"Anyone who tells you that Hidden Leaf is the nice village is a lying liar who lies." The more she sees of the village, the more she hates it. Upon being reborn, a former math major does what she must to protect herself from both the war outside, and the machinations of her own village. Reincarnation!OC

A woman from our world dies and then wakes up as an Uchiha brat. Cue freakout and gleeful ripping canon to shreds. Featuring whole Naruto Cast and a sprinkle of OCs. AU, Self-Insert, Fix-It. (And a lot of Canon-Breaking. It's degree of crackishness varies from chapter to chapter, from something fully serious to downright parody at times.)

Facing an arranged marriage that she legally can't refuse, Sabé enacts a desperate plan to get out of it, asking Obi-Wan Kenobi to marry her instead. Little does she know that it's not just an unwanted fiancé she's avoiding, but a threat to her life as well. With her friends' complicated love lives to deal with too, it would be a very bad time to develop feelings for her husband.

Hikaru just wished that his younger self had been able to recognize Sai's genius, wished that he had let Sai play to his heart's content, wished that he had helped Sai reach the Hand of God. How was he supposed to know that the Gods were actually listening? Time travel AU

They thought he was a cold-blooded killer. He thought they were lazy and weak. However, this wasn't going to stop Kakashi from completing his mission. How hard could guarding this Potter person be? And why were wizards so nosy?

Attacked, Potioned and Cursed? No thanks! Voldemort's death and the end of the war doesn't end the bigotry of wizarding Britain. It doesn't end the danger to Harry either and finally he's had enough. Leaving in search of a place he can just be himself he finds a happiness he'd barely dared to dream of. Mpreg.

Based on "Hatal Fart Attack" by Corwalch, "Royal Ward" follows the changes in Harry's life after he gains the personal attention of the Queen. My thanks to Corwalch for permission to write a sequel. Reading "Hatal Fart Attack" first is recommended, but not absolutely required. Please note that this story begins in 1989, shortly before Harry turns 9.

In ancient times, the Sith Empire flourished under the reign of the Dark Lords of the Sith. But as the Great Hyperspace War leaves the Sith species and their teachings nearly eradicated, the descendants of a group of survivors must look up to the stars, and wait for the day when the Sith shall return to a new Golden Age.

Hound is a broken man who has a mission he can't refuse or fail. Harumi is a medic who can't say no to her siblings. What do these two have in common? A young blonde who needs to be kept safe from someone or something. AU where Kakashi becomes Naruto's guardian and his life is turned upside down by a medic and her family.

Harry uses Parseltongue to tell everyone what he REALLY feels about them. Rated for swears and Harry's mature comments about various males. GoF onward. Slightly AU! Preslash? The pairing is still just a possibility.

Dooku approached a very different Bounty Hunter before Fett, one with a very strict code and so he turned the Sith down only to live through the confrontation. Armed with the knowledge of a growing army and that something isn't wrong, can the Republic be saved? Pairings chosen, now slash for Harry

A drabble. It all began when Arthur entered the well-loved cafe, Selkie's Pot. Now, he was in an affair with the Wizarding World's savior. Read how their romance came to be and how others are slowly SLOWLY picking up on it.

At a young age, Naruto grew up with little to no friends and because of this, he developed a love of video games. One day he somehow woke up with the ability to view life as a video game. Naruto had no idea what to make of it, but quickly learned of its perks and decided to roll with it. Watch out world! The Gamer has arrived. Naruto/The Gamer Crossover.

Reincarnation. Lovely. At least I have a a powerful Kekkei Genkai and foreknowledge on my side. I want to live to age 30, but nooooo; it has to be a fighting anime with Doomsday plan in motion! Kakashi is a Troll, Shisui can't deal, I'm stalked by an eldritch-ish Aburame and Itachi crashes on my couch now. Say bye-bye to canon! SI Kimimaro. Angst mild/none. No slash pairings

What if that night in Godric's Hollow went differently? What if Harry did die? What if Death stepped in and made a deal with the Savior of the Wizarding World? How different would Harry's life be after that deal? (Or, Harry makes a deal with Death and in exchange gains something Voldemort has fought his entire life for. Immortality. And a strange friendship with Death) (Harry/Tom)

Uzumaki Naruto wakes up one day to find out that his life has been turned into a RPG game, thanks to his 'Gamer' ability. What should he do about this? Smart(er) Naruto. Elements of Romance Games included in later chapters, so possible upgrade to M later. NarutoxHarem. Now has a TVTropes page!

Hank never realised what he was getting into when he began playing pranks on Connor: who knew the android had such a mischievous streak? In his defence, Connor blamed the lieutenant. He'd started all this in the first place. These are the misadventures of the father/son combo that is Hank and Connor.

Kiyoko is a civilian of Konohagakure who has dedicated herself to her work at Konoha's Civil Affairs Office. She's satisfied with her work and what she does for the village but everything changes on a typical Monday, with a rumor of a department transfer and a long, agonizing walk to The Director's office in lopsided high-heels. Eventual KakashixOC M for later content.

Kurama interfered with Naruto's death, leaving the blonde alone and stranded. Things will look up though, because even though the blonde's been screwed over, he- she is determined to make the best of it. She will carve a better future for all of her loved ones. (Don't take this fic too seriously). FemNaruto/Timetravel. KakaNaru. END OF MANGA SPOILERS/Dark themes.

In which a sick little girl changes absolutely nothing and everything. [Reborn OC]

Thirty year old Kakashi was supposed to have been killed by Pein during the Invasion. Instead, he wakes up in the body of his twenty year old self. (It gets a lot more complicated.) Time travel.

Because being Namikaze Minato's younger brother is easier said than done. Especially when you look like a freaking girl. SI – Self Insert Yaoi Shikaku/OC

This is the story of Haru, a ninja from the Land of Water, as he enters the Leaf to become a Chunin. Even though he knew the process would be hard, he didn't know it'd be this hard...at least, he found an old friend on this little adventure...and a love interest. Yaoi pairing (nothing serious happens for now), rated for gore and language. (discontinued)

Severus Snape is forced to marry a mute Harry Potter, who has lost his voice after his latest clash with Voldemort. It is through touch, in many senses, that Severus and Harry slowly get to know each other...Chapter 47 (Notification) posted!

Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.

Naruto of the Mokuton; heir to the Senju; natural powerhouse; charismatic leader, and Sasuke of the Sharingan; Uchiha survivor; prodigy; genius. Brothers in all but blood, the 'Unbeatable Duo.' Sometimes, all it takes is a single light to bring you out of the darkness. Finding support in each other, these two will take the Elemental Countries by storm! Good!Sasuke! Naru/Ino later

Harry was proclaimed dead when he was two years old and ended up in an orphanage. But that was only the beginning of his journey. While trying to find his place in the world of magic, he never forgets those whom he views as family.

Just weeks after leaving an abusive relationship that also resulted in Team Scorpion falling into debt, Ralph finds himself facing a situation similar to the one Drew faced nearly two decades ago. Only this time, things are way more complicated.

Hermione is not surprised that Harry is spending their sixth year befriending Slytherins, releasing dangerous beasts in the dungeons, inciting House Elf rebellions, and generally causing trouble. This is Harry, after all. Sequel to Dear Order.

