Omega DLC spoilers. A collection of unorganized, random, drabble snapshots of the relationship between Aria T'Loak and Nyreen Kandros: before, during, after, and everything in between. Light on plot, heavy on dialogue and introspection. Femslash ahoy.

Benezia T'Soni survived the events of Noveria, but spent the entire war in stasis. Revived in the wake of the Reaper's defeat, she now has to adapt to a galaxy where her homeworld is in ruins, her former bondmate is her unhappy minder and her daughter is an angry stranger. Benezia/Aethyta, FemShep/Liara.

Samantha Traynor thought she'd figured out the general formula for getting a girl. Step one: Lure her in. Step two: She's not sure. Something exciting happens. Step three: Success! So, why is Shepard not cooperating with her plans? Not related to Freud's theory. Very not related.

For Memory of Alessa. When Aria T'Loak finds out that Liara has the asari councilor's office bugged, she decides to kill two birds with one stone by seducing Councilor Tevos in her office and embarrassing her 'rival'. EDITED 04/02/15

After her duel in Val Royeaux, the Inquisitor finds herself entangled in a second, much more pleasant competition with Josephine. (F!Trevelyan/Josephine, extension of the romance scene)

For Tela Vasir, a run-of-the-mill containment mission jumps the rails as she finds herself in an increasingly irritating web of intrigue involving a shadowy cabal, mind-bending drugs, a psychotic conspiracy theorist, scripture-quoting Elcor, clandestine fetish clubs, petit fours, and of course, Commander Shepard. In short, Ms. Vasir has had better days. Tevos/Vasir, Adult Content.

The Reapers are here. Shepard struggles with fear for her mother, guilt over being alive, and interspecies grudges. She can't unite the galaxy, or sort out her love life. At least she has a good friend to lean on. F!Shep/Kaidan, F!Shep/Thane

Prompt: "Aria finds herself in the uncomfortable situation of being in love." Aria T'Loak pretends that she isn't falling for Tevos because of their friends-with-benefits arrangement, but is forced to confront the problem when Tevos brings someone else as her date to Shepard and Liara's wedding. Follows The Best Entertainment, Again, and The Only Thing. UPDATED 03/08/14

Aethyta gets a warm welcome on the evening she moves in to Benezia's room. Fluff.

Sequel to Match Made In Purgatory. Councilor Tevos's secret marriage to Aria T'Loak becomes public, and she heads for Thessia to deal with the fallout while trying to avoid the press and her mother. But when an old enemy resurfaces and Tevos is kidnapped, Aria is forced to go after her new bondmate with the help of Shepard, Liara, and several members of the Normandy's former crew.

Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love. Albert Einstein. This is the sequel to 'A Lucky Woman' and 'What I Will Be, I Was', jumps around a bit, but not-quite one-shots.

Ten years after their breakup, Benezia pays Aethyta a visit. They try to work through some of the tension caused by their failed relationship. Rated M for language and sexual content.

Exactly what it says on the tin. Omega DLC spoilers. A brief snapshot of the history between Aria and Nyreen. Femmeslash, femmeslash everywhere.

Shepard was offered something she never should have accepted.

Seeing a bit of hand-holding between Shepard and Liara, Legion goes to an unlikely squadmate to help it construct better organics-to-geth translations: Morinth.

Velanna mistakes f!Hawke for the Hero of Ferelden. Related to "Diddling Sisters" & "Taming of the Shrew" series.

A retelling of a classic. Falere has been left to watch over the monastery while the reaper war rages on. When asari commando Erenya Kurin crash lands on her planet, is she saved by Falere, or lured into an even worse danger? Rated M for lesbian content. Yes, that's right. Femslash. Falere/OC. Brief mentionings of Femshep/Liara.

More than anything, I felt cheated. Denied the life I had promised another, the life I had been fighting for. Denied because my choice had been taken away from me. Post-ME3 AU. FemShep/Liara later on. Rated M for language and sexual situations

Liara reminisces about her first time with Shepard. This is a purely smutty femslash infused with a little humor.

While on Illium, Liara finds someone that can help heal the heartache that Shepard's death has caused. One shot. FemShep/Liara Liara/OC.

Leliana's escape came much later. Leliana x Warden, Leliana x Marjolaine.

Aria T'Loak pays Ambassador Tevos a visit. T'Loak x Tevos.

Shepard struggles to keep her head free of Reaper influence and activate the Crucible while her friends race to save her life. Mass Effect 3 ending fix-it with ensemble cast. Fairly dark, and a quite hard 'T'.

"I do not believe krogans are in the habit of throwing panties, Tali'Zorah." There is a moment of silence before EDI offers feebly, "That was a joke." Tali and EDI complain about their respective relationship woes. ME3, complete fluff.

Shepard has panicked exactly twice in her life. On the first occasion, she'd been spaced and starved of oxygen, the Normandy breaking up around her. On the second, her first daughter was born.

Minifill. Bonded asari use pheromones to 'mark' their mates, to Liara's embarrassment and Shepard's delight.

Rachel has always been the hero the galaxy needed, but malfunctioning implants force her to place her life in the hands of Miranda Lawson once more. A Cerberus officer on an Alliance ship. What could possibly go wrong?

Liara wants to conceive the human way, and so she makes a fun purchase from a salarian sex toy company. Unfortunately, the "helpful" fifty-seven page manual isn't very helpful at all... and graduate school didn't prepare her for this. FemShep/Liara

This dance between them was an old one; a secret history that only they knew. **Kink meme de-anon. F!Hawke X Bethany - Slight AU due only to the ages of the characters. Marian 17, Bethany 15 **

Life is made up of a jigsaw of moments. These are some moments from Liara T'Soni's life with Commander Shepard.

From the ME Kink Meme. Every woman needs a little black dress, but Shepard's crew holds an intervention when they notice her favorite outfit is showing too much skin. Meanwhile, Aria and Anderson are also interested in the dress... for different reasons.

Sequel to Strange Bedfellows. Chell finds that getting a small town to accept her technophiliac obsession with GLaDOS is much harder than it looks when the android comes to collect an Aperture Science souvenir that has been stolen from her.

You love me. And I can't stand it.

The Lazarus project is interrupted, leaving Miranda Lawson to nurse Kate Shepard back to health on a distant world. AU. H/c hurt courtesy of Bioware . Pure fluff. Mature content. Reviews much appreciated. Thank you for reading!

Aveline failed to woo Donnic, and is now alone, focusing only on her guard force. She comes seeking Isabela's aid in capturing unsavory criminals, and learns some hard truths about herself.

The crew of the SSV Normandy has its first night of shore leave in weeks. Alice Shepard struggles to reconcile her role as Commander with her feelings about her crew.

A series of interludes between Miranda and Shepard. Even Commanders need a place to decompress. F!Shepard/Liara, F!Shepard/Miranda.

f!Shepard and Liara have a little fun together after defeating the Shadow Broker. Spoilers for Lair of the Shadow Broker. Practically PWP.

Everything between us, ever since the world-shattering weight of "by the Code I will serve you", has been smooth like buttercream. FShep/Samara; FShep-Liara friendship. Short "second chapter" in the works, in which Shepard's science fail is mended...