When the Vimeses go to Uberwald for a visit, highly paranoid Sam Vimes leaves his precious son in Lord Vetinari's care figuring that Young Sam can hardly come to harm there. What happens to Drumknott and the Patrician hardly matters. Slash

Late night, too much to drink, depressed robots, and freaky fruitrollups.

A drunk Betelguisian, a brokendown car and a brokendown human. And some rain and a policeman.

Too many get away. SLASH.