"When you become a woman, then we'll get married." "I already am a woman." He just snorted, "You ain't a woman yet." "Well, the last time I was in the bathroom, I'm pretty sure what I saw was a vagina." "A vagina doesn't make you a woman, kiddo. Well, I mean it dose, but I'm talking about something different." How was I suppose to know what he meant, I was only twelve years old..

Beetlejuice is taken in to face the judge once again for his horrible pranks and heinous crimes. For his punishment, Lydia is sent to Sandwormland. Beetlejuice gathers up his courage and goes down to Sandwormland to save Lydia. There he finds that she has become one with the Sandworms. Will Beetlejuice be able to save her and get her sanity back? Or is he too late?

Lydia marries Beetlejuice to save him from going to prison. She leaves the world of the living to live with him in the roadhouse. They both have to learn how to love each other and still be friends. But when Lydia receives a mysterious gift from a stranger and takes on one of the Greatest Jobs in the Neitherworld, what will Beetlejuice do?