She died in an explosion, which was a pretty sketchy situation itself even if she wasn't the one who planted the bomb. So when she opened her eyes again, clearer than ever, she wondered, what the hell does fate want with her. Punishment, atonement, second chance... She has no idea, and she might never find out. Reincarnation!OC, Uchiha!OC

I know we've all read the stories about an outgoing OC and how they magically solve all the problems. Not this girl. Niotomi Madoka belongs to an introverted clan that tries to stay away from the drama and she'll try her hardest to live up to those expectations. Inspired by "Unsung Story of the Inconspicuous" and an author that's tired of reading cliche fanfictions.

It was Dudley's seventh birthday, so of course he wants to go to the most popular place in town. Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria. Mrs. Figg is away for the week, so no one is available to watch Harry. When Dudley gets angry at Foxy for playing with his cousin, he storms onto the stage of Pirate Cove. Then, Foxy starts to malfunction, and his jaw bites down into Dudley's head.

Naruto is banished from the village in a way worse than imagined. Temari finds him in the middle of nowhere, on the verge of killing himself and helps him out of his despair. Will Konoha ever regret ever letting him go? Chakra chains, Hiraishin and Space-time ninjutsu as well as seal master Naruto. Naruto x Temari. Konoha slight bashing.

Albus Dumbledore made a great mistake on the night of October 31st 1981 - he chose the wrong boy-who-lived. So Lily and James Potter gave up little Harry to his relatives, so they could raise their saviour - Charlus Potter. But now that it is time for their children to start Hogwarts, they want Harry back. Only, he isn't Harry anymore. He's Jasper Gibbs.

End of 3rd year. While Sirius is on trial to prove his innocence, Harry is abandoned by the Dursleys who, after the Marge incident, have enough of him. Luckily Harry's picked up by Bill Weasley. And ends up joining Bill on a Cursbreaking expedition to Cambodia. He gets far more than he asking for! Disturbing news, promises, trouble and danger keep following Harry's every step.

Harry has a great memory, photographic even. He remembers everything even the day he was born. Every sight, sound, smell or touch he remembers with crystal clarity and he has power from the moment he is born. And whats up with Hedwig? All chapters edited for spelling, grammar, and some content. You may want to re-read it.

Because Nico and Will were the puzzle pieces that you never thought would fit together, but did. Another clichéd Solangelo fic starting during Nico's stay at the infirmary and ending at who-knows-where. Hopefully, it will a bit different than the other ones you've read. Diverged from canon upon the release of the Hidden Oracle. Infrequent updates.

Naruto Uzumaki was forced to watch every single friend he's ever cared about die except for one. Together, they will fix this. Together they'll rewrite fate. TIME TRAVEL. [New publish date: 30th. August] - ABANDONED

An Aburame female in Team 7? Kucho is a dark skinned girl, loves her insects, beautiful things, learning to kill without getting blood on her. Strange even among her clan and as a Queen of her Hive, she won't be taking any sh** from her soldiers. Naruto and Sasuke will get along no matter what. A mature and capable Team7 under Kakashi is coming with plenty of chaos in their wake.

The younger brother of Shisui Uchiha took after his elder. How will having a brighter personality around all the time effect Sasuke - and can Raishi actually keep such an outlook considering all the outside forces trying to manipulate him and the last of his family - Especially when the shadows within Konoha itself were closing in. (Polling on profile for summon animal.)

Reborn as Naruto uzumaki, what do you do? Abuse the Hell out of Shadow Clones. Show what Hard Work really is. kick some ass. and this time live your life to the fullest with a smile. SI smart;strong;Naruto. SLASH. YAOI.

Hermione has something to confess. She is not an only child - regretfully. She often wished she was because having family can be very hard... especially if you forget to tell your boyfriend about your siblings and a family dinner is on the way. Just a touch of 'Sherlock' - knowledge of the show is not actually needed. After canon HP books.

At the end of his life, Uzumaki Naruto is tried by an angry divine being for numerous so-called 'crimes' he committed in his life. He is sentenced to live his life as one of the weakest monsters in another world as a trial. if he leads his people well, he moves on. If not, he will be punished...severely. Gamer!Naruto. NaruxHarem

Iceland had no idea how the hell he got into this situation. When Denmark decides to sign Iceland up for a magic school (without telling Norway), he naturally chooses Hogwarts in Scotland. When Iceland arrives at Hogwarts, he has no idea what to expect. Now faced with the return of a Dark Wizard and keeping his status as a nation secret, what is the licorice loving Iceland to do?

"And as always, I will see you in the next video. Buh-bye!" The familiar outro began, and Mark sighed. He had just played Presentable Liberty, and now he wished he hadn't. It reminded him too much about what had happened in the war. He had moved away afterwards, found an optometrist in muggle London to get some coloured contacts, and then got on the earliest plane to the Americas.

With the belief that reincarnation is a plausible thing to happen, I wasn't exactly surprised to find myself being reborn. However, surprise took place when I found myself being reborn as Nohara Rin out of all people. Perhaps fate had a strange sense of humour. But nevertheless; I am Rin and I'm definitely screwed. SIOC.

What if a random academy student got The Gamer ability ? "That's it. I played too much RPG videogames and i became crazy. How else can I explain this blue rectangle in front of my head ?" OC Pov. Currently on hiatus.

Jon Snow discovers a device hidden deep inside the Crypts of Winterfell which turns his life into a video game. Jon uses his new found powers to find a place for himself in the world, learning to adapt, learning that to survive what is out there he has to become more than just a man in order to save them all from the Long Night. M, because of 'stuff', REVIEWS!

I was nothing special before I died the first time but when something offers me the chance to live again I take it. Reborn into a world of death I will survive. There will be no mercy and no pity. For there are monsters that roam this world and to survive I might have to become one myself. Elements of the Gamer and X-overs in later chapters.

L and Light are in DADA with Umbridge. Short little story with barely any plot. Might be funny. L being monotone and Light being contrary. Now due to popular demand it is a series of drabbles. Review if you have any story ideas.Only marked as completed so more people will read it :)

Unexpected time travel can provide endless hours of entertainment...if you do it right. Under any other circumstances Harry would have done everything in his power to set things right the Gryffindor way. Too bad he's learned a lot since that final battle. Meet the biggest prankster in the Ministry's dreaded Audit department, and with one heck of a grudge to grind!

The Weasley twins are not the only ones with pranks up their sleeves. How will they fare against bored Slytherins?

"YOU'RE A GIRL?" Obito points a wobbly finger at her. He makes a variety of interesting sounds, his face turning pale from shock. "Yes," Kakashi drawls, a defensive edge hidden in with her usually mono-toned voice. "Do you have a problem with it?" Obito's eyes rolled to the back of his head, and he finally faints.

After an inexplicable case in Surrey, Sherlock is after the strangest criminal he's ever encountered: a mass murderer, that has eluded the authorities for almost 14 years. Unfortunately, Sherlock Holmes is the only one that can see right away that this Harry Potter character is completely innocent. And hang on, is that tea set floating? (Harry/Sherlock)

Part 1 of "Intergalactic". 5 Times Harry James Potter Left the Star Wars Universe and 1 Time He Stayed. Pre-Slash. Harry/Anakin

It's Harry's 25th birthday and one present in particular sends everyone down memory lane.

The world is a lot more complex, and a lot more straightforward than it would seem. Demons, Humans... The difference is smaller than you think.

Unbeknownst to everyone, the Dragon Pox vaccine does more than just vaccinate against Dragon Pox. The Potters are in the middle of little Harry's vaccinations when they must go into hiding. Fast forward to the first Task in the Triwizard Tournament, and the dragon Harry faces calls to a part of him that's not quite as gone as it should be.

