I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.

A storm is brewing. Casting a black shadow over the world, threatening to incinerate it and scatter its ashes to the winds. Humanity's only hope lies with a young boy. A boy sacrificed for their protection, yet condemned to a life of hatred and abuse. Will the pariah become the savior? Or will mankind be cast into oblivion by a monster of their own creation?

Harry Potter has been banged up for ten years in the hellhole brig of Azkaban for a crime he didn't commit, and his traitorous brother, the not-really-boy-who-lived, has royally messed things up. After meeting Fate and Death, Harry is given a second chance to squash Voldemort, dodge a thousand years in prison, and snatch everything his hated brother holds dear. H/Hr/LL/DG/GW.

The Hunt begins again. Leaving Yharnam to its fate, the Good Hunter finds himself in the war torn country of Eostia. Tasked with ending the war, he joins the Black Dog Mercenaries as they launch an assault on the Black Fortress of Olga Discordia. If only he knew how complicated his life was going to become.

Life doesn't quite work out like we hoped. For Ranma, he's a warrior without any wars. For Anko, a Jonin stuck in limbo. When you ride your horse for 1,000 li, you learn about its strength. Ranma 1/2 Naruto Xover. Ranma/Anko Mitarashi. Complete. Epilogue possible.

Time travel, based on the Anime. So, the world ended. That's bad news. Who best to get to fix it? Well, there is this guy with a track record in world saving... Not entirely serious. T rating may be overdoing it.

The Master of Death is a dangerous title; many would claim to hold a position greater than Death. Harry is pulled to Middle-earth by the Witch King of Angmar in an attempt to bring Morgoth back to Arda. A year later Angmar falls and Harry is freed. What will he do with the eternity granted to him? Story begins 1000 years before LotR. Eventual major canon divergence.

He remembers being Harry Potter. He dreams of it. He dreams of the Great Other too, a beast of ice and death with eyes red as blood and an army of dead things. He is the second son of the king, but his fortunes change when secrets rather left in the dark come to light, and Westeros is torn asunder by treachery and ambition. Winter is coming, but magic is might. Very Abandoned

Character study. An accidental meeting brings Zetsu into Naruto's life as his tutor. With Zetsu trying to sway Naruto to his own philosophy of "the only one you can rely on is yourself", Naruto discovers that the world isn't as black and white as his tutor is, that there are at least two sides to every story, and that he has a lot to learn. Hinted NaruIno and NaruTen; grey!Naruto

The aptly named Department of Mysteries is home to a great many things that wizardkind does not yet understand. Luna releases one of them and forever alters the course of history. Eventual Harry/Illyria/Narcissa/f/f/f

A jaded government agent is sent to deal with the actions of her rogue partner and discovers that some things are still worth fighting for. And that a life she never knew - thought left behind forever - may not be entirely beyond her reach. Canon-ish. Latest: Movie Night Interlude (Ch 46-50, early S2). TOC/Reader Guide in profile.

Emiya Kiritsugu was happy living the rest of his short days. He had put his past behind him... until he began to dream of futures that had yet to be. Let it be known that the Magus Killer was not dangerous simply because he was dying and had no plans to fight.

Counter Guardian EMIYA gets a second chance at life after winning the 5th Grail War with an untainted Grail and accepts Caster Merlin's proposal to reincarnate him. Watch as he lives his life as a devil. Rated M for safety.

Once the possibility of chakra migrating through time and space has been accepted, the soul is only a lunging step away. Two legendary lovers escape to the past in order to save themselves, each other, and maybe the world- if there's time. A story of transmigration, yandere tendencies, and far more spiritual incest than Naruto ever signed up for. (Time Travel) (Naru/fem!Sasu) (AU)

How do you keep from despairing when every pleasurable thing you grasp at crumbles to dust? How do you keep from becoming a monster when you're surrounded by manipulation and betrayal? In the end, it's the little things that keep you whole and sane.

