Lizzaphorhide bio
Author has written 6 stories for Twilight, Maximum Ride, Nineteen Minutes, and Gemma Doyle Trilogy. I love Hate List by Jennifer Brown, Th1rte3n Reasons Why by Jay Asher, Go Ask Alice by Anonymous, and every book by Ellen Hopkins. I listen to (and love) Bring Me the Horizon, Asking Alexandria, Escape the Fate, NeverShoutNever!, Paramore, blessthefall, Alesana, Mayday Parade, Suicide Silence, Nirvana, Three Days Grace, Breathe Carolina, and many more(: 5.22.10 Tomorrow is tomorrow, today is today, and yesterday was yesterday. You messed up yesterday, suck it up, there's still today and tomorrow to fix it, but there's no redo of today. Yeah. That's deep. :D R.I.P. CW |
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Face Down by AnnikaMalfoy reviews
Bella chose Jacob instead of Edward,but who can she turn to when Jacob turns abusive?This story is not labeled as a Bella/Jacob pairing.However, they are the two main characters in the story, that's why it sayd Bella and Jacob.So don't tell me I'm lying!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 44,249 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 9/27/2018 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
One Night Stand by romanticpessimist reviews
A celebratory night out and a one night stand to remember. She plagued his thoughts, however Edward doesn't read much into it. What happens when things become shockingly serious with the girl from the club? These things aren't supposed to last longer than twenty-four hours and the time frame just took a sharp left turn to forever. [CURRENTLY REVISING & COMPLETING]
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 78,296 - Reviews: 1939 - Favs: 1,804 - Follows: 2,332 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Bella, Edward
Sanctuary by Olga George reviews
(Revised [Originally titled: 'The white house sanctuary']) Bella has grown up with a life of hardship. After the death of Renee, Charlie resorted to drinking and violence. However a young and scared Isabella Swan has always had a place to call sanctuary. A lovely abandoned house she found in the woods, until one day it wasn't as abandoned as she thought.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,397 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Can I? by Twisted Addiction reviews
A poem. I wrote it in Ellen Hopkins' style so take the last word of each line and it makes a seperate sentence. I thought it came out good. I might add more. Please review and let me know!
Crank series - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2010
Because I love you by FirstWarmSummerBreeze reviews
Sequel! Edward and Bella are finally together and try to fit in their new lives. What do you live for when you got what you fought for? Lots of old/new faces and new dark secrets that might get Bella in danger.Some jealousy, twists, romance, and drama! AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 198,885 - Reviews: 2165 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 649 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Twilulz by queenbellaloca reviews
The Cullen Clan like you've never seen them before. Warning: Extremely OOC. Gratuitous use of knitting, drugs, and pwning. You've been warned. Emmett/Jasper slash. Other fun pairings along the way.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 47,518 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Emmett, Jasper
A Pick Up Line a Day Keeps Lily Evans Away by fairytalefantasistx3 reviews
James Potter's pick-up lines annoy Lily, but they provide amusement for the rest of us.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 9,200 - Reviews: 1292 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P.
A Cullen Moment by Wolf Babies reviews
This is a collection of completely random moments in time during the everlasting lives of the Cullen family.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 102 - Words: 84,587 - Reviews: 1803 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Third Wife, Joshua U. - Complete
35 things by HRHPrincessTricia reviews
Thirty Five things I do not beleive will ever happen in twilight, and am sick of seeing posted again and again. Now complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,292 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Summer After by FirePhoenix86 reviews
Harry and friends learn that life goes on after war. Grieving happens, families are found, and finally, Harry gets a real vacation. How does the Ministry recover? How does George cope with losing his twin? Ride with the characters through a tumultuous summer after the war ends. T-rating is on the safe side for some grief related topics and darker themes. Post-DH, Canon pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 206,830 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Harry P.
Viva La Vida Loca 2 by Mz. Random Awesomeness reviews
The sequel to Viva La Vida Loca. The Flock gets their own house, some babies are born, some trouble happens...whatever my mind tells me to write at the time lol No Flames Please! :P
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 55,976 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Complete
101 Ways to Kill Umbridge by Espoir Noir reviews
Sick to death of his DADA professor, Ron decided to compile this list.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,657 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Ron W., Dolores U.