Eight Overwatch friends from across the world meet up in west coast of the United States for a fun get together they've planned for so long. From there, they head to a private island resorted for them to stay in. Among the eight, two particular people begin to fond for the others presence. Will they tell each other how they feel? A Zylbrad x Shenpai Fanfic. Zylpai

Harry spent his first year hiding his intelligence and playing the role of the Boy Who Lived. However Lockhart and Malfoys' combined presence finally causes him to snap, and chaos ensues from there.

Hermione is home for an Easter barbecue that her parents are hosting. She's brought her boyfriend and is thoroughly regretting that decision. She calls a dear friend to help with the damage control.

The Yule Ball had always promised to be a spectacular event, but with a personal invitation from Professor Dumbledore to do an exhibition skate, Viktor and Yuuri will turn this Hogwart's Christmas into a night none will ever forget.

10 year old Harry finds a chest left by his mother with books on some of her favorite subjects. Discovering he has a talent for understanding and creating runes sets Harry onto a very different path than anyone had expected. Shortcuts, inventions, and a bit of support go a long way! Pairings: H/Hr/NT/FD/DG. Ron/Molly bashing and GreaterGood!Dumbledore.

The Host are throwing asurprise party for Harry and they need him out of the way for a week. So what do they do? Send him on errands of course! But they don't make him do it alone. What? Mori-senpai wants to be the one to help him? Slash

SSHP. To avoid the machinations of the Ministry, Harry must marry a reluctant Severus Snape. But marriage to Snape is only the beginning of Harry's problems. Voldemort has returned, and before too long Harry's marriage may determine the world's fate.

It's summer and Harry is whisked off to a different dimension where he finds new family and a lost heritage. It all seems too good to be true, but what is Aunt Petunia not telling him? And is everything really as good as it seems? AU from OotP; Elves

Reincarnation isn't always like it is in the fanfictions. Sometimes, you end up in a body you would never expect to have ended up in. Sometimes, you end up in a body, that is completely wrong. SI OC

Who is that on the ice? When Dumbledore takes the Order to watch figure skating, what secrets get spilled? Who do the secrets belong to? AU EWE

It is time that this story was finished!

"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.

Harry Potter is dead. Nobody thinks much of it – after all, he's a Slytherin. The world keeps turning. People keep living. They don't need a Slytherin Potter. Until they do. But he's dead. And they have no one to blame but themselves. (The end of the Pushed too far 'verse)

A new anthropologist is stirring things up in the Jeffersonian. Dr. Brennan's and Agent Booth's lives are thrown for a loop when the new Doctor uncovers a set of remains that might just have been better left where they were.

Kabuto has been feeling distracted lately, and Orochimaru wants to know why... LEMON ONE-SHOT! OroKabu, OroxKabu, KabuOro, KabuxOro, WHATEVER YOU WANT TO CALL IT! Smut, love-making, sex. Rated M for obvious reasons... It's a lemon fic -.- Requests are accepted More info inside

Hatake Kakashi is a lonely man, and Fate stubbornly keeps reminding him of that fact. (Or: Synapse is the empty space between two beings forever close – yet never together.)

A young boy, looking about 14 or 15, sat on a long therapy couch. His long black hair was slightly matted, and his bright green eyes looked like shards of broken glass. Harry Potter attends his last appointment before school begins, finding that he has a new medicine to take, Duotine, and that his secret is no longer that.

On a mission to retrieve Sasuke, Team Kakashi is split up and Naruto is captured by the Akatsuki. When the extraction fails, Madara chooses to use a different method to get Kyuubi. Enter one Uchiha Itachi. Just how will our favorite heroine get out of this situation? Realistic Genderbender. Itachi/FemNaru

ItaSasu and possible other guests. You have been warned... "I want to make you feel good, otouto." Incest, smut, shota, dominance. Don't like, don't read.

Harry has a twin, and everyone thinks it was Nick who survived. What will happen when Harry is pushed aside? Will he fight for a world that didn't want or care about him? Will Dumbledore or the Potter's grovel at his feet? What happens when the world finds out he was the one to survive that fateful Halloween night? Fourth year summer fling HP/VK! Primarily Snarry SS/HP! SLASH

Hermione has several problems with her father-in-law using her laptop.

Will Solace and Nico di Angelo do not get along. Child of light. Child of darkness. Pretty natural stuff? What happens when after an argument at the campfire, Aphrodite marks them as soul mates and the champions for her quest. Surely a quest across country with your soul mate/rival can't be good for the mental health. Solangelo (Rated T for language)

Naruto has been in anbu for years, but some new info surfaces and he must go undercover. Can he handle being a genin again? Will he be able tolerate being on the same team as a fangirl? At least he has his Inu – Yaoi Boy X Boy – Blind/Deaf ANBU Naruto - KakaNaru/NaruKaka

You know you want to read it, why are you hesitating? It is okay no one will judge you, because we all do it. Sebaciel, Sebastian x Ciel, yaoi.

Japan has a problem: Kuro- his dark side- is back and fighting Kiku for control! England's solution: Occlumency. Now Kiku is headed to Hogwarts to fix it, however, when He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named and the countries get involved, everything goes out of control! Will Kiku survive? Or will he snap trying? Read to find out! (Both human and country names used.) Warning: Slight Language...

Before being brought to Number 12 Grimmauld Place, the Dursleys allow Harry to listen to one song on the radio. It gets stuck in his head, and while having a small bout of insomnia he begins to sing it.

Yamato gets creative when forcing Kakashi to call him by his new name. KakaYama LEMON, YAOI.

A series of one shots about the best ANBU team to emerge from the Leaf. From the heartbreaking to the downright ridiculous adventures that Kakashi,Tenzo and Itachi managed to find themselves involved in while working as a team.

In which Sasuke nearly starts a forest fire while making a sandwich, Naruto only adds fuel to the fire (literally and figuratively), Sakura is causing more damage while punching the boys out, and poor Kakashi doesn't know why he's even surprised anymore. [warning: not entirely serious.]

Every alpha werewolf needs to choose a mate. Derek has chosen, and he knows nothing about taking things slow. Derek/Stiles, pure Sterek fluff n smut.

Ahsoka Tano is less than amused when she wakes up back in the Jedi Temple as a three-year old, apparently sent back to her first day there. Worse than the fact that she is stuck in a place she now hates, is the fact that her life has been turned into some kind of 'Game'. At this point, Force choking the idiots here with the Dark side might just save time and sanity for everyone...

Some people can only be pushed so far. Luna will take a lot, but it's best not to insult her mother.

It had always been Will clinging. Will moving his world to catch up to the great son of Hades. At first, it didn't bother him, but after months of being ignored by Nico, Will was terribly upset. Solangelo. One shot.

He was often told, at least before his fall, that he was the most beautiful of their Father's creations. In his youthful folly and vanity he had agreed with them. Now he knew better and he dared anyone to claim otherwise while gazing at the being in his arms.

What to do… What to do… That was all Harry could think about as he lazed around his home, watching through half-lidded eyes as his adopted son plotted world domination.

After a bad day during his fourth year at Hogwarts Harry decides that his life is no longer worth living. Warning: Suicide, Triggers.

A 73 year old Harry dies in a tragic accident and finds himself in his 15 month old body again. Young!Tonks HP/NT/HG. currently year 3 Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or the universe he finds himself in.