When I sold my soul to the Devil, I thought I was prepared for anything. I wasn't. I didn't expect him to be a her. Or dressed up as a magical girl carrying a pink wand tipped with a cheerful yellow star. Her being a prankster however didn't come as much of a surprise. You know, the Bible would have been a whole lot more interesting if they included stuff like this. Complete AU

This is the story of Doctor Doom's Pokemon adventure, where every Pokemon can be improved with the magic of science and where blood is most certainly not optional. Features Magikarp as the starter, gym battles to the death, and a lot of evil laughter. Doom currently has four badges, is kind of the boss of Team Rocket now, and Sabrina is a love interest of sorts.

The 2nd Shinobi World War left Uzu destroyed out of fear. Its inhabitants were left slaughtered or scattered. However, what if the members of Uzushio's famed Uzumaki weren't as scattered as people thought? What would it mean for one Uzumaki Naruto?

Really, how much can small things affect the world? Little things like the colour of someone's hair? Their Mentor? Maybe... their date of birth?

Shepard knows that destroying the Reapers will kill her. Trouble is, she's never been good at dying. The explosion of dark energy from the Crucible thrusts Shepard into a totally different universe. Post ME3 ending, DA2 Act 2 beginning. Please note that this is not a FemShep/F!Hawke fic. THIS STORY HAS RECENTLY BEEN EDITED TO ALIGN WITH GAME CANON REVEALED IN DA:I

Percy is given the gift of the Gamer turning his life into a video game with levels, dungeons and skill points. Now Percy, armed with this amazing ability, sets out to prove himself to the world of the gods and humans by becoming the best at he can be and fulfilling his destiny. And eventually maybe even find love. Swearing, OP Percy, oh and REVIEWS!

Good ol' Parker Luck. Peter Parker is living with two very attractive ladies. Both are strong, intelligent... and villains. Oh boy. Spidey is sucked into the DC verse by accident, and immediately stumbles upon the two women. How will the web-head deal with this new world, and what's the goal of the Sirens in keeping him under thumb? Cover Art by Comfort Love and Adam Withers

Reborn after my embarrassing fall at Godric's Hollow as the Potter brat was an interesting experience. Getting sorted into Hufflepuff, even more so. But reborn as the Lord of Winterfell in Westeros as my playground? Now that was new, even to a retired Dark Lord.

Brynden Tully wakes up with that worst of all possible curses, an unprepared self-insert. He knows a whole bunch of supernatural nonsense is about to wreck his kingdom. If he wants to do anything about it, he's going to need an army. Self-Insert, SI, no tech uplift or gunpowder

Having been cast down at the conclusion of his battle with the Leviathans, Shinji Ikari finds himself caught between his new world and an old one that looks suspiciously familiar. And while he may be trapped with only one companion, a certain someone universes away prepares to go to any lengths to see his return. Rated M to be safe

Once, Thor was James Potter, New Mexico being a refinement of Odin's technique (being murdered didn't do Thor's sanity any favours). After a decade, a mostly reformed Loki restores his memories, introducing Thor's son, Harry, to new family and friends. But soon, ancient secrets emerge along with enemies both old and new as darkness rises. Harry is left with a choice: Fight or Die.

Sirius ha muerto, y Harry ha decidido entrenarse mientras convive con los que le han traicionado. Pero descubrirá que se ha liberado un terrible mal por error, y si no se le detiene, Voldemort será la menor de sus preocupaciones. ¿Tendrá tiempo para el amor?

DISCONTINUED. A joke of Chaos daemon sent two unlikely allies - an Eldar Farseer and an Imperial Storm trooper, through the Warp and into another Universe. In this place, everything is alien to them. Except for one thing - war. War is something they know very well.

The war drags on after Voldemort's defeat and the Order of the Phoenix is fighting a losing battle. When Harry is hit by yet another killing curse, he wakes up years in the past and in an alternate reality. As an unknown child in a foreign world, Harry has a chance to change the outcome of the war - while dealing with new magical talents, pureblood politics and Black family drama.

