RARF: AHHHH IT SPELLS RARF!

Axel: Yeah.

Roxas: You're an idiot.

RARF: It's kinda cute. Obviously the bark-like nickname stands for my name; Random AkuRoku Fangirl. RARF.

Axel: I think you like that pairing too much.

RARF: Oh really? What, just because I like boy-on-boy action? Besides, don't deny that you two aren't together.

Roxas: Who said that?

RARF: Anyways, yes. Obviously I'm insanely obsessed with the pairing AkuRoku. And for those of you who aren't all that specialized in the Japanese language, AkuRoku is AxelRoxas. That's the shortened Japanese pairing name. In their language there is no such thing as the 'x'. I know, GASP. So Axel is Akuseru, and Roxas is Rokusasu. And voila, we have AkuRoku.

Axel&Roxas: ...

RARF: ...What? Some people might not know that.

Axel: Yeah, like the retarded ones.

Roxas: Got it memorized?

Axel: You'll pay for using my catchphrase! -glomps blondie-

RARF: YAY YAOI ACTION! -grabs video camera-