After Ron betrays them, Harry and Hermione find themselves in the Room of Requirement during the Battle of Hogwarts. In danger, Harry and Hermione hide in the Vanishing Cabinet – which abruptly throws them back in time to the end of their third year at Hogwarts, in their younger bodies. ON HIATUS.

How would the Naruto and Harry Potter worlds change if Harry was raised the traditional Hatake way?

Two boys grow up together in an orphanage, grow powerful at school, are torn apart by death and brought back together by rebirth. Horcruxes aren't the only way to live forever. Necromancy, reincarnation, TR/HP Slash dark!Harry.

After being sorted into Slytherin, Harry Potter is vilified by the whole school; he decides being a wizard isn't worth all the heartbreak. Warning, suicide mention. Also posted on ao3 and wattpad.

[AU - SLASH]. After the demise of Voldemort, something stirred within Harry, a creature that Wizard's fear above all. Little did he realize the extent of his creature form until he makes friends with a Vampire, Dominates a Noble Ministry Official and meets someone he thought to be dead. [Warnings: Sex, Smut, Alcohol, BDSM, Blood]. If you like a Dirty story, this is what you want.

COMPLETE. The other children in class stared at the teacher. Then they stared at Harry, then back to the teacher, then at Harry, in a never-ending loop. Harry found he couldn't blame them. Everything from the bespectacled emerald eyes to the messy black hair—the resemblance between them was uncanny!

Harry committed suicide. Now the question is why. There are thirteen reasons, so thirteen tapes, each person must listen to the tapes and pass them along unless they want it release to the newspapers. Now its Hermione's turn, follow her through her emotions and turmoil as she tries to understand why her best friend killed himself.

Will Solace is a fairly confident individual, except when Nico di Angelo brushes against him - or even when Nico is nearby. Nico di Angelo is a fighter, a strong son of the Big Three, except when he sees Will smile. When that happens, his heart takes over.

In the depths of the Ministry, there is a cell for the world's most dangerous man… and he wants out. Read warnings. No slash.

The murders never stop, the pain in England's heart from his people's deaths never stop. How will England overcome this dire situation to stop Voldemort? Well it's obvious, protect and keep watch over Harry Potter, the boy who's foretold in the prophecy. How? By becoming a Professor at Hogwarts of course.

When Sebastian finds Ciel moaning his name in his sleep an interest awakes for the boy, but is it about more than his soul? It is a continuing story so new chapters will come up :D

England offers help to Albus Dumbledore in the form of three of his colleagues to help protect and watch over Hogwarts. Unfortunately for those nations, keeping a huge secret in Hogwarts is nearly impossible. May be some blood and mild Language; K

During the summer before sixth year, Harry finds an injured bat in the garden and decides to try to heal it...and an unwilling Snape learns just what kind of a person Harry Potter really is. No slash.

Harry had never been able to comprehend a sibling relationship before, but he always thought he'd be great at it. Until, as Master of Death, he's reborn one Turais Rigel Black, older brother to Sirius and Regulus. (Rebirth/time travel and Master of Death Harry)

What is it about the Starborn Café that draws them in? And what is so special about the emerald eyed man greeting whoever walks into the Café with a smile and a warm cup of comfort and understanding?

!MAJOR NON-MAGIC AU! VolDeMort, an infamously vicious PvPer. Scarred, a ridiculously lucky warrior. HBPrince, their unfortunate priest (sage, but really, who's keeping track?). Together, they're the smallest of the top 10 teams on CoS Online, and probably the most dysfunctional as well... Eventual TMR/HP SLASH, pairings inside.

All it takes is one man, to change the course of history. On a chilly evening, a stranger rumored to be the Master of Death appeared in Konoha and became a Hanshi, a 'Teacher of Teachers' to the Rookie-12. The Shinobi world was never the same again. Years later, Konohamaru tries to resolve the mystery behind his disappearance. (HP X Kurenai).

Cursed against his will, Harry made the best of his life until he found himself, again, wandering in Death's realm. When Death offers him a second chance, a chance to right the wrongs he'd been blind to for too long, he can't possibly refuse.

The cat prince Adrian is to be given to Sebastian how will the prince take this

AU- Given up after that fateful night, a prodigious Harry Potter ends up in America, working as a Lab Tech/Federal Agent. Now his family wants him back, but can he trust their motives? Can he trust his own? Multi-crossover.

Harry stared out the Dursely car window morosely. 'I would have went with Sirius if he had asked.' He thought. 'I would have run from the law and Durselys with him.' He paused, blinking. 'I could do that on my own! I could run away' Summer after 3rd year

!EWE! Harry finds an oddly cuddly pet in the Dark Lord, and Voldemort finds a sanctuary for his heart in his old nemesis. Fate had never been so strange. LV/HP SLASH(ish, haha)

Based around the skills of Seduction, Naruko makes her mark on the world through a skill most find too 'immoral'. Can she make such a big impact on the world with her skills? Sorry for shitty Summary, swear the story is better!

The Butterfly Effect dictates that the smallest pebble dropped into the ocean would create the greatest of tidal waves. How much change could one new life make, if added to a world it was never meant to be in? Self-Insert, OC. -COMPLETE-

When, after that fateful Halloween night, the wrong Potter twin is hailed the Boy Who Lived, how will Harry's life turn out? With a power he knows not, an ancient prophecy and one Severus Snape practically raising him, interesting at least is a given.

COMPLETE. James Potter casts his own spell to protect his only son; but he was never as good with Charms as Lily was. (A more ruthless Harry Potter grows up to confront Voldemort). Dark!Harry. Slytherin!Harry HP/HG and then HP/HG/TN.

Harry's time at Hogwarts. Smart!Snarky!Exploring!Insomniac!Harry. No pairings. Mostly canon. By Ruby.

COMPLETE. Sometimes, even the softest breath on still water can create tsunamis. Several weeks before meeting his genin team, Kakashi is sent to find a bounty hunter responsible for the deaths of five missing-nin, all rumored to be part of a secret organization. But Uzumaki Kurama is far different than anyone expected, and ripples are starting to spread. Slash/yaoi, time travel

Hadrian Avaric, infamous child partner to a sadistic muggle serial killer, turns out to be Harry Potter, twin to the Boy-Who-Lived and son of war heroes Lily and James Potter. The twisted twelve-year-old they take home can only anticipate the inevitable blood bath as he watches the foolish wand-users, darkness roiling beneath his skin. Twin!Fic Dark!Harry Maybe? Wrong!BWL

Desperate because his crush is obvious to his advances, Sasuke decides to call the Akatsuki Sex-Hotline for gay guys. Giftfic for Noleewut. NaruSasu, PWP, One-shot. All warnings inside.

Remember Goblet of Fire? What would happen if Harry took the filter off his mouth and actually said what he's thinking? Bad things, probably. But it'll be fun as hell. My go at the Intelligent!Harry, Smart alec!Harry situation.

Ciel Phantomhive has an arousing dream about a certain red-eyed demon butler and can't help but to solve his "Problem".But what does Ciel do when he is caught in a compromising and erotic position by Sebastian?

The people at the Jeffersonian are in for a shock when they meet the completely unexpected other half of Fisher. Slash

It was Naruto they never bothered to look underneath the facade. Naruto held a deep secret that if certain people knew, would be there to cause pain Naruto hid the fact that 'he' was actually a girl and decided to live her life properly as she was always meant to.but Tsunade informed her it was to dangerous and wait til she turned 17.what will happen when she falls without knowing?