Igor had asked him to die for the world. She would ask him to die for her. Problem was, he didn't really like dying, not for a second time, at least.

Sometimes, all it takes to rise to greatness is a helping hand and the incentive to survive. Thrust between giants Harry has no choice but become one himself if he wants to keep on breathing. He might've found a way, but life's never that easy. Clock's ticking, Harry. Learn fast now.

At the age of 10, Naruto finds a pendant that gives him lustful powers and doesn't fully awaken them until he reaches the age of 15. What will happen in the Shinobi Nations?, requests available.

Magic can solve all the Wizarding World's problems. What's that? A prophecy that insists on a person? Things not quite going your way? I know, lets use this here ritual to summon another! It'll be great! - An eighteen year old Harry is called upon to deal with another dimension's irksome Dark Lord issue. This displeases him. EWE - AU HBP

TO BE REWRITTEN: After the Department of Mysteries, a duel with Voldemort at #4 Privet Drive has Harry thrown back before his First Year. Now he has to deal with everything again and avoid his younger self at the same time. Now, what's up with his flippin hair? GoodReason!Dumbledore, OnTheFence!Snape, Unbound!Harry, Happy!Harry, HONKS

Spin-off AU of Per Ardua Ad Astra. Harry lost his magic and became a soldier. Ziva lost her sister and became a spy. Theirs is an unlikely bond, a friendship forged in fire, blood and loss that endures despite divergent commitments to duty, country and agency. First only friends, who became something more - something deeper, more powerful. They are, and always will be 'khaveyrim'.

The summer after fifth year, Harry's all set to leave Privet Drive. Tonks comes along, and Harry's life is changed forever. AU Humor/crackfic

Asgard monitors all issued Prophecies quite closely. Occasionally, somebody needs to step in for some hands-on corrective action...

For years Harrison Potter has been in a mental institution living dreams of magic, wizards, and dark lords. Eventually the dreamer has to awaken. His reality has to be accepted as fantasy. Although some things stay the same... Dresden Files xover.

¿Qué habría pasado si Naruto fuese elegido en otro equipo?.¿Qué habría pasado si tuviese a otro sensei?.¿Quién habría imaginado que las consecuencias serían tan grandes?. Capítulo 24.

One year into Voldemort's rein, a confrontation with the Dark Lord catapults the Boy-Who-Lived into 1975. Will he be content to sit around and let the past repeat itself? Absolutely not. Time Travel. Not very HBP or DH compliant. Awesome!Harry. Eventual Harry/Lily/Narcissa/Bellatrix. Not a smutfic.

AU. In battling and defeating Kyuubi No Kitsune, the sealing jutsu unexpectedly sealed away Yondaime Hokage into Naruto. What will life for Naruto be like now that Yondaime is sealed away into him?

It was an unknown. Just a bunch of rookies. Oh, but how wrong they were. The guild may have been small with a dilapidated guild hall, but Fiore has no idea what was in store for it. Each member had wondrous, powerful skills and it wouldn't be long before the entire continent came to realize there were a few extra S-ranked mages in their midst...who somehow couldn't even use magic.

A man is left trapped in time, while his world dies around him. Now awakened in the distant future, he leaves the planet of his birth and embarks on a journey to find that which was lost. But the new frontier holds many dangers, and the human race is about to face its first great challenge. A HP/ME crossover. Slow pace, rated M for safety, my profile has more details.

Naruto has always had video games to fall back on growing up while the rest of the village pretty much treated him like garbage. What happens when Naruto wakes up to find his life has become one of the video games he loves so much. Naruto/The Gamer crossover. All Chapters Revised.

The provoking young Cousland Grey Warden stands squarely in the way of Anora's ambitions.

