Meet my alternate ego: Mary Sue queen, LilacBlossom.

She isn't real of course and the fics will differ wildly. Harry Potter is the main conquest, but other books, movies, and TV series will be exploited as well. Yes, even some real-life ones. Oh, I went there. Prince Harry, you are not safe. From goth "My Immortal" knockoffs, to purple-haired Veela's, to sunshine colored candy coated American preps, to the um... unreadable, my goal of this account is to publish as many blatantly troll fics and see how many I can actually fool (hopefully none). To mock the horrid writers and desolate places that is known: as Mary Sue/Gary Stu/Molly I'm-Better-Than-You/Draco -is-not-a-tool/Katelyn Rose Enobaria Katniss Mione Golden Flower Perfection Lilac Blossom Diamond.

After reading one too many Mary Sue fics, something snapped within my meticiolous, perfectionist mind. I love writing, after politics and history, and to see such atrocious writing- my heart broke. So I set out on a quest to capture what I once saw onto horribly written, crack-filled, satirical (and often realistically as possible) fanfiction. My insantity rules all. My good ideas suffer. These things are not real. I plan on writing bad author's note, but it will always be stamped with a bold This fic is not real. It is merely a product of a crazy Midwesterner's imagination. Beware if you are a.) a Sue writer or b.) easily fooled.

Now... for the craziness.