Millie is completely ignorant to the world of Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit, thinks Kili is one dreamy Dwarf, and is completely incompetent. So what happens when she gets thrown into the journey with thirteen Dwarves, a Hobbit, and a Wizard? This is Millie's inconvenient and unexpected story. Inspired by The Awkward Adventures of Meghan Whimblesby by febuarysong. Complete.

Ande Hanson is sick of watching her world crumble around her. In a moment of sheer desperation, she joins Earth's mightiest heroes. But can she stay strong in her fight for justice- even if it means going up against her best friend? Sequel to "Grounded".