Wings Says:

HIPPIE THINKS SHES BATMAN.

WHICH MEANS SHES GAY AND ROBIN IS HER BITCH.

YOU ALL KNOW I AM RIGHT.

DON'T DENY IT.

WHY DO YOU THINK HE JOINED THE TEEN TITANS?

CAUSE IT WAS GETTTING AROUND GOTHAM.

Ignore her. Shes nuts. My best friend in the world, but nuts. First off, I'm not gay, but she is right about the whole Batman/Robin action. Everybody knows X-Men is "da bomb"--I'm a dork in RL-- except for Cyclops, he was gay. True, as my friend Wings says, cause she is typing, I am a dork in real life. I am obsessed with cartoons at the age of 15. Ain't I great? (Wings: Oh yeah, andshe says ain't alot. Get used to it. Here in the south, it is a word). Alright Wings you can shut up now. She is an evil, sadistic(seriously), bitch. (Wings: I added the sadistic and bitch part, cause it's true. Oh, and I'm really only a sadist when I write and when it comes to sex). So am I. But not as bad as Wings. I like a little bit of fluff, she just likes the Wam, Bam, Thank You Ma'am. (Wings: Damn straight. No other way to go baby. Oh yeah, all of this is being typed by me and dictated by Hippie cause she types worth a shit. She learned nothing in our 7th grade typing class). Damn straight. (Wings: I'm rubbing off on her_). Damn straight. (Wings: What she said. And we're stopping it with the damn straight for now. I'm getting tried of typing straight. It hurts my feelings -_-). Damn straight.(Wings: I'm going to strangle you when I'm done here Hip). You suck eggs. (Wings: Umm...not eggs exactly). You whore. (Wings: Damn straight, but only Zuko's. Ah! Look what you made me do damn it!). Wings is the first one to get the true meaning of 'sucks eggs'. And fuck you, Zukos mine. (Wings: That's not what he told me last night.) I know, I was lying right next to you and him. (Wings: Oh yeah. I was in such a state of bliss I forgot). Oh really? I thought you were choking on his cock. (Wings: It was still bliss.He tastes like wood-smoke.It's yummy. But he smells like ashes and sandlewood). You noticed that too? (Wings: Yeah.But I'm used to it now, and I get horny just thinking about it). Do you think Iroh smells like sandlewood. (Wings: No. He smells and tastes like Ginsing tea). You would know wouldn't you. (Wings: Damn straight. Most of the crew tastes like ashes. And a couple smell like sandlewood too). Just for the record, we're the ship whores. Or, at least we are in our fantasies.(Wings: Yeah, we're kinky like that. More me than her, but she can be pretty damn kinky.Ow, the bitch just hit me. Damn you. Anyway, as I was saying--YOU LIKE TO FUCK ME LIKE AN ANIMAL!--limp biscut is playing, what was I saying? Oh yeah, she's pretty damn good with a whip). In truth, she wouldn't know. But that doesn't mean she's wrong.(Wings: For the record, we're not smoking anything. Despite she's a hippie, she doesn't condone the usage of drugs. Damn her. She really puts a damper on my weekends. QUIT HITTING ME! I still love you!) I love you too, Wings. (Wings: Duh). I'm really abusive. (Wings: No shit. I'm covered in fucking bruises, godsdamn you! It only gets me off when Zuko does it. Or Mugen. She naming guys right now that are hers. She is DELLUSIONAL! At least half of them are mine. So we're are compramising and sharing the Avatar guys. Except Sokka. He's all mine. does devious and kinky things to him) Okay, but I get Jee. (Wings: Fine). We'll save you the time of reading all of this (Wings: Now that you've already read all of it. Damn your dumb). and get straight to the real profile part. Also, fuck you Wings. (Wings: I told you, not tonight!)

