LOOK ALIVE, SUNSHINE!

curently in progress is my only srory: night, night

my fave color is maroon

my fave film is suckerpunch

SONG THAT EVERY ONE MUST LISTEN TO BY ALL THAT IS RIGHT IN THE WORLD: THE UNFORGIVEN BY THE DEFILED FROM THE BLACK ALBUM COVERD IT IS THE BEST SONG IN THE WORLD!!!!!!

my fave bands are: my chemical romance, black veil brides, you me at six, nirvana, blink 182, greenday, evenescence, we the kings, lordi, panic! at the disco, nickleback, stone sour, muse, a static lullaby, korn, the white stripes and linkin park.

my fave albums are: the black parade by my chemical romance, danger days: the true lives of the fabulous killjoys by my chemical romance and the black album by metallica.

my fingers are freezing right now

my fave animals are bats

im an english, emo, genius and im proud of it

and im female

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (caps are the ones u are.)
I'M SKINNY, SO I MUST BE ANOREXIC.
I'M EMO, SO I MUST CUT MY WRISTS.
I'M A GIRL, SO I MUST BE WEAK.
I'm a negro so I must carry a gun.
I'm blonde, so I must be a ditz
I'm Jamacain so I must smoke weed.
I LIVE IN THE COUNTRY, SO I MUST LIVE ON A FARM.
I'm haitian so I must eat cat.
I'm asiain, so I must be sexy.
I'm Jewish, so I must be greedy.
I'm gay, so I must have AIDS.
I'm a lesbian, so I must have a sex-tape.
I'm Arab, so I must be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, SO I MUST BE A BITCH.
I'M A GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, SO I WILL GO TO HELL
I'm a Christian, so I must think gay people should go to hell.
I'm religious, so I must shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'M ATHEIST SO I MUST HATE THE WORLD.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, SO I MUST BE EVIL AND HAVE NO MORALS
I'm republican, so I must not care about poor people.
I'm democrat, so I must not believe in being responsible.
I am liberal, so I must be gay.
I TAKE (OR USED TO TAKE) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, SO I MUST BE CRAZY.
I'm a guy, so I must only want to get into your pants.
I'm Irish, so I must have a bad drinking problem.
I'm Indian, so I must own a convenient store.
I'm Native American, so I must dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a Cheerleader, so I must be a whore...
I'm a dancer, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear skirts a lot, so I must be a slut.
I'm a Punk, so I must do drugs.
I'm rich, so I must be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, SO I MUST BE GOTH OR EMO.
I'M A WHITE GIRL, SO I MUST BE A NAGGING, STEAL-YOUR-MONEY KIND OF GIRLFRIEND.
I'm Cuban, so I must spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm not a virgin, so I must be easy.
I fell in love with a married man, so I must be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a teenage mum, so I must be an irresponsible slut.
I'm Polish, so I must wear my socks with my sandals
I'm Italian, so I must have a "big one".
I'm Egyptian, so I must be a terrorist!
I'm pretty, so I must not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, SO I MUST HAVE NO SOCIAL LIFE.
I dye my hair crazy colours, so I must be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS SO I MUST BE LOOKING FOR ATTENTION.
I'M INTO THEATER & ART, SO I MUST BE A HOMO-SEXUAL
I'm a vegetarian so I must be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, SO I MUST BE FUCKING THEM ALL.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, SO I MUST BE A PLAYER.
I have big boobs, so i must be a hoe.
I'm Colombian, so I must be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, SO I MUST BE A POSER.
I'm Russian, so I must be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm German, so I must be a Nazi.
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, SO I MUST BE GAY TOO
I'm Brazilian, so I must have a big butt.
I'm Puerto Rican, so I must look good and be conceited
I'm Salvadorian, so I must be in MS 13
I'm Hawaiian so I must be lazy
I'm Peruvian, so I must like llamas
Im a stoner so I must be going in the wrong direction
I'M A VIRGIN SO I MUST BE PRUDE
I'M STRAIGHT EDGE SO I MUST BE VIOLENT.
I'M A FEMALE GAMER, SO I MUST BE UGLY... OR CRAZY.
I'm black so I must love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'M A GIRL WHO ACTUALLY EATS LUNCH, SO I MUST BE FAT.