Harry/OMC Harry discovered his interest run the opposite as to what he expected. He was confused, so jealous of what his friends had and then came the Mischievous Illegitimate Half-Blood Son of a Death Eater, Aden Morris Lestrange. Other people run but Harry's first instinct was to blush. M/M Slash (Slow Plot)

A body is left on the steps of the Jeffersonian with a knife in it's chest. It could just be a coincidence that Dr. Harry Black resident occult expert and undercover wizard is the only person who can identify the strange symbol on the blade. Harry doesn't believe in coincidences. Lance Sweets/ Harry Potter Slash

Title from Rammstein! Harry Potter-Black works at the Jeffersonian, is a special agent with the highest clearance, and a complete mystery to Booth; who spends way more time than he should pondering just why everyone seems to adore the Charming Brit!

"We all know Potter's had his eye on Evans for years. He's like a boy pulling his crush's pigtails, always playing pranks to get her attention. Besides, all that fighting and arguing must come from somewhere." "I could say the same thing about Potter and Snape," Slughorn pointed out. "That's hardly the same thing, Horace," McGonagall said. "Would you bet on that?"

Naruto never suspected that his stupid mission could end this badly. On the bright side, at least his lazy sensei was there to suffer with him. Meanwhile, Sakura and Sai have their own mission: see Kakashi's unmasked face. Post-timeskip. Kakashi/Naruto. Sakura/Money. Sai/Himself. Gaara/Paperwork.

As his fame grows, so does Markipliers fanbase. And among all those people, there are bound to be some who aren't very sane. What happens when one finds him? And who will save him? Fluffy Pewdiepie x Markiplier aka Pewdieplier/Markipewdie in later chapters. Smut in chapter five.

In which 'copy-nin' is taken to a whole new level.

A Sebastian x Ciel love story. Has a lot of lemon, but also a lot of fluffy drama.

A lazy bath night, hot water, steam, an outdoor onsen... KakaNaru

Stiles has had enough. He hates the fact that Isaac has to go 'study' with the blonde bimbo. Stiles has decided to go with Danny to a club and have fun. However, Stiles didn't count on a Jealous Werewolf coming after him. M/M

Qui-Gon makes the biggest mistake of his life, although he had help in doing so. Nevertheless he sets in motion events that will have a lasting effect on everyone around him. May change the rating later.

Kakashi and Yamato are working hard training Naruto. Yamato would disagree with how 'hard' Kakashi is working, but that's normal. Their history together fuels the interactions between them, but its possible that isn't what they really want. (Eventual KakaYama (Kakashi Tenzou). Yaoi)

Kakashi had made up his mind. The sexual escapades with Naruto had to end. He was firm in his decision, but after one strange encounter, why did he start to feel like he was developing feelings for the boy? Rated M for a reason. Lemons.

After Voldemort's fall, Harry was raised as an Uchiha with his cousins Sasuke and Itachi, unaware of his other heritage. How will Hogwarts deal with this kunai-weilding, Ass-kicking Uchiha Harry Potter?

AU 4th year. In which Voldemort's plans are upset, Severus is annoyed, and Harry has a new career goal. There is also a kitten, because kittens are cool. Oneshot.

This is a lemon one shot. THIS WILL HAVE M/M LEMON! READ THE BOTTOM NOTE!

Harry Potter wasn't raised like in canon. He was top of his class, and very intelligent, always seeking to improve things, and so he learned all kinds of things, and, upon entering Hogwarts, started studying all he could get his hands on! Intelligent!Super!Harry Later Mad Scientist!Harry Rated M for Language, Nudity, and Gore Stein-ish Harry Genres: Humor/Romance/slight Horror

7th Year Gryffs learn why it is never a good idea to piss off their favorite victim, shy Ravenclaw Hadrian Morgan. The orphan's payback during Professor Slytherin's class is BEAUTIFUL & piques the interest & libido of the Lord Marvolo Slytherin, who courts him with the aid of most of the School. But just how naive is Hadrian Morgan, really? TMR/HP Slash OOC AU

Kakashi x Naruto one-shot. Naruto is over the age of 18. Setting: post-war. Prompt: had to cover for someone at work on my day off, got really really REALLY bored in between customers, had access to a word processor, did NOT have access to the chapter of the story I was currently working on. End result: YAOI WITH LOTS OF SWEARING! I regret nothing, I tell you!

"Their lips were warm, pulsing against each other. Tasting. Passionately. It was the best kiss he ever had shared with anyone, and he couldn't remember anything that felt as good as this." KakaYama fanfiction, rated M so... Lemon stuff here. Please read if you like that!

Vernon arranged an accident for his nephew. Harry saw the funny side. I may do a full story, but most likely there will just be bits of a story. Feel free to take this and make it your own, just let me know so I can read it. Edited to take up less chapters.

Harry's subconscious pleaded in desperation "Please! Anything! I'll give – !" and a goddess heard his plea and offered him a deal. She will save Sirius, if Harry agrees to marry Severus Snape in return. Mild Slash.

A mix up causes Harry's Hogwarts letter to be returned. Having missed the deadline to reply, he begins his education at Stonewall Secondary School. During the December holidays, Prof. McGonagall attempts to recruit him to Hogwarts.

Severus has a slight misunderstanding with his Master that results in a new understanding. Five years after the end of the war. AU-Pretty much ignores the last two maybe three books. I was trying to clean up my files and found this, mostly complete, in my "crap" folder, no idea why I put it there. Severus lives. Not beta-ed all mistakes are mine. No Warning. One-shot–Complete.

ItaNaru. Not sure of other pairings, yet. Naruto pretended to be an idiot so that he wouldn't be placed with THEM, but it backfired so now he's stuck with a Madao for a sensei, Pepto-Bismol, and Duck-Butt-Emo-King.

Minato comes home drunk and Naruto helps him get to bed. What he didn't expect, though, was them ending up having sex! Warnings: Yaoi, Incest, Explicit language. Don't like, don't read.

Everyone's a pervert; some just know how to hide it. Naruto Namikaze, however, never saw the need to hide her unusual tendencies. FemNaru. Slow updates.

Kakashi is a well paid business man, with too much time and money on his hands and Naruto is a homeless teen, without it. What happens when Naruto makes an offer Kakashi just can't refuse! Rated M for Male/Male, Yaoi, Lemons and SMUT

AU, Obi-Wan finds himself back in time and has to decide which path to take

Set in the summer before 6th year, Harry accidentally takes down the wards on Private Drive and is thrown into Malfoy Manor. Snape's there too, but their escape leads to such unpredictable consequences. Can Snape resist when Harry's so recklessly tempting? Creature!Fic Vampire!Snape Abusive!Dursleys Slash Snarry and a little sub/dom for good measure. Angsty beginning, fluffy end

With the betrayal of Sasuke fresh on everyone's minds, Naruto decides to search for his missing friend. The night he intends to sneak away, a familiar face surprises him and makes him rethink the importance of getting his questions answered. Naruto/Kakashi! R&R One-Shot Becoming A Two-Shot! . Returned to T for implied situations in chapter 2.

