"With brisk determination, I cocked the gun, the grinding metal loud over the rain and pounding in my ears. I waited one brief moment, eyes closed and hands shaking, before I heard the voice I knew would come in my moment of need. 'Please don't do this.'"

In the summer of 801, a family is blessed with the birth of twins. With an uncertain future for both children in an age of superstition and prejudice, we recount the earliest days of the Volturi's most notorious offensive weapons: Alec and Jane.

Jasper/Bella pairing. What if Bella was being abused my charlie, and her brother Emmett finally finds out after 16 years. Who will Bella Get close to and how dangerous could it be for her? R&R

The effects of a full moon leave Edward and Bella in a complicated physical relationship. After running from bloodlust, Bella is determined to get them back to normalcy. HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

Edward and Bella’s relationship is tested when Edward fails to protect Bella from the most disgusting human crime possible: rape.

Formerly, "Hazards of a Ski Holiday".Sequel to Weekend Blues. Emmett and Bella team up in an attempt to bring Rosalie one of the best anniversary's ever on a ski holiday with the rest of the Cullens.

The Cullens go hunting for the weekend.Bella and Emmett are the only ones at home.Will Bella get fed up of Emmett bugging her or will they end up bonding?Note:BELLA AND EMMETT ARE NOT A COUPLE.

AU, Post New Moon. Three years after their departure from Forks, Bella turns up as one of Carlisle's intensive care patients with no family to claim her when she recovers. Will Bella tell Edward the truth of her recent past, or try to spare him the pain?

Bella joins the Cullens for Truth and Dare, except it's not your ordinary Truth and Dare - this is Cullen Style. How does Edward get stuck in Bella's truck with Mike and Jake? And what's with Alice in Wal-mart clothes? Who will win? Who will chcken out?

Just an extension to the little lullaby Clodagh sings to baby Becan. Pls R&R. Hidden Fairy

Bella's first face-to-face with Emmett and Jasper after Pheonix.

Basically, I Twilightified a bunch of Christmas songs! Reviews and Requests welcome!

Jacob's desire to gain revenge on Edward causes him to hurt Bella in the worst possible way and she has to live with the consequences. Warnings: Mature, Bad Jake, Rape, but E/B eccentric the entire way through.

Sick of overly cliched Twilight fics? Well, here's your chance to laugh at exactly how stupid they are! A new cliche whenever I can! Now featuring cliches written by our readers! I do love being cruel... T for some swearing. And remember to hate on Jake!

It was the hardest thing I have ever done, but I did it. I moved on, Edward, just like you asked. ExB

For daddys little cannibal's contest. Emmett, Edward and Bella all play a simple game of truth or dare. Not very cliche, rated for some innuendos, but nothing too bad.

A Midnight Sun-like one-shot. Edward hears Bella say 'I love you' for the first time. In his words.

A snow-day in Forks. To amuse themselves, the Cullens and Bella decide to engage in a snowball fight. But how will Bella react when Edward tells her to sit out and watch?

In New Moon this is how Emmett responded to seeing his brother and Bella again at the airport and after watching Charlie ream Edward out for what he did to Bella. One-shot R&R plz! Enjoy!

It's Bella's last Thursday as a human, and the Cullen siblings introduce Bella to a concept called "Thirsty Thursdays." Listen as Edward recounts the story of her crazy night!

This is what My-Bella and myself think would happen if The beloved Cullen's had to go to a home improvement store. Oh for the love of a toilet! what will we do with our dear sweet Emmett.

Find out what mischief Bella gets up to when Edward's hunting.

Edward's family decides he needs a push in the right direction when it comes to getting physical with Bella. What methods do they resort to in order to get their message across!

Mike drugs Bella at a party, but the Cullens rescue her. This is a night at the Cullens with an undertheinfluence Bella as they try to keep her out of anything lifethreatening. How will they fare?

Sequel to Trippy Bella. Bella has been declared insane. The Cullens think its bad enough in their own house, but what if she is unleashed on the unsuspecting folks of Forks? How will they fare now?

Edward's continuing worry about being with Bella before she's changed leaves him no choice but to have The Talk with Carlisle. Some things are too important to leave to chance.

Edward does the unthinkable and runs into a tree! Humor OneShot.