I'M SINGLE SO I MUST BE UGLY.
I'm a skater so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm mixed so I must be screwed up.
I'M A FEMALE, SO I MUST NOT SWEAR.
I'm Muslim so I must be a terrorist.
I'M IN A BAND, SO I MUST BE A DORK.
I'm Mormon so I must be perfect
I'M WHITE AND HAVE BLACK FRIENDS SO I MUST THINK I'M BLACK
I'M GOTH SO I MUST MUST WORSHIP THE DEVIL
I'm Hispanic, so I must be dirty.
I'M NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, SO I MUST BE A LOSER.
I'm overwieght, so I must have a problem with self control.
I'm Preppy, so I must shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a dance team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'M YOUNG, SO I MUST BE NAIVE.
I'm Mexican, so I must have hopped the border.
I got a car for my birthday, so I must be a spoiled brat.
I'M BI, SO I MUST THINK EVERY PERSON I SEE IS HOT.
I'm a guy cheerleader, so I must be gay.
I'M A PREP, SO I MUST BE RICH. (PRIVATE SCHOOL IS EQUIVILENT)
I don't like the sun so I must be an albino.
I HAVE A LOT OF FRIENDS, SO I MUST LOVE TO DRINK AND PARTY
I wear tight pants and I'm a guy, so I must be emo.
I couldn't hurt a fly, So I must be a pussy.
I HANG OUT WITH TEENAGE DRINKERS AND SMOKERS, SO I MUST SMOKE AND DRINK TOO.
I HAVE ARTISTIC TALENT, SO I MUST THINK LITTLE OF THOSE WHO DON'T.
I DON'T LIKE TO BE IN A BIG GROUP, SO I MUST BE ANTI-SOCIAL.
I HAVE A DIFFERENT SENSE OF HUMOR, SO I MUST BE CRAZY.
I TELL PEOPLE OFF, SO I MUST BE AM OVER CONTROLLING BITCH. (I CARE FOR THE ENVIRONMENT)
MY HAIR GREASY A LOT, SO I MUST HAVE NO HYGIENE SKILL.
I'M DEFENSIVE, SO I MUST BE OVER CONTROLLING AND A BITCH.
I'm a nudist, so I must want everyone to see my boobs.
I READ COMICS, SO I MUST BE A LOSER.
I hang out with a former prostitute.. So I must be a whore myself.
I'm Texan so I must ride a horse
I'm a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I'm a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I am a fangirl so I must be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I watch porn so I musy be perverted.
I'm an only child so I must be spoiled.
I'M INTELLIGENT SO I MUST BE WEAK.
I am American so I must be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm welsh so I must love sheep
I'm a YOUNG WRITER, SO I MUST BE EMO.
I'm Canadian, so I must talk with a funny accent.
I'm a guy, so I must ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'M A FEMINIST, SO I MUST HAVE A PROBLEM WITH SEXUALITY AND I WANT TO CASTRATE EVERY MAN ON EARTH.
I'M A TEENAGER, SO I MUST HAVE STEREOTYPE.
I wear a big sunhat when I go outside, so I must be stupid.
I LIKE BLOOD, SO I MUST BE A VAMPIRE.
I don't like yaoi or yuri, so I must be be a homophobe.
I'M NOT THE MOST POPULAR PERSON IN SCHOOL, SO I MUST BE A LOSER
I CARE ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT...I MUST BE A TREE HUGGING HIPPY
I have a fan character, so I must be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, SO I MUST BE HAVING CYBER SEX.
I'm pagan so I must worship Satan
I'm Conservative, so I must be against Abortion.
I LIKE CARTOONS, SO I MUST BE IRRESPONSIBLE.
I LIKE READING, SO I MUST BE A LONER.
I have my own spiritual ideology; therefore I must be wrong or misguuided.
I DISAGREE WITH MY GOVERNMENT, SO I MUST BE A TERRORIST.
I'M A PERSON, SO I MUST BE LABELED
I don't curse, so I must be an outcast
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, SOI MUST BE A PEDANTIC BASTARD.
I'M GOTHIC, SO I MUST BE MEAN.
I'M STRONG SO I MUST BE STUPID.
I'm australian so I must hunt crocodiles and tak to kangaroo's.
I'M FRIENDS WITH A CUTTER, SO I MUST BE A CUTTER TOO.
I am an honor student, so I must be a nerd.
I cry easily, so I must be a wimp.
I CAN'T HELP POINTING OUT MISTAKES SO I MUST BE AN OVER-CONTROLLING PERFECTIONIST
I'M A PERFECTIONIST SO I MUST CHECK EVERYTHING TEN TIMES, THEN BURST INTO TEARS WHEN THERE IS A MISTAKE
I DON"T LIKE TO TALK ABOUT MY PERSONAL LIFE SO I MUST BE HAVING PROBLEMS
I don't get staright A'S so I must have failed a grade.
I GET ANGRY EASILY, SO I MUST BE VIOLENT AND ALWAYS LOOKING FOR A FIGHT
I LIKE NATURAL DISASTERS SO I MUST HAVE NO HEART
I'M PROUD OF BEING RANDOM, SO I MUST HAVE A MENTAL DISEASE
I'm australian so I must be a bogan.