Tsunade was forced to marry Naruto and Kakashi once the war was over since Naruto was getting too much unwanted attention. Unfortunately, neither had even entertained the idea of the other as a romantic choice. Marriage life was unexpected and before they knew it, they could not imagine a life without each other. Is this love? -Warning: Yaoi-

Ok this is pretty much straight out porn. PLEASE tell me if there's anything you want me to change or any mistakes, it would be greatly appreciated! This is sebastianxciel, shota, cielxsebastian, and whatever you want me to write I AM HERE FOR YOU GUYS.

During the summer before his sixth year Harry meets the curious vampire Sanguini and befriends him. To cure his own boredom and to help Harry Sanguini becomes the new DADA professor as Nigel Sandman. Mild Slash.

A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'

Naruto had always been jealous of Sasuke's and Kakashi's relationship. He felt left out and unwanted when he couldn't join in on their 'secret' activities. Well, if Sasuke didn't want to share then he'd just have to find a sensei of his own.

Just answering the poor kid would shut him up... a short 23rd edition to the Potions Homework series

KakaNaru. Kakashi and Naruto bond over a cup of sake.

Harry explains to Snape why rain kept him from doing his homework. First in the Potions homework series

Naruto was given the sex talk, and years later was putting it to good use. KakaNaru

Remus blames Harry for the DoM fiasco so Harry writes him a letter explaining his thinking.

Harry Potter, preferably known as Langdon "Ray" Aleksandar Hargreaves, is an inventor, a prodigy, and... rather odd. Features a Steampunk!Harry AU Possible Slash and Prodigy!Ravenclaw!Harry. Rated for safety, and most likey language- I'm a potty mouth

KakashixYamato, YAOI. Sexual from beginning to end, beware.

In Harrys 5th yr Voldemort wanted one thing - the prophecy. AU yr 5 -No Umbridge - Dumbledore found another teacher, but he isn't who he appears. Harry's world is turned upside down with new discoveries, exposed secrets, and a new love interest. Slash

Anakin is a pretty well-rounded Jedi. He's a husband, a fighter, a pilot, and...a GAMER? When he challenges Obi-Wan to a game of MarioKart, things get interesting...

Ciel and Sebastian realize that their relationship means more than what the bind of the covenant ensures. I do not own Kuroshitsuji nor any characters from Kuroshitsuji :3 Please review it means a lot

While destroying the horcruxes, the trio finds the most unlikely of allies in the most unlikely of places. SLASH -Harry/Salazar-, AU

Ciel's been having troubling dreams, Sebastian's been lying to himself. What happens when his master decides it's time for answers and Sebastian decides to answer everything? Yaoi, lemon. -Ciel's 18 and please forgive any missed grammar/spelling errors-

Meal time around Ron is never fun. Why hasnt anyone done anything about it? Lets see what happens now... This will be a H/H story in the end.

This is a Kakashi x Yamato smut fic. Rated for later chapters. "Lemon yaoi". Completed.

AU HP:HBP At the beginning of his Sixth Year, Harry is offered a great power by Aragog. Power that comes with a great responsibility.

Dumbledore had tricked him into becoming a Champion but Harry wasn't going to take it lying down. He may be forced to compete in the tasks but who says he has to complete the tasks?

Who is the mysterious man Kakashi trusts with his life? Who is hidden behind the plain white ANBU mask? And how is a 19year old jonin supposed to reveal those secrets? Kakashi/ANBUNaru, Yaoi, Lemon, 'sequel' to Improvement.

Another thought I had about later Naruto. It's a NaruSai so I warn you now. Yaoi, smut, lemon, embaressment, and Sai is OOC. I know. He has emotions. Why? Becouse dammitt, I'm the authoress and I can do that. YAOI WARNING.

Meet Dominic Morgan; drug dealer, pimp and underground crime boss. He is also known as Harry Potter; twin brother to the Boy Who Lived. As the war begins to rage, the light side decides it needs it's lost kin, but he isn't coming back without a fight...

Freedom is no longer an option for Harry but that doesn't stop him from longing for it- endangering both himself and Severus in the process. - Warning for non-bdsm Master/slave relationship; written for Cliche Fest on LJ

Hyuga Neji was not a man easily charmed but those green eyes stole his breath at first and then his heart. SLASH.

After Orochimaru mucks around with his seal in the Forest of Death, Naruto discovers another set of memories in his head. Memories that belonged to the Yondaime Hokage, Konoha's Yellow Flash, Namikaze Minato, and Naruto's father.

Naruto and Gaara are in heat. What more is there to say? Yaoi. Pwp. Don't like, don't read. FOR ADOPTION!

Kakashi decides he needs to work on his timekeeping skills when it comes to Naruto. Sick!Naruto. AU.

Harry is teleported by a spell gone wrong after defeating Tom Riddle. Ending up in Acre he makes a life for himself, changing his name and living decently at the port. That is until this serpent-in-lion's skin meets the Eagle of Masyaf. AU, slash; NO BETA

When an artist from Snape's past returns, he starts to see a lot of things in a different light. Including one Harry Potter. Snarry.

Itachi tells Sasuke the truth about the Uchiha massacre during their fight. They both come back to the village and are pardoned. Itachi satisfies his curiosity about a certain kitsune. ItaNaru

It wasn't that Ciel purposely forgot Sebastian's birthday, it was just that Sebastian never told him the correct date. But then again, what can you expect from a demon butler?

ROOT has their own perspective, and it can be quite amusing at times. The member assigned to tap Kakashi's apartment always has the best stories.

Aftermath of PS. An eleven-year-old boy killed a man and all they did was pat him on the head and send him off to bed. Severus finds himself put in the uncomfortable role of Father Confessor. SS, HP. Oneshot.

"As the log takes your place, you become The Log and The Log becomes you. For a moment, you are an extension of the logs blessing unto ninja." As the Holy Book of Log enters Naruto's life, everything changes. LogWorshipper!Naruto Mokuton!Naruto

When Shikamaru hears of Naruto's supposed cheating with Sakura, he decides it's time for the blond to learn his place. PWP, ShikaNaru, Yaoi, Light Bondage, Toys Kinda .

This happens to him every year, because of the Kyuubi Naruto goes into a extreme kind of heat. short lemon only a one-shot for now, might decide to continue it...

Drarry Veela fic. Draco Malfoy/ Harry Potter. Draco Malfoy is a Veela who hasn't found his mate yet. He should have had a vision by now of his future mate, but he hasn't. Or has he? Rated M for later chapters. Warnings for SLASH, EWE

Sebastian may be perfect in every single way, but even a demon butler has his limits. Especially when it comes to... certain needs. What happens when Ciel unconciously pushes them too far? Yaoi, Light Bondage, Lemon

After a break up with Bill, a distraught Fleur discovers her best friend's deepest secret. One that he has kept for over 3 years.

Maybe Naruto will be able to convince Kakashi that Christmas isn't that bad? Au, Yaoi, KakaNaru.

Dean comes into an unexpected Magical Being Inheritance and through dreams and books, realises that Harry is his Mate. Harry woke up on his 16th birthday and learns some amazing facts about why he smells like a Submissive. AU DT/HP Ginny!bashing slash

What if clearing your mind isn't the only way to keep people out of your head?

Even demon children receive a sexual education. Except that they learn through practice rather than through theory.

Sai and Naruto don't like each other. Or do they?

Short cracktastic oneshot on a hyper crazy Harry.

He was Naruto; he had to do things in a brash manner. So, he ripped open the shower curtain. He stared at the sight before him. Hatake Kakashi stared right back. Yaoi, shonen-ai, slight crack. And Naruto still claims he's not gay.