Moving to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue by FirstWarmSummerBreeze reviews
A.H. Bella is German and lives in the most famous house in the world for six months. Suddenly she belongs to the rich and famous and hates her popular/player host brother Edward with a passion.What's the dark secret he is hiding? Caution Addictive! B/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 152,988 - Reviews: 2097 - Favs: 1,363 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
10 Ways to Annoy Twilight Characters by Patronus Charm reviews
Title pretty much explains all. Not my best fic as it has no plot but hey read it any way. First Chapter is Edward Cullen. Contest results now UP! NOW COMPLETE! Please read the Authors Note!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 12,266 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Complete
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun by luv2beloved reviews
AH, AU, OOC: The girls are best firends & are headed for 2 weeks to FL: Cruise & Disney World! What happens when barriers are broken & their past meets up with them? They may get more than they bargined for. Please R&R! Ch.1-17 Revised!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 212,988 - Reviews: 2038 - Favs: 1,508 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Complete
The House by luv2beloved reviews
The Cullens entered the House and was thrown into a killer's deadly game in which the only way to win is to lose...and the only way out is to go in. One game. Seven Players. Three rules. Game ends at dawn. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 27 - Words: 77,987 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Complete
Changes in life ::used 2 b this 1 time at bandcamp by yummytacos in the bathroom reviews
bestfriends bella and edward realize they love each other and take it to the next step. Bella avoids edward after that happens, feeling scared. is baby cullen on the way? what will happen between bella and edward? E/B rated T for laguange. A/H all human!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,978 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Bella
Viva La Vida Loca by Mz. Random Awesomeness reviews
Max and the Flock have defeated Itex and are "Living the Crazy Life" :Anyway Max gets Preggers and some crazy stuff happens. I'm bad at summaries so read it and find out more! Is now finished!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 31,977 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Dances With Football Players by brewersfan548 reviews
After living in Arizona for two years, Bella returns to Forks to find all her friends exactly the same. Except Edward. Their relationship starts off rocky, but through the help of school dances, can they put their broken relationship back together? BXE :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 45,977 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 4/17/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
Free by destinywriter99 reviews
It starts out with Fang and Nudge pysching out Max. Then, true feelings are revealed in a full scale blow out by Max. But what happens when a blizzard tears apart the flock and a bomb threatens the life of one of it's members? Return of ter Borcht. R&R!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 38,796 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/11/2009 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
Bad Fanfiction by yayme2012 reviews
Funny fanfic telling what you SHOULDN'T do in Twilight fanfiction... Includes JacobXBella, EmmettXBella, and my personal fave: BananasXBella! New chapters include The Movie, Yum Lemons, and 2008. Curing Twilight fanfiction, one parody at a time.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 66 - Words: 51,675 - Reviews: 2809 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Elizabeth, Aro
Dreaming Twilight by Vampire-Belle reviews
A very immature dream I had last night, my dream version of twilight. I appologize if you dont think its funny, but I was laughing all morning because of it. Its pretty short, but I could add more... Please read and revied. Rated T for teen.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 8/10/2008
Forever Night by Diggory Black reviews
How did Garrett become the man he was in "Breaking Dawn"? This is my version of his story. Not Spike from Buffy/Angel related, but Spike and Angelus are my muse. Not a Kate/Garrett story until I finish.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 78,230 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/29/2008 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Garrett, Kate
BubbleGum Champion by Heartbroken1 reviews
FINAL CHAPTER IS NOW UP...Edward discovers that Bella has a talent he didn't know about. He should have never told his brothers about it. Let the teasing begin. I changed the rating to M... still only innuendoes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,431 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unexpected Surprises by spike8705 reviews
bella and alice are sisters and alice always makes her go to those stupid dance classes. but what will happen when bella is paired up with Rose's new boyfriends gorgeous yet irritating brother AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 52,456 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The House of Twilight by mskayla reviews
Bella Swan is 17. She's dating Fork's high football captian. She doesn't quite fit into her life though. She is marked after school and embarks on her new life. She is sent to help Zoey. Cross between House of Night and Twilight. Everything is explained.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,575 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/12/2008 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Complete
Too Much Information by Heartbroken1 reviews
Life changes forever for Charlie the day that Jacob shows up to explain everything and to ‘show’ him his secret. For the Twilighted Breaking Dawn Missing Moments Challenge. Category: Surprise. Takes place during Chapter 25, approximately Page 490.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Charlie S., Jacob
Just Let Me Die by Overtaken By Darkness reviews
Bella catches Alice and Edward in a questionable position. An accident, a change, and maybe a new love? All she wants is death. How hard is it to just die? I know it's been done before, but not quite like this. I DON'T OWN TWILIGHT OR IT'S CHARACTERS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 16,633 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