Have you ever considered,
suing your brain for non-support?
Who was so mean to put an "s" in the word "lisp" if people with lisps can't say the "s"?
Doctors say TV is bad for us, but why is there a TV in every hospital room?
If McDonald's loves to see you smile why do they screw up your order?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
If con is the opposite of pro is Congress the opposite of progress?
Donald Duck never wears pants, but why does he wraps a towel around his waist when he gets out of the shower?

WHAT TO DO IN AN EXAM……
1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"
2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.
4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.
5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.
6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.
7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.
8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.
9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.
10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.
11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.
12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.
13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "THIS IS STUPID!" and walk out triumphantly.
14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink.)
15. Show up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).
16. Comment on how cute the instructor is looking that day.
17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.
18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.
19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.
20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.
21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.
22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.
23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.
25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the heck are you? Where's the regular guy?"
26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!
27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.
28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"
29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.
30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.
31. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her.
32. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit."
33. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E..."
34. Fake an orgasm. When interrupted, apologize, and explain that question #5 moved you, deeply.
35. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!". rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. strike a pose first for added effect.
36. Tailgate outside the classroom before the exam.
37. If your answers are on a scantron sheet, fill it out in pen.
38. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girl nearby.
39. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.
40. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your paper. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour.
41. Make Strange noises... get people to stare... look at the person next to you as if heshe did it.
42. Dress like the professor.
43. If your a boy wear a hot pink dress
44. Use Invisible Ink to answer the whole exam.
45. Order catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras

did u notice there was no 24?
did u just scroll up to check?

16 THINGS TO DO AT A SHOPPING CENTRE
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Things I'm not allowed to do at Hogwarts.
1) Seamus Finnigan is not after me lucky charms
2) I do not weigh the same as a duck. Nor should I try to act like one.
3) "I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.
4) I will not sing "we're off to see the wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office.
5) I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class
6) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss
7) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda
8) Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar
9) First years are not allowed to be fed to Fluffy
10) I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his "time of the month"
11) I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals
12) I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin quidditch matches
13) The Giant Squid is not an approriate date to the Yule Ball
14) When Death-Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Bat Moblie, Robin!"
15) When a class-mate falls asleep, I shall not take advantage of the fact and draw a Dark Mark on his arm.
16) It's not necessary for me to yell "BURN!" every time Snape takes house points from Gryffindor
17) Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is simply coincidental
18) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny. Even if he is wearing an orange anorak
19) I will not refer to the Weasley Twins as "bookends"
20) I will ont dress up in a Dementor's suit and use a dustbuster on Harry's lips to make him do what I want.
21) I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.
22) I will not hold my wand in the air before I casting spells shouting "I got the power!"
23) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that the Knights who say Ni have challenged him to a duel and then have students yell "Ni!" from various directions.
24) I am not Xena: Warrior Princess and I shall not use war cries to signal my entrance when I enter a classroom
25) Its not necessary for me to yell "Bam!" everytime I apparate.
26) I will not steal Griffyndor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallway.
27) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music when wandering the halls.
28) "To conquer the earth with flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.
29) I am not allowed to begin Herbology class by singing the theme song to "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes"
30) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs.
31) The Whomping Willow is not an Entwife
32) "Draco Malfoy, Take it up the Arse" is not an acceptable quidditch chant.
34) I am not Allowed to lock Harry Potter and Draco Malfoyin a closet to see if hot gay sex will occur.
34) It is a mad idea to tell Proffesor Mcgonagal that she takes herself too seriously
35) "Ya'll check this crap out!" is not an aprropriate way to announce that I am about to conduct an expirimental spell.
36) I will not say the phrase "Dude, get a life" to Voldemort.
37) I will not offer to pose nude for Collin Creevy.
38) I am no longer allowed to use the words "pimp cane" in front of Draco Malfoy.
39) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera.
40) Dumbledore does not have "nakie time".

19 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity:
1: At lunch time, sit in you car with sunglasses on and point a hair dry at passing cars; see if they slow down
2: Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice.
3: Every time some one asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that
4: Put you garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"
5: Put decaf in the coffee maker (home or work). When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso
6: In your memo book, on all your checks, put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS"
7: Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance To The Prophecy"
8: Dont use any punctuation
9: As often as possible, skip instead of walking
10: Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face
11: Specify that your drive-thru order is "TO GO"
12: Sing along at the opera
13: Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme
14: Put mosquito netting around your work area (or room) and play tropical sounds all day
15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't 'feel like it'
16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom"
17: When the cash comes out of the ATM yell, "I WON, I WON"
18: When exiting the zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives they're loose"
19: Tell your children (or younger sibling) that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go"

Friends:
FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'it’s because your gay isn't it?'
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will resend this!!

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
A moment of silence.

KILLJOYS, MAKE SOME NIOSE!!!!!!!!