Hello!! Ok well let's cut right to the chase, shall we? This account is actually two accounts put together (o0Tsukiko0o and I freaking sparkle) to form the wonderful dynamic duo X0TsukikoxKissedxAxVampire0X XD! The two of us will be posting on our other accounts too, but this one will have any stories that the two of us write together.

Okie-dokie, well here's some info on us (for more go to our individual profiles):

Names: Ashlee and Melissa

Nicknames: (Ashlee:) Ash, Ashlo, Tsukiko, and Tsuki. (Melissa:) Melo, Meli, Asami, and Asa. (We like Japanese names they're awesome XD!)

Age: Melo refuses to release her age, but Ashlo is 13. Don't underestimate her though, she's very mature =3!

Zodiac signs: Cancer and Gemini

We both get bored and distracted very easily so don't be surprised if there's no updates for a while. We're both total bookworms and our favorite author is Stephenie Meyer. If you haven't heard of her then shame on you! Melo used to hate books (i know it's crazy), but Ashlo got her into it so yay! Ashlo also got her into Fanfiction. She now says (and i quote) "Where has FF been all my life?"

Ashlo is a huge manga fan, while Melo is a light manga fan. She mostly only reads Ouran High School Host Club, Peach Girl, Hot Gimmick, Aishiteruze Baby and...some other stuff. Ashlo reads to many to list, sorry.

Our favorite couples: (Ashlo - be warned she's a MAJOR yaoi fan :) naruxsasu, yamatoxtaichi, edwardxbella, wandererxian, kaoruxhikaru, kagomexinuyasha, karinxkazune, tohruxkyo, atsushixrisa, and last but not least, lavixallen (Melo:) edwardxbella, karouxhikaru, momoxkeily, suzexjesse, ravenxalexander, and kippeixkoroko

Words to Describe Us: nerdie, fun, wierd, random, hopeless romantic (thats two words but watevr :P), and of course unique (but not in the conceited way; more in the 'different' way)

Location: We live in the U.S. and that's all you need to know

Melo would like you all to know that Breaking Dawn is the BEST BOOK EVER and that if you don't like it your crazy...ok Ashlo said that last part but whatever.

And now Messages to the World:

A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum, a kiss isn't a kiss, without some tongue, so open your mouth, close your eyes, and give your tongue, some exercise! XD

98 of teenagers do drugs, and drink alcohol...Put this in your profile if you like bagels.

My knight in shining amour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes.

That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

The road to success is always under construction.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement.

Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me.

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

You Know You're an author when... (Bolded applies to Melo, underlined applies to Ashlo)

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someones liver?')

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Sticks off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile (and highlight the ones you fit) if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

Ok people, thanks for readin' our Bio (or not, we don't care). Expect some stories in the near future! Ja-ne!