hey!...im a slow writer on paper so just tie ur horses up and wait for me to update...please!

ok here's me:

Name: which one? ummmm Rach evil pancake zipppernose stupid as chicken girl bock! u pick...chees!

live: cali... where u ask? screw urself biatch u aint jakin me! lol jp

bri: can you type alittle faster?

me: get ur hands off da keyboard!

bri: no!

me: biatch move! laughs

bri isnt here right now please leave a message after the beep...

where'd the beep go?

i hear no beep...

anyways...going on...i hate this message machine...

height: 5'1 shutup and eat crap ya losers i know im short!

weight: ya right like ur really gonna get me to say i weigh 92 pounds!

age: 1 2 3 4 ...ummm what comes after 4? jk 13

why am i typing this? cuz im bored as hel...jak hole! ehem excuse my teretz...wait i dont have teretz...jhxd zjhgsdjsd ah stupid cat shutup get off the keyboard! aiuwe t89aw uh i hate them somkle wl timeamf k dfs

i love being a comedian... i like hearing people laugh unless their my worst enemies...

u wanna know why? cuz laughing burns calories, and i dont want my worst enemy to not be fat! lmao!

i love to draw anamae too...

im getting bored of this, i hope i hurry up soon...ha!

fav quotes (not mine)

"I may be drunk madame, but in the morning i will be sober, and u will bhe just as ugly"-winston churchill

"he is a self-made man and worships his creator"-John Bright

"Why are we honoring this man? have we run out of human beings?"-Milton Berle

"what's on ur mind? if you'll forgive the overstatement..."-Fred allen

"I have never killed a man, but i ahve read many obituaries with great pleasure!"-Clarence Darrow

"Fine words! i wonder where u stole them."-Jonathon swift

"he was one of the nicest old ladies i ever met.."- william Faulkner

"why is he dead?" "god was bored with him"-victor hugo

"her only flair is in her nostrils"-pauline kael

"There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation wont cure!"- Jack e. leonard

"you've got the brain of a 4 year old boy, and im sure he was glad to berid of it"-Groucho Marx

"from the moment i picked up your book until i laid it down, i was convulsed with laughter. Someday i intend to read it!"-Groucho Marx

ill do this part later...

PLEAS PLEASE PLEAE TELL PEOPLE ABOUT MY BOOK! AND READ AND REVIEW! I REALLY WANT TO KNOW HOW I CAN GET BETTER!

one last thing

me: erica?

erica: what chicken but?

me: no

erica: then what?

me: i see dead chickens...teehee!

have fun weirdos

READ OR DIE!

GEM-

BEEP!

GOSHDARN BEEP!