I am 15, I am a sophmore, I drive withouta permit/license--HELL-FUCKING-YEAH!--but that's because I live in a town where the police will pull over a 12-year-old driving, just to tell him to tell his parents hi for him.Or, it's their kid in the first place. But, as Wings would say ( who is typing this by the way. Hello!), I am getting off subject. Her ADD has infected me. (Wings: Haha! Yes! My mission in life is complete! Selfish ass). She's having trouble typing ass. I don't know why, she is one. (Wings: I just had to type that about myself). Back to the profile: I keep Wings from failing (Wings: And I LOVE you for it!). You better! Anyway, my other best friend is going to go off to this smart peoples school (Wings: I miss her homework already!). I could have gone if I'd wanted to, but I didn't. So here I am. And also cause Wings needs me. She doesn't apply herself to school well. (Wings: She tried to say I was stupid. I'm not. I'm just a MASTER PROCRASTINATOR! It's an art). My younger bro is embarrassing and annoying, but the Gods know I love him. (Wings: Holy shit, there was a fucking horse in a hotel on tv. The Disney Channel is fucked up dude). Sorry, Walt.She nuts, but I agree with the fact that Disney is fucked up because they don't show anime. But at least they have Dante Basco's voice. (Wings: I melt when I hear it). Damn straight. I'm tired of typing. (Wings: Tired of ME typing maybe. Fucking selfish. Didn't I already say that? Well, it was worth repeating. QUIT HITTING ME GODSDAMN YOU! SONOFABITCH!) But first, Random Stories.

(Wings: I think I'm getting Carpal Tunnel Syndrome. You SLAVE driver! But I like it.)

Once, while we were sitting in my room--like now, and get your dirty minds outta the gutter!--I was helping Wings with her Geometry homework (Wings: It's a bitch, I hate it.), and I had just finished explaining this LOOOOOOOOOOONG complecated problem. I asked Wings, "Did you understand that?" And what do you think she said? (Wings: I'll give you a guess). She said, "Oh! Look, I made little thingies on my X!" (Wings: I seriously said that. There were fucking cool dude! And no, I didn't get it. You're a winner! Except for you points at the ninth, nintieth, and hundred-nintieth persons to read this You're a loser. Haha...I just killed your self-esteem by like 59.7 points!) In my terms, you suck eggs. And not Zuko's. That honor is reserved for Wings and me only. As it is for our anime guys that we share. (Wings: There are quite a few. But Ed and Roy are mine.) Oh, just so you know, all fanfics will probably be anime fics. WE ARE ANIME OTAKUS! (Wings: Translation: We love anime. We are obsessed with anime. If you say we are stupid because of it, we will kick your ass and eat your heart while it still beats! Okay, maybe not. I may be sadistic, but ain't a fucking cannibal).

(Wings: This is turning into a "our" thing, instead of a "you" thing. Like Zuko! I want him). But we share him. Remember! (Wings: How the fuck am I going to forget when you tell me every five-fucking-seconds? QUIT HITTING ME! GOOD-FUCKING-GODS! Abuse! I'm reporting you!) Most of these will be the writers of Zutara fics.

wilderness-writer: Author of Dangerous Ground (Zutara Fic)

Spleefmistress: Author of Cold Fire, Hot Water, and the spinoff of Hot Water: Volcano. This is an XXX fic. And we love it.

Unmatchmakers: Hilarious Zutara Fic (Wings:DUDE she fucking made the fucking world fucking end! FUCK!)

Forces of Attraction: Zutara Drabbler

The Infinity Legends: Limitations: Zutara fic. (Wings: Excellent).

A Twist of Fate: Zutara Fic

Free Again: Zutara Fic

Oasis: Zutara one-shot. If you go to AFF.net Its CHAPTERS!

The Son of Agni Profcied: Zutara Fic (Spellings wrong)

Not Me: Zutara Fic

Of Water Queens and Fire Lords: Zutara Fic

Emperors & Queens: Zutara Drabbler.

Kiss This: ZutaraDrabbler

Okay, becuase the profile on here is really all about Hippie--who is currently rolling all over the bed saying ROLLY ROLLY ROLLY--I, Wings, am putting a link to my personal fanfiction author page on here. If you want to know about me, go there. I also have a couple poems and a discontinued POTC fanfic on there. (Hippie: ROLLY ROLLY ROLLY) She's a fucking dumbass. (Hippie: ROLLY ROLLY ROLLY! reads what I wrote Hey! ROLLY ROLLY ROLLY) Did she not just prove me right?

Me @ my personal Fanfiction Author Page. Clicky!

My friends are retarded. And it is true that they're obsessive and perverted, but I just wanted to let everyone know that just cause I hangout with them doesn't mean I'm an obsessive, perverted, anime freak. I am a sarcastic (hippie: RUDE) Not rude just brutally honest, and a genius -which makes Hippie terribly jealous because I'm smarter than her.(Hippie: She's lying! She's LYING! LYING! LYING! She is not smarter than me!) See what I mean. And did I mention both my friends are dillusional? I still love them, though. Just so you know they aren't like this all the time, and aren't Lezzes.