HEATHER!

WHAT?

Get off the freakng porch!

youre mom is a porch!

no u are!

you wish!

wait...

together what!

me & my bff jenn lol were crazy bitchs lol

hi i never know what to say in these things so im just gonna put some quotes f/ my fav movies & stuff there really great quotes lol but im lazy so i copyd and ppasted f/ my friends site alot lol ;)

Do us a favor...I know it's difficult 4 you...but stay here don't do anything... stupid. captain jack sparrow

Deck Officer: Your Tauntaun'll freeze before you reach the first marker. Han: Then I'll see you in hell!

Billy: Shampoo is betta! I go on first and clean the hair! CONDITIONER IS BETTA!

Irish guy: They're always after me lucky charms! (everyone snickers) What? Why does everyone laugh when I say that? They ARE after me lucky charms! What? Frau Farbissma: It's a television commercial! With this cartoon leprechaun! And all of these children are trying to chase him..Hey leprechaun man! Leprechaun man! We want to get your lucky charms! haha! Oh, and there's all these little tiny bits of marshmallow just stuck right in the cereal so that when the kids eat them, they think, "Oh this is candy! I'm having fun!"

carecrow (Ray Bolger): I haven't got a brain... only straw. Dorothy (Judy Garland): How can you talk if you haven't got a brain? Scarecrow: I don't know... But some people without brains do an awful lot of talking... don't they? Dorothy: Yes, I guess you're right.

Jo: Cow. Melissa: I gotta go Julia, we've go cows. Jo: 'Nother cow. Bill: Actually, I think it was the same one.

Jack: Do you have an extra pair of pants in your apartment? Lucy: If you fit into my pants, I think I'll kill myself.

Vizzini: He didn't fall? INCONCEIVABLE! Inigo: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

RACHEL: WELL THANK YOU...Isn't that just kick you in the crotch spit on your neck fantastic?

spike: When I say, "I love you," it's not because I want you or because I can't have you. It has nothing to do with me.I love what you are, what you do, how you try. I've seen your kindness and your strength. I've seen the best and the worst of you. And I understand with perfect clarity exactly what you are. You're a hell of a woman. You're the one.

We must pray the other teenagers of Sherwood, Ohio, know the name of that righteous dude who can solve their problems: it's Jesus Christ, and he's in the Book. father ripper

carrey: maybe there are no right moments, right guys, right answers...maybe sometimes you just have to say what's in your heart.

Randy: I never thought I'd be so happy to be a virgin!

Will: It was terrible! Terrible! But driving really fast behind the ambulance was fantastic!

Homer: I felt a surge of power, like god must feel -- when he's holding a gun.

How to deal with death is at least as important as how to deal with life.~ Admiral Kirk

Mr. Rooney: He jeopardizes my ability to effectively govern this student body. Grace: He makes you look like an ass is what he does, Ed.

Happy: The price is wrong, bitch!