Naruto has returned after his three year training trip! See how people react and see how a certain Silver-haired man deals. YAOI KakaNaruKaka Pls Review

Number 3 of My Series, Deidara gets sick from Hidan. Yaoi!

What if Naruto activated his bloodline at 8? What if it was the iron sand bloodline from his mother? How would his life be like? NarutoxFemKyuubixKurenai

The Gryffindor Common Room has a palm tree, a small forest of pine trees, more tinsel than can possibly be safe, and the constant sound of drums. Obviously, Harry is personalizing the Twelve Days of Christmas. Backwards.

Harry has always had a connection with Darkness, but he never thought he’d become its King. Now his underlings are being hunted in America and Harry goes there personally to investigate. Slash. Sam/Harry/Dean.

Kakashi likes to fall asleep to his music. But what happens when he hears someone playing in the dead of night? summary kinda sux. i couldnt think of anything. Kaka/Naru AU ish. kinda wordy. fluff, shounen ai, one shot.

Harry gets an unexpected surpries as he is reuntied with a troublesome hobby he left purposly in his past, what will his frineds think of his new found inner-dancer?

It's a cold night in the Phantomhive manor and Ciel is unable to sleep because the sensual dreams he has about his butler keep him awake. How will he cope with his feelings and how will Sebastian react once he finds out?

Kakashi gets the impression that Naruto wants something, but he can't figure out what. Kakashi/Naruto.

Everyone thinks they know Harry, exspecially Sirius and Remus, but they don't know he doesn't want to play quiddicth, they don't know his passion is ballet. WAY better than it sounds. Not Slash

Draco woke up at Mignight to go Ice Skating. Little did he know he would meet Harry there. A little bit of skating and some other things happen ;D Drarry DracoxHarry

In which boredom creates a dangerous bet between master and butler. Ciel made the wrong decision agreeing with Sebastian to play chess with him. Who would win? Surely, it would be the earl right? He was the master of games after all. YAOI.CxS RxR

Harry's cutting himself, is sexually confused, and he's having suicidal thoughts. Three new transfer students with a hidden agenda will make this year very mischievous. Creature Heritage, Eventually SSHP and MPREG ****ON HOLD****

KakaNaru. Naruto's upset becuase he's gay, yet can't find the supposedly hottest guy in Kohona Sasuke the least bit sexy. He goes to our favorite one-eye'd sensei for help, and help he gets! Yaoi, sex, clones, Sasuke bashing Kind Of Enjoy!

Harry should know better than to conceal mysterious body art from dorm-mates who pay no heed to what happened to the cat. Oneshot. AU, 7th year fluffy!verse. Cracky. HPDM.

Gaara and Naruto are the only demons left for the Akatsuki to collect. Set just at the beginning of Shippuden So to keep them safer, they transfer Naruto to the Sand village, so that they can be protected together and emotions spin together.

Harry is saved by the Dursleys' abuse from a beautiful Panthera named Cole. Cole has vowed to protect his new Master at all costs, and becomes Harry's new pet. SLASH

Snape and McGonagall storm into the great hall having an argument about who Snape is seeing. I DONT OWN ANYTHING Okay well i suck at summaries it's a Snarry and only my 2nd fic, will be more chapters if I get any reviews SLASH dont like dont read

In which Ron Weasley jumps to conclusions, and Harry Potter is amused. BZ/HP. SLASH. Oneshot. Drabble.

Dumbledore looks back and remembers all the mistakes he made reguarding the boy who lived, Harry refuses to relinquish his hold on Severus. I'm too tired to write a proper summery

Naruto and his team went missing 5 years ago. This is the story of his return to Konoha. He is affected deeply by what happened during those years... his mental state is unstable. The Nanadaime won't leave his side this time and not ever again. KakaNaru

Sauske gets an eyeful of something Naruto probably doesn't want him to see.

ABANDONED. Freaky connections aside, does anyone else think it strange that Harry survived a Killing Curse with little more damage than a scar? Well, what if he hadn't come through so unscathed? And what if the other damage was more mental than physical?

It's cold in the Gryphindor boy's dormitory one night. So Harry decides to "cuddle" up close with Ron. Rated M for underaged sex. Yaoi, boyxboy, shota-con, and of course, RonxHarry. Or HarryxRon...

In a dim prison cell with just him and his once cheery student, he saw the light. He saw the ligth that would change his life. He wanted the light. The light that was right next to him. They feared the shadows and never let go. KakaNaru Yaoi warning

the game of twister, with an intersting twist courtesy of deidara. sasodei yaoi, oneshot

KakaNaru. 50 sentences. "In a way, Naruto and Kakashi need each other—kindred spirits found too early, or too late, broken into pieces."

“Look,” he said, pointing somewhere behind Malfoy’s head. “Something expensive.” Ron's a fellow master at ignoring the obvious, Hermione's easy to distract, and Draco...Harry's not sure if Draco's just humouring him, or really really dense.H/D slash&crack

Sebastian wonders when the nature of Ciel's games began to change. older CielxSebastian.

Who would've known that Harry and Hermione dance? Well, both of them know now and they enter a dance competition. Gryffindor's fate now lies on their...well, feet. Against all odds, they have to work out their differences and dance their way to victory.

AU: Who would have known all it took was a gentle touch to cure Harry’s growing Insomnia? Dean/Harry SLASH 3 Part Tale.

Kakashi's got some pent-up energy; NARUTO TO THE RESCUE! PWP, kakanaru, LEMON, pure unadulterated pornz, YAOI

Kakashi wants Naruto bad. YAOI! SHOUTA! You have been warned.

AU: Neville was named the Boywholived. Harry’s mother died giving birth to him and his father blames him for her death. And if you already have an heir in your family who really needs someone like Lucas Harry Potter?

AU: JKR portrays Harry as completely unaffected by trhe Killing Curse cast at him, but how would things have gone if it had been different? Drabble series, five drabbles per chapter.

Naruto gets in trouble at school. How will Minato punish him? Take's place in an alternative universe! The forth is still alive and he's feeling frisky tonight! Rated M for a reason! MinaNaru! INCEST CPL! Don't Like Don't read! Hardcore lemon! NO FLAMING!

Naruto and Kakashi argue over Icha Icha Violence 32

Hermione and the others aren’t sure why, but the leadup to Christmas in Gryffindor Tower seems to be fraught with nothing but chaos, mistakes, and of course, Harry trying to be helpful.

Sequel to photobooth.Rated M for Yaoi smut.Pairings Gaaxnaru,KankyxShinoxKiba,GaaxNeji,GaaxNaru,IyaxSasu.Main Pairings GaaxNaru,ItaxSasu.Includes,strip twister,two threeways,and a four way.What more could you possibly want to know.

Stuck out in the cold, Tenzou finds an innovative way of conserving heat with his senpai. Tenzou/Kakashi, sardonic porn.

AU. Summer looks to be taking a turn for the worst for Harry and Hermione, but a common interest in anime and manga proves to be vital!

Surprise, Harry didn't do his homework, but... maybe he wont get in trouble? Sixth in the potions homework series

After the incident at the alley, Sebastian is all Ciel has left as he sat beside Madam Red's corpse silently. SPOILERS for Jack the Ripper arc. The missing scenes after chapter 12. Contains feverish Ciel and some blood. SebastianxCiel Reviews welcomed!