The Chunin Exams have come back to Konoha and the Hokage has decided to recall all her ninjas, including one Naruto Uzumaki. Too bad she doesn't know that she'd probably be better off without him.

On a wild-goose chase that leads him outside the village walls, a young Naruto inadvertently finds the Uzumaki Clan's Mask Storage Temple.

Long ago, the clan of Mammon laid claim to fame as the descendants of the Fifth Great Satan, before the Great War swept away their existence to the edges of the Underworld. Raised by his mother for the sole purpose of returning the Mammon to the 72 Pillars as heir apparent, Naruto is dedicated to fulfilling her wish. To build his peerage, he is sent to the fabled valley of Kuoh.

Naruto isn’t a moron. Jiraiya isn’t a clueless loser. The Kyuubi doesn’t intend to die. Three simple facts that will change the course of history. Eventual Naruto/Multi

Angels, demons, and Winchesters have made it to the top of Harry's black list, but first impressions are rarely right, and a glass of scotch can soothe anyone's temper. Starts mid season 3 and spans several seasons. Rated T for coarse language and mild violence. Now completed.

Konoha wakes up one morning to find that the Naruto they knew is gone. But the replacement claims he's Naruto too, and they can't be that different... right?

Ino and Naruto have "fun" in secret. Sakura is just about ready to give up on Sasuke; can a certain blonde speed up the process? Just letting you know This story skips many cannon parts. Naru/Ino. Saku/Naru/Ino Much later in the story.

Voldemort's attempt at possessing Harry had a different outcome when Harry fought back with the "Power He Knows Not". This set a change in motion that shall affect both Wizards and Muggles. AU after fifth year: Featuring a darkish and manipulative Harry

Naruto Uzumaki is one of the strongest ninja in the world today. But everyone has their limits. Can he survive ANBU or will it defeat him first?

Third Impact has come and gone, leaving a dead world behind. Only the being that once was Rei Ayanami remains... until someone shows up who gave Rei understanding of her loneliness in the first place. A minor temporal manipulation later the future is wide open again. What can an Angel do against a world that seems determined to meet its end?

Naruto, guided by a presence from the past, discovers a personal connection to a ninja clan long since lost to history. In a world shaped by endless war and constant bloodshed, can Naruto find a way to stop the cycle of hatred and free the world from the echoes of the past? Naruto /Mystic eyes. Intelligent, strong, grey Naruto. Naruto/Multiple women.

Harry is thrown thirty years into the past during the Horcrux Hunt and decides to enact sweeping changes with the help of the gorgeous Black Sisters. This is a dark comedy with some horror elements mixed in but WARNING: THIS FIC WILL CONTAIN GRAPHIC DEPICTIONS OF DEATH, GORE, AND ONE INSTANCE OF RAPE! R&R please!

Another name for Deadly Nightshade. A beautiful flower that could only mean death. In the past, Harry must survive this round of the dangerous game Magic plays with him, with a woman who is just as likely to kill him as love him.

An incident at birth leaves Naruto's real parents to believe he's dead until events start popping up that make it obvious he is more than he seems. Slow yet psychotic. Mokuton/Naruto, Naru/Ino/Tema/Ten. M for language, kinkyness, and gore.

The World of Darkness grips tightly onto the Vampire Harry Potter, who forced by a life debt owed has to protect his sister, the Girl-Who-Lived, from the clutches of the Triwizard tournament and Voldemort. Older Harry and Canon-Cast, Hufflepuff Harry, Independent and Grey. The World of Darkness New and Old are interpreted within.

Naruto/Samui pairing. A drama/humour/kinda romance involving a very different meeting between Naruto and Team Samui. AU from Manga chapter 452 onwards.

The Volturi ran off with their tails between their legs, but a gathering that large of supernatural creatures attracted attention from the magical world. The magical world is still rebuilding from Voldemort so Harry gets sent. He finds trouble quickly with vampires - and an infatuated shape shifter.