you SLEPT with him? by Shattered-By-Broken-Dreams reviews
Someone Tells Charlie that bella and Edward did a little somthin somthin, Bella intends to get even... will it go well? t 4 language. ExB, but Jake tries to change that...which only causes him physical pain, and bella, almost loses her life.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 42,839 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Insert Spiffy Parody Title HERE by ichigoxringo reviews
For the sake of those who hate Twilight. I have successfully managed to bash it, while still entertaining it's fans! Like we still need that, though.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,633 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 9/9/2007
Blood Red Tears by bookworm-booklover reviews
SEQUEL TO BLOOD RED, READ IT FIRST!Bella and Edward are still hitmanish. Volturi take a part in it, so do tiaras, teddy bears, guns, sidekicks, servants, fights... the usual... hard to explain without giving everything away... BPOV and EPOV. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 62,335 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Complete
Camping Nightmare by 4evredward-bella-v-jacob-bella reviews
Bella doesn't know that Edward is a vampire. Or that Jake is a werewolf, but she may find out on the camping trip Alice planned; she also wants Edward to confess his love to Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,306 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008
Wolfnapped by 4evredward-bella-v-jacob-bella reviews
Bella gets kidnapped by Jacob. What are the consequences going to be? War? Vampires versus werewolves? And then the Voluri get involved, so what will happen now?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,739 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 2/21/2008
Edward Gets a Job by SilyBeautifulOversensitiveGirl reviews
This was originally part of Really Random Twilight, but it was longer than I thought, so now it's it's own story! Yay! Anyway, the Cullen's get jobs..it will definetly be interesting. LAST CHAPTER EDWARD! Prepare for random greatness!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,231 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/2/2008 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Complete
Born Again, Unto the Ashes by yayme2012 reviews
A disaster occurs, but Edward finds a way through...somehow. Bella? That's a different story. 300-word drabble.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Complete
Messing with Mike by Heartbroken1 reviews
Originally chapter 26 in ‘One Bite…’ but it’s too funny for all the Edward lovers to miss : Enjoy! The Cullens have returned to Forks, and they’ve decided to watch over Bella while she’s at work. It’s Emmett’s turn, and simply staying in the shadows.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Complete
The Talk by Heartbroken1 reviews
Jacob has concerns about Bella’s innocence. He takes it upon himself to have a ‘talk’ with her before she gets in over her head with her boyfriend. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,054 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 3/21/2008 - Published: 1/24/2008
Unwelcome Advances by Heartbroken1 reviews
Jessica decides to make a play for Edward. Thanks to Jasper, the way she behaves surprises even her. For eternitys charm's fanfic challenge. Challenge Topic: Jessica Stanley, flirting with Edward... Genre: Romance or Humor, or both.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 27 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Complete
Blood Red by bookworm-booklover reviews
Bella is forced to come to Forks. She's a vampire, Edward's a vampire, she's a hitman, he's a hitman. It's a long story. Things get tangled up and neither know which way to run. EPOVBPOV. And a love... mess. Hard to explain. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 107,366 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 11/9/2007 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Complete
Why We Shouldn't Meddle by Nari-chan SND reviews
Mary Suewriter is a normal teenage girl... until she writes a fanfiction involving a Sue who destroys the Potterverse. She is then punished by being thrust into the books to see what would really happen if someone showed up with all the answers. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,753 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/29/2007 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Complete
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There Will Always be a You and Me reviews
Fang and Max finally discuss things that need to be discussed. They are all alone, in NYC, what will happen next? Co-written by pearberry14. The title is a quote from the fourth. R&R!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,511 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Max, Fang
Jacob, I Have Loved reviews
Jacob committed sucide when Nessie ran off with Nahul. Charlie, Renee, and Phil randomly died. No one at La Push has died in the past 20 years. Bella hears Jacob talking, she thinks she misses him. Is this all irrelivent? Is Jacob back? Title from a book!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,920 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Bella, Edward
Once More reviews
After Gemma gets raped, she tries to get to the Realms so she can die on Kartik's tree. Rated T for one small scene. Made out of boredom. R&R please
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/26/2009
Never Good Enough reviews
This is a one shot in Peter's pov. It's just him thinking really. I felt he never got enough attention. So, I'm just having him think. Like how he was never good enough for Josie and stuff. BTW THIS IS MADE OUT OF BOREDOM! R&R please.
Nineteen Minutes - Rated: T - English - Crime/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Complete
Election Day reviews
Billy is running for president, and everything looks great, but then he finds out who his apponent is, Carlisle! Who will win, Billy or Carlisle?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Billy, Carlisle - Complete
No One's Fault But Your Own reviews
The year is 1841, and Victoria is dying of lung cancer. Victoria is going to die. Carlisle has no choice but to bite her. What are the consequenses? Carlisle committs a horrible crime by biting her. He soon realises that it's no one's fault but your own.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Carlisle - Complete