Hi! My name is not MADS if you're wondering. NOT Madonna, Madison, Madelline, Mads, etc. I got MADS from the combination of the initials of my full name. I'm a gurl (yeah, yeah). I love BOOKS, MUSIC is my life and GREAT QUOTES IN LIFE are my inspiration. I'm thuuuuurteeeeen...

I'm a Roman Catholic.

I love BICYCLING, drawing, MY CAT!, Gallagher Girls, Chocolates (I'm not FAT), Anne Curtis-Smith, Katy Perry, Lady Gaga, Vice Ganda, Sophie Kinsella, Selena Gomez (absolutely no JB for me!).

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

Even though you can't see him, God is always there. If you believe in God, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

92 percent of American Teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy this into your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent who would laugh there asses off

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't even remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this onto your profile!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever fallen asleep in a class, paste this to your profile.

If you dont like milk, copy and paste this into your profile

If your name is weird, copy and paste this ino your profile

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you.

If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.

If you are blond, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile

Six Truths Of Life

1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue

2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it

3.The first truth is a lie

4. You're smiling now because you are an idiot

5. You soon will forward this on to another idiot

6. There is still a stupid smile on your face

You'd rather look all over the house for the remote than just press the buttons on the TV

As you read this, you keep smiling and nodding to yourself

As you read this, you think about sending it to all your friends.

9) And you were too busy to notice number 7 & 8 were missing.

10) You scrolled back up to see if there were numbers 7 & 8.

11) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12) Copy and paste this to your profile if you fell for it, and I know you did