This is the first in my Twilight commercals series. It is Bella's 18th birthday...but something is bothering Edward. Edward'sPOV. This is a bad summary. Just read it. It's fun! oneshot

Will Edward finally be beaten by Bella when he can't solve a riddle? Humor one shot

Edward is given a 30 dollar spending limit for Bella's Christmas present... but will he abide by the rules or find a loophole? FLUFF! One Shot.

Bella, Emmett, liquor and Ho Hos. That's all I need to say, I think [BellaEmmett FRIENDSHIP]

Bella finds a name generator online and find's different hilarious versions of Edward's name. Jedi, Pokemon, etc. Humor One Shot.

Emmett in 200 words. I just couldn't leave him alone. I might add other subjects in the future.

Edward, Jasper, Carlisle, Rose and Emmett went hunting but something went terribly wrong. What happened so that Edward has red eyes now? And what about Bella's reaction? Will she be able to forgive? post NM

[Short Oneshot] Bella wants Edward to steal something VERY important... Something we all would have had Edward stolen if we knew him.

Sawing noises filled his ears, the obvious sound of a blade against skin, slashing, hacking. Oh yes, he knew just by the squishy grinding noise that the lacerations would be deep. He only hoped that Bella wouldn't slip up and penetrate her own skin... EB.

When Bella gets sick one night while staying at the Cullen's house, Jasper, Lord of Emotions, gets new insight into hers and Edward's relationship. J's POV

Bella gets sick while Edward is away hunting. How does he nurse her back to health? They haven't seen each other in a while, how do they catch up? PREVIEW Flicking his lobe softly with just my tongue I brought it into my mouth and sucked gently. R&R PLZ!

[Fluffy Oneshot][EB] Bella compares a kitten to Edward... causing an interesting argument.

Bella flips through the channels at Edward's house and finds what she least expected

Edward has only been back in Bella's life for a few days and he starts to notice all the new scars on her body. He decides to confront her about it. What will he say? How will she react? Plz review! Thanks!

Exactly what kind of skeletons will Bella find in the Cullens' closets on the annual Spring Cleaning Day? Or, even worse, how far will the Cullens go to get rid of things?

What happens when Bella gets the hiccups at the Cullen household?

Bella and Edward playing with a Twenty Q ball and trying to make it guess vampire... This is completely random... Oneshot... Takes place any random time after New Moon, it doesn't matter. Bella is NOT a vampire! Cute, funny, a little fluffy.

Even as a vampire, Edward is not infallible. What is it with men and asking for directions?

How does Bella get unglued from Edward? Find out and prepare to laugh! Complete for now...maybe I'll come up with more hilarity.

Bella goes swimming with the Cullens in their pool after dusk. But the experience soon becomes a war between the Cullens as she becomes the monkey in the middle :D Entertaining, Fluffy, and Funny!

Bella tries to outsmart Edward. Oneshot! This is what happens when Edward thinks TOO hard. It's more popular than I thought it would be! DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT!

What happens when the Cullens start arguing about the Civil War? How will they ever resolve their strange argument? Find out...

I told him goodbye... and I think I'm okay with that. Oneshot

The Cullen family and Bella begin to celabrate Christmas!Completeted!

Crackfic/Edward-bash. Edward suffers the worst birthday ever when Bella discovers the wonders of caffeinated soda.

Reaching out, I snagged a fistful of his shirt and yanked it. Hard. As I did so, I gave him my demand: “Take off your clothes.” [BellaxEdward. NOT what you're probably thinking!]

Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.

Life is never a fairytale and Bella's is no different.

Edward is hunting and sends Emmett to keep an eye on Bella. An exploration of Bella and Emmett's relationship.

Bella has a plan to change Edward's mind. She will live the most human life she can even if it kills her. Will her plan work or will it blow up in her face?

Something besides Bella is making Edward warm...

Bella is sick and Edward is worried.

Just a regular day in Forks. No, really.

Hey All I Have Returned! I Do Hope You Enjoy This One! What Happpens If Bella Is On Her...Read and Find out! Warning 2nd CH. Is Confusing A Bit Lol , I LOVE YOU ALL! Thanks For All The Great Reviews! COMPLETE!

A fan fiction for the Sevenwaters Trilogy by Juliet Marillier. The daughter of Oonagh and Colum is called to Sevenwaters. Short-listed for the "Into the Forest" Competition. ONE-SHOT.