Snape punishes his entire class, Gryffindors and Slytherins alike... or does he? Fifth in the potions homework series.

Snape has snapped. He attempts to guess Harry's reason for his lack of homework... again. Fourth in the Potions homework series

Naruto and Sai Sex Fic basically. Warnings include, Lemon, yaoi, BDSM, S&M, uhm, that's all. This is a Naruto/Sai fic, some mention of Naruto/Sasuke--Naruto top Sai bottom

Harry forgot his potions homework again... what now? Third in the Potions homework series

What does Dumbledore, socks, and lemon drops have to do with Harry's lack of potions homework? Second in the Potions homework series

After an embarrassing confession, Tenzou struggles to keep his feelings in check. He just can't help himself, he has a crush on his sempai. Kakashi x Tenzou

An eager Sai convinces a reluctant Naruto to teach him the art of kissing. Yaoi boy on boy kissing fluff. SaiNaru.

What would Hogwarts be like if Muggle sports were added as an afterschool program? Sports Include American Football, Soccer, Wrestling and Volleyball. Which sports will Draco, Harry, Ron and Hermione choose? SSMM.

KakashixNaruto. Kakashi gives Naruto special training concerning his Kage Bunshi no Jutsu. Not a clones-NarutoxKakashi. One-shot with lemon.

Humorous, post GOF tale. Harry goes to Africa and sets up a potions ingredient business. Wackiness ensues.

In an alternate universe where Queen Amidala's ship never landed on Tatooine, Anakin Skywalker seeks to make his way in the galaxy on his own. He meets an unusual slave named Obi-Wan Kenobi, who quickly turns his world upside down. Slash.

Rumors can lead to some interesting pranks, but what happens when there's some truth behind the rumors. Harry/Death

Set after Harry's 7th year, omits HPB and DH. Harry and Severus are forced to marry each other in order to defy Voldemort. Times become even darker for the two wizards...but is there still hope in spite of all? Completed!

After coming back from a finished mission, Orochimaru decides to reward his faithful right-hand man with a birthday present. KabutoxOrochimaru

No plot, just sex. Hot Sex. Lemon. OroKabu. M. OneShot.

OneShot: Harry is expelled after the hearing in Courtroom 10. His wand snapped, an angry Harry choses his own path forward. First person story focusing on Harry's effort to find his own place.

Hogwarts has a Sarcastic Little Git inside it’s walls. That Sarcastic Little Git is deeply disgruntled. In an effort to strike out against those who annoy him [read:everybody], he is posting mocking and vaguely offensive “Guidelines” on the notice boards.

An old concept presented in a hopefully new way. Harry learns about his magic early. Warning, OOC, Super!Dark!Harry. But not Evil!Harry.

A series of One Shot Lemony Yaoi fics! So Far: ShikaNaru KibaNaru SasuNaru Recent: Threesome! Each OneShot examines each of the character's unique traits. Ex: Shika: laziness Kiba: doggyness etc.

Victor and Harry were alone in the table and...

"What on Earth were you found doing in a drunken binge this time, Potter?""I was actually not drunk!" Harry exclaimed loudly and petulantly. "I actually did this of my own free and good will toward my fellow living thing."

Harry was oblivious. So much so that Hermione just wanted to shove him into Cedric's waiting arms. CDHP fluff!

Orochimaru get's caught doing something that he isn't supposed to. But who said the Snake Lord never wanted any company? Yaoi Kabuto X Orochimaru Smut

Gaara goes to the gym to lose weight after Temari tells him he's fat. There, he meets the ever youthful Rock Lee! GaaLee oneshot

A game of truth or dare leads to much more....

Sasuke brings home the one thing that can make Itachi go crazy...His favorite kind of lollipop! UCHIHACEST WITH A TWIST! Sasuke x Itachi! Yaoi, Lemon, Kinky, bondage Whoo

[SasuNaru] In which Naruto trips over Sasuke, Sasuke turns various different colors, and there is a lot of arguing over the size of crushes. Now with 40 percent more insults!

Naruto and Sasuke play a game of ‘Twister’ and things get a little heated. NaruSasu, oneshot, Yaoi!

HPFA Winner of Best JKR Character portrayal, for Severus Snape! Snape retrieves an injured Harry from the Dursleys-- only this time, the damage is more permanent, and Snape is not prepared to be cuddly. Complete!

Iruka gets on Naruto about never having used his “special” jutsu against Kakashi. Not part of ‘Blackmail So Rules’ universe. I GOT A REVIEW! WOOHOO!

ONESHOT Kakashi has abandoned Naruto's training long enough. Now, Naruto has made it his own duty to sneak into the ANBU party, where crazy ANBU dance and Kakashi is the DJ... KakaNaru, hints of ItaNaru SasuNaru mild cussing

James Potter attempts key word: atempts to understand why anyone would want to play field hockey.

Every teacher has a student they want to dissappear from the surface of earth. For DADA teacher Harry Potter, this is none other than Decius Malfoy. ONESHOT. Implies DMHG relationship.

Harry’s sanity, or lack thereof, is again discussed in much detail, along with his allegiances, the Houses, Dumbledore, glitter and the Daily Prophet. The day is just getting worse. Sequel to Harry’s Sanity, with about the same amount of plot.

After Hogwarts, Harry has left the magical world and has become a world reknowned athlete. But a chance meeting with his Hogwarts sweetheart may draw him back. No HBP used. Pairing HG

I don't know how to tell you this, mate, but you're a homicidal, insane teenager with magical powers that make Dumbledore jealous. Seamus Finnigan.' In which Harry's mental state is discussed. Relentlessly.

Harry’s relationship is revealed to the Order. People do NOT react as he expected. Oneshot, slash, femslash.

Abandoned on the streets of London, 16 year old Harry Potter must find a way to survive. What's the Boy Who Lived to do? –Harry/Voldemort, OOC, AU, postOotP, nonHBP compliant– BEING REDONE!

Severus Snape is the new headmaster of Hogwarts and his first duty is not to kill the new deputy headmaster. SSHP COMPLETE

Slash. SSHP. A humorous take on a ‘cliché’ fic idea. Harry is just about to graduate from Hogwarts, and there are some things that Severus DOESN'T want to get off his chest. Unfortunately, he doesn’t get much of a choice.

HPSS SLASH Harry wants to talk about something that Severus desperately does not.

FINISHED Jack Sparrow is Harry's ancestor. One day he kidnaps Harry, and the rest is problems, pirates, treasures and history. RR

Harry Potter didn’t grow up with the Dursley. He grew up abused beaten raped and unloved. He grew up to act like a Slytherin to survive, in Saint Bensons Children’s Home. He’s cunning, smart, and has a thirst to be great.

One Shot. Harry. Ron. Hermione. Library. Harry's sketchbook. End result? A very surprised Ron and Hermione.

COMPLETE - Slash - SSHP Snape and Potter get trapped together inside an enchanted snowglobe of Hogwarts during the holiday season. How will they make it out of there?

[Complete HPxSS] AU. The Make A Wish Foundation grants wishes for terminally ill children. The day of Harry's 18th birthday, he gets a wish of a lifetime granted to meet his idol, his inspiration the musical prodigy, Severus Snape.

A mysterious boy lands in the middle of a Quidditch game as Potter and Malfoy battle it out. Why is he here? And why is Voldemort so interested in him not to mention all of Hogwarts? A little SSHP.

The school is board out of their minds so they come together to have some fun.