I have spent a long time staring at this screen trying to decide what to write. What goes in a profile? A list of my stories? You can find that right down there (or on the other page if you’re on a mobile), and it’s not so much a list as it is a single Danny Phantom oneshot that I’m totally not ordering you to go read right now. What else? Personal details? Why the hell would anyone want to know that I’m a kid from Essex, England, and the only site I spend any time on is tumblr, with the url ambitextrous? Huh? You bunch of creeps.

This account is more for keeping track of other people's stories than for posting my own, so I don't have any sort of update schedule and what I write is governed only by my spontaneous and short-lived impulses to put words on a screen - because of school and also an actual long-term book project, I just don't have the time to professionally maintain a hobby like this. Stories will be most likely oneshots, and most likely somewhat incomplete. I can guarantee that any series I start will never finish and never update more than once a month. Feel free to adopt stuff if you like the idea, but ask permission first and give me a link; if I'm particularly tied to an idea (unlikely), or have big plans for it (incredibly unlikely), I might not want it shared out just yet.

FYI - Sorry if I don't reply to your reviews, but any sort of social contact is sort of a big thing for me and if you don't post a direct question (e.g. "When will the next update be?" "Why have you written so-and-so this way?" "Could I point out a few spelling mistakes?") chances are I won't say anything. Just a heads-up. I'm really not trying to be rude.

So I think I’ve covered everything. Yeah. Cool