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Hello! I'm chubbybunny96 ...about the name, don't ask. T-T

I love chocolate, sweets, and I'm a sucker for romance. :3

Sorry Mulan, but Tangled took my #1 spot.

I write stuff, but not any fanfic yet, so for now I'm just trolling.

Mr. Timn=biggest troll ever. go to Julian Smith. you'll see.

So yeah, I just read here and there and try to offer constructive criticism or just really detailed stuff about what I liked about the story.

Read 45th Kingdom by ladybug-pop and What is Love and Hate? by Loza-98. Both are seriously awesome.

If people annoy you on a regular basis, post this on your profile!

If you hear the characters voices in your head, post this on your profile!

If, when you imagine the charcters in a book they looking nothing like the actors in the movie, post this on your profile!

If you have a snuggie, post this on your profile!

If you have ever spent six hours on youtube watching random videos, post this on your profile!

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall before, copy this into your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have embarassing memories that make you want to smack yourself, copy this into your profile.

If you are completely obssessed with touching Inuyasha's doggie ears, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have an Imaginary world that you escape to, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool copy and paste this on your profile.

20 WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for smuggling diamonds".

7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat - with a serious face.

11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

12. Sing along at the opera.

13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day at work.

14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.

17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "run for your lives, they're loose!!"

19. Tell your children over dinner "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity . . . e-mail this to someone to make them smile and laugh. Its called therapy

Friends and Best Friends

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella

BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say ‘RUN FREAK RUN!’

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin “THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME”

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried…just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, “My bad…here’s a tissue.”

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story…

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME.”

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say ‘its because your gay isn’t it?’

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crappp!

Female Come Backs
pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
Woman:It's in the phone book
Man: But I don't know your name
Woman: That's in the phone book too

Man: I know how to please a woman
Woman: Then please leave me alone

Man: I can tell you want me
Woman:Ohhhh, your so right, I want you to leave

Man: Hey baby, comming my way?
Woman: No, I'm heading that way, towards the door.

Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

Man: "I see you looking at me."

Woman: "No, I'm looking at the guy behind you."

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very easy opponent, I should practice more). Crazy is when you practice thumbwars. So if you're crazy, copy/paste this into your profile.

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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If you can read that please put it in your profile

Annoying things to do in an elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when theyopen themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

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Asexy Adventures by Expecto-Prongs reviews
"You what?" Sherlock made an impatient noise. "I want to go out with you. On a date." "Yeah, but I thought you were…" he made an indiscernible noise, but Sherlock stood patiently before him, arms crossed and frowning slightly. "Yes?" "Asexual." The silence was too much and he looked up at Sherlock's face, only to see confusion. "So?" A Johnlock fic, with asexual Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,838 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/7/2013 - Published: 10/11/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Unburied by Expecto-Prongs reviews
When Sherlock returned from his three year hiatus, he expected many different reactions from John. He anticipated happiness, anger, or confusion. He predicted hurt, comfort and possibly redemption. He did not, however, expect John to be mentally unstable.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,915 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 10/23/2013 - Published: 8/19/2012 - John W., J. Moriarty
Alternatively, Reburied by Expecto-Prongs reviews
When Moriarty's torture of John goes awry, he decides that being forced to watch High School Musical whilst tied to a chair will have to do. Little does he know... John knows all the songs. Chaos ensues. This is a crack one shot tag to Unburied, but can be read stand alone.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., J. Moriarty - Complete
I tried to live twenty lives at once (now one is plenty) by Expecto-Prongs reviews
In a world where a mark identifies your soul mate, Will wears long sleeves and avoids eye contact. That is, until he meets Hannibal Lecter.
Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,432 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 70 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Will G., Hannibal L. - Complete
Don't Leave Me by Sherlock.bbcfanfiction reviews
Sequel to 'Don't Touch Me'. The 'verse were John's telepath. After defeating Moriarty, John returns from the dead to a broken Sherlock. What is in store for them? Why hurt and comfort of course. With appearances from Mystrade and a new Sergeant that may or may not be a critical piece to John's gift, as well as an old enemy that may disrupt everything John has worked so hard to fix.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 95,419 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 3/28/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Fractured by Expecto-Prongs reviews
He is going to get Will to crack open. Make him shudder and peel apart, raw and exposed only to Hannibal, for his own consumption. He never said he wasn't possessive. It's a side effect of psychopathy.
Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,192 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/4/2013 - Will G., Hannibal L. - Complete
A Heart Unfortified by anielle reviews
Slightly AU, post-Reichenbach, if Sherlock had jumped earlier and Moriarty was still alive. Just an idea of how their lives could have gone. Lots of angstyness, but it actually does have a plot if you wait for it. Not slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,543 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 2/8/2012 - John W., J. Moriarty
Houdini by Expecto-Prongs reviews
Moriarty talks a bit with a rogue criminal, only to find that perhaps he shouldn't have over looked Sherlock's pet quite so quickly. Obsession quickly ensues. Featuring a BAMF John, a clueless Sherlock, a plot device OC (jump to chapter 6 to skip him), and an unstable stalker Moriarty. Rated T for mild violence and language. Epilogue's up, now complete.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,165 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - John W., J. Moriarty - Complete
Don't Touch Me by Sherlock.bbcfanfiction reviews
John is a telepath. Between trying to save lives, catch criminals and keep his gift from Sherlock, he's getting worn down. Rating might go up. Slash is eventual.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 103,493 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 956 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 2/12/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Awake My Soul by BrittFaceNess reviews
John has a hard time believing Sherlock is really back after the fall. He attempts to accept this fact by experimenting, using the five senses: Hearing, Sight, Smell, Touch, Taste/Post-Reichenbach/JohnxSherlock/T for language, I guess.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,552 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 2/21/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Lemon Drop by Expecto-Prongs reviews
Albus was always right about one thing... One Shot!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Albus D., Severus S. - Complete
What is Love and Hate? by xGoodThingsComeInSmallPackages reviews
How could she love him and hate him? Dreamy and curious one moment, dark and dangerous the other. How can she love him? That is if he actually loves her...Touch of humour too. My first fanfic! So gimme a break if it sucks...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,689 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Tom R. Jr., Luna L.
Love, In Other Words by Take this to Heart reviews
When Lily finally agrees to let "the toerag" tutor her, she never expects that she'll actually enjoy it. James is full of surprises, and Lily's in for a big one! Told from the perspective of James, Sirius, Lily & others.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,821 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 6/7/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Leviathan Alternative Ending by Eve Meah reviews
"I'm not a-" "Mr. Sharp, what are you doing in here?" Darn! Wouldn't you like to know how that could have gone differently? Of course you do! Please read...
Leviathan series - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,136 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Deryn S., Alek F.
The Science of Love by ChameleonCircuit reviews
Is John capable of loving Sherlock? Is Sherlock capable of love?
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,028 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete