Veratia The Drox
 Author has written 1 story for Naruto. For all my friends, know that I am here for you! If you need a shoulder to cry on, an ear to listen, a voice to comfort, I will try my best to be there for you! If you feel as if you have done something to cause me annoyance, or offend me, know that I will tell you! Put this on your page if you love Naruto! X Put this on your page if you love Hinata! x Put this if x you love them x together! x x Put this on your page if you love NARUTO X HINATA (and to help them gain world domination). If you absolutely cannot stand the mere thought of Naruto and Sakura as a couple, copy and paste this into your profile. If you believe that Naruto and Hinata are the greatest pairing, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: SilentSinger948, Leaf Ranger, Thymistacles, Tenshi Namikaze, Arashigan16, Gravity The Wizard, Kyuubi123, Kingkakashi, Zentary, Dreaded Rasengan, Hyuga-Hanyou-Lover, Hichigetsu To all "Hinata Cheats On Naruto Fic Writers." FUCK YOU!!!! In no way will Hinata cheat on Naruto, especially with Kiba of all people. She is too much in love with Naruto to do something like that. Copy and paste to profile if you agree. If you hate NejiHina, or KibaHina, or any other coupling with Hinata that doesn't involve Naruto, then copy & paste this into your profile Put this on your page if you absolutely believe that NaruHina will happen in the manga! If you believe that Naruto and Hinata are meant to be together and think that it will happen, copy and paste in your profile. NARUHINA FTW!! DarkSamuraiX1999 If you are an addict to Naruto and favorite couple is NaruHina then copy & paste this to your profile By Aaron Leach and DarkSamuraiX1999 If you believe that Naruto and Hinata are the greatest pairing, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: SilentSinger948, Leaf Ranger, Aaa222xx, Angelito soldado,'Kage Bijuu'. adngo714, Hichigetsu Naruto for Rokudaime Hokage! If you also want Naruto to succeed Tsunade as the next Hokage, then copy and paste this to your profile page, and add your name to the list! Help Naruto achieve his dream!: KinKitsune01, adngo714, MarlinMan, Hichigetsu 98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile. If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, Kikyouhater118, Midnight-angel-of-darkness, adngo714, Hichigetsu Description of what love is- Love is patient, love is kind, and is not jealous, love does not brag and is not arrogant. It does not act unbecomingly and is not provoked,does not take account of a wrong suffered, does not rejoice in unrighteousness but rejoices in the truth. It bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, and endures all things. - this is just a small excerpt from the verse, now lets compare the two... NaruSaku -Is Sakura patient with Naruto? NO! -Is Sakura kind to Naruto? Sometimes -Would Sakura be jealous if she saw Naruto with another girl when she likes Naruto? Yes -Would Sakura brag if she got a date with Naruto when she is aware that there were other people after him? It's very possible -Is Sakura arrogant towards Naruto? There is evidence but it can be arguable -Does Sakura keep track of Naruto's past wrongs? YES -Would Sakura attempt to bear Naruto's burden? Maybe, but she'd probably quit at some point -Would Sakura believe something Naruto says, regardless of how outrageous the truth may be? HELL NO! -Could Sakura endure Naruto's burden? Nope! NaruHina -Is Hinata patient with Naruto? Yes I-s Hinata kind to Naruto? She's kind to everyone, but is especially kind to Naruto -Would Hinata be jealous if she saw Naruto with another girl when she likes Naruto? She would at least be sad, disappointed, and maybe a little jealous, but she wouldn't broadcast it and make it known to everyone like Sakura probably would -Would Hinata brag if she got a date with Naruto when she is aware that there were other people after him? NO! -Is Hinata arrogant towards Naruto? I doubt that Hinata even has the capacity for arrogance! -Does Hinata keep track of Naruto's past wrongs? NO! She's too busy keeping track of everything he does right! -Would Hinata attempt to bear Naruto's burden? She'd attempt it without a second thought -Would Hinata believe something Naruto says, regardless of how outrageous the truth may be? Yes, or at least give him the benefit of the doubt -Could Hinata endure Naruto's burden? She'd pull it off, or die trying! As you can see, Sakura is not capable of truly loving Naruto, while Hinata on the other hand is capable of it. True and real love is capable of following the description that I posted at the top of this little comparison section to the letter. Sakura is not able to do that with Naruto while Hinata has been doing that ever since her first appearance in the Manga! Do the math people! NaruSaku is never going to happen, and NaruHina is going to happen! Anyone that has read both Hinata and Sakura's confessions can see the difference between the two! Hinata's confession left Naruto speechless, while Sakura's made Naruto say the quote, "I... hate people who lie to themselves!" (Quote is in chapter 469, page 17) And don't even get me started on NaruSasu! It'll leave you in tears of blood, which is something that I'd rather avoid. If you completely agree with this put this on your profile and add your name to a list that will hopefully take over the world someday. Riku Uzumaki, Hichigetsu If you think that SasuHina is complete bullshit and that the people who came up with it or write it should get a lobotomy put this in your profile and add your name to the list. Artful Lounger, Naruto Namikaze the Legend, The Fifth Rider of Armageddon, Onguard, Riku Uzumaki, Hichigetsu Same Sex pairing rant Okay, all I have to say when it comes to all the yaoi fics that I have read that completely disregard canon is... ARE YOU PEOPLE ON THIS SITE RETARDED OR SOMETHING!! First off, almost all of the fics on Zack Fair from FFVII are yaoi pairings with Cloud, Reno, Sephiroth, Angeal, and any other person that is not female and Aerith. ARE YOU PEOPLE IDIOTS OR JUST SIMPLY ENJOY HUMILIATING THE POOR GUY?! He is straight and in love with Aerith! He is not, and never will be gay. Some people might say, "But he went to extreme lengths to save Cloud and attempted to save Angeal..." Well I say, "Zack would do that for just about anybody!" I would also like to point out that Zack has been referred to as a ladies man, that is a dead, and obvious givaway that he IS NOT GAY AND NEVER WILL BE!! END OF DISCUSSION ON