Elky.And.The.Rupert.Obsession
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Joined 03-04-06, id: 1001969, Profile Updated: 08-25-12
Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter.

About Me:

Name: Elky
Age: 17
Location: United States
Books: Harry Potter and Twilight, New Moon and Eclipse :D (NOT BREAKING DAWN)

Harry Potter Stuff

Favorite Character-
Luna - Yay :D
Ron - Ron=Rupert Grint :D
Dumbledore - R.I.P
Sirius - Really is dead ):
Neville - He's always been a favorite. Yeah Ive liked him even right before Deathly Hallows

Ships-
Ron/Hermione - Yay they had kids with weird names :D
I like to read-
Luna/Ron - My Two Favorite Characters
Luna/Neville - This soo should have been Canon :(

Ships i cant stand-
Old Person (snape, sirius, remus etc)/Young Student (Hermione, Harry, Luna, Ron etc.)
Draco/Anyone
OC/Anyone
Incest
Slash
Harry/Hermione

Pairings that I'm cool with but the fan-fics suck-
Lily/James

Storys I've Written

Finished-

-- One Shots!
- These are really retarded lol but i get bored easily so y?eah ill write retarded things.
-- A Parody Of Fan Fics- Look at title. Oh and the plot or whatever makes absolutly no sense, but thats kinda the point.
-- Harry Potter and The Whore-cruxes-
(moved to my friends profile) (here's the link http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3220031/1/ )Voldemorts Christmas Day- Voldemort is good!? why? read to find out!
The Difference between an OC and Mary-Sue for dummies- look at title.

In- Progress- (and never plan on finishing)

-- Harry Potter and The Mustards Plus Superman - so yeah me and my friends superteam (the mustards) is going to somehow get to Harry Potter world and its going to be very chaotic and everything. Me And Starsa-yes the real Starsa wrote this together :)
-- The Pub- Characters catching up in a pub!
-- Harry Potter, Friends Edition- The Harry Potter Gang Is Like The Gang In Friends!

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Twlight Stuff

Favorite Characters-
Jacob- Yay Team Jacob!
Edward- Cool but not up there with Jacob
Alice- Awsome
Esme- Yay Esme!
Carliste- Can you say McDreamy?

Favorite Pairings-
Bella/Edward
Bella/Jacob (Dont hurt me)
Carliste/Esme
Alice/Jasper
Rosalie/Emmet

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Serena: Lupin's cousin ? ! by xXxMusic is my boyfriendxXx reviews
SMxHP: Serena goes to visit her cousin after the battle with Chaos. Sirius is drunk. Voldy is emo. And you get to vote on pairings! Set in fifth year... suggest anything in chapters... summary sucks but please read! REVIVED!
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,978 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, Harry P.
Harry Potter and The Whorecruxes by xXxMusic is my boyfriendxXx reviews
this is basicly the 7th book if J.K.Rowling were to get drunk and or high while writing it. PLEEZ READ! ...and no flames. if u do, i'll just add u in the story & kill u off. muahaha! i hav the POOWWWEEERRRRR!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,130 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/10/2006 - Published: 10/29/2006 - Complete
A day at the beach by xXxMusic is my boyfriendxXx reviews
basicly what the title says, only funny. rated for language and a certain snake type man. oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/13/2006 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Complete
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The Difference Between MarySue and OC for Dummies reviews
What the title says
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2007 - OC, Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Mustards Plus superman reviews
The Mustards a.k.a me and my superhero group go to hogwarts! Rating for brief nudity, its sirius girls.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,595 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/14/2007 - Published: 1/12/2007
Harry Potter, Friends Edition! reviews
The Harry Potter People, are like the gang in Friends! R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/20/2007
Voldemorts Christmas Day reviews
Voldemort is good now! How is that possible? Read to find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2006 - Complete
The Pub reviews
The Harry Potter people go to my fictional Pub and catch up with there lives. Very Funny if you have a sense of Humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/21/2006 - Published: 12/5/2006
Parody Of FanFics reviews
This is a Parody of fan fics out there.. this is just good fun ok so if i somehow insult your story.. sorry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,682 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/7/2006 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Complete
One Shots! reviews
I was reallly bored when i came up with these so they arnt though through and plus dont flame me on grammer because i dont care
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/18/2006 - Published: 4/6/2006 - Complete
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