Honks. what if Ginny died at the Battle of Hogwarts and Tonks lived? Riddle is dead, the battle won, but the war is not yet over. Two grieving people have one chance to clean up the MoM for good, the clock's ticking, while caring for a baby half-werewolf.

Humans are being abducted, probably because someone has really poor taste. Shepard has to find out why and stop them with the help of a band of misfits. They say it's a suicide mission. So what else is new? Well, getting killed for starters...

Life did not end with the closing of the Fourth Great Shinobi War. Humanity grew as they continued to progress onward. It was not fast nor easy, but humans reached for the stars, and took them. With a greater danger approaching from the dark corners of space and strange new species filled with grudges and hatred, can they ever reclaim the dream of True Peace they once had?

Just when Naruto thought his day couldn't possibly get worse, on his 16th birthday, Tsunade reveals to him the truth about his parents. But when Ino gets a mission from the Hokage, his life takes a turn for the better! NaruxInoxHinaxSaku! LEMON Warning!

She was Videl Satan. Daughter of the worlds champ. Heroine of Satan city. The tramp of orange star high.

Harry Potter has escaped grief twice now, looking to distract himself as a volunteer at St. Mungo's. But it seems he's not alone in this escape, and it may be more than work that distracts him. But perhaps he was looking for more than a get-away in the first place... Hear a playlist for The Volunteer by visiting the link on my profile!

After a certain event Naruto finds himself on the brink of death in a strange new world, with the Nine Tailed Demon Fox extracted from him. Is this the end for the blond or will this be a new beginning with a family that loves him? Discontinued. Pm me for questions about plot, characters and ending, if interested.

AU Death of the Endless offered Harry a way to save his friends and a few billion other people while he was at it. There's a catch. He has to use that Master of Death title that's hanging over his head and give up almost everything he's ever known. But there are perks. Oh yes, dating a Kryptonian can be challenging. Harry/Power Girl.

Something happened the night that Naruto became a genin- he met they Kyuubi. Because of this one event, his entire future will change... Watch as Naruto takes his prized first original technique and becomes Konoha's Pervy Sage! Not a serious story!

Lelouch had sacrificed his family, his friends, and his happiness for the world. In death, Lelouch had created a world of peace, now it is his turn to enjoy it.Timetravel/AlternateUniverse LelouchxHarem!Featuring a special Nunnally!Mature Content!

With his true self revealed before the chunin exams, Naruto is placed in charge of a new unit codenamed RedCell, where he tests village defense and security. But with a dark past, he knows the truth all too well, War is deception and Peace is a lie. DARK

Fudge's denial of Voldemort's return gave rise to a period of paranoia and fear. Dumbledore choosing to involve part of a collective almost as old as time itself did little to soothe the matter.

Uchiha Fukurou was conceived when at the same moment, in another universe, Old Man Potter died.

the name sucks... anyway this is a gather of A LOT LEMONS! all of them are naruto centric and with all the girls you can imagine... thx to all the authors who made this possible.

Naruto gets kicked out of Konoha for what he did to the Hokage. Now he travels around countries trying to get back into Konoha. Each chapter contains a lemon of girls never before written. Warning this story contains STRONG lemons! Extremely strong lemon!

Varric told Cassandra much of the Champions story, but he left out some bits…and didn't know others. The full story of Garrett Hawke, Apostate and Champion of Kirkwall covers a full decade…not just three years of a decade. M Later. Hawke/Isabela.

AU post OoTP. Poor Harry. Sirius left him far more than a house and some money. Dumbledore is the Dark Lord? And what is he supposed to do with the women he was left? Sometimes, Pranks suck and others they are opportunities. H/Multi

When Naruto's father met his mother, his only impression was that a village out there must have been missing its idiot. Minato/Kushina.

After defeating his enemies and keeping his promise to the woman he loves, Naruto's life is happier than ever before. Life, however, can shatter even the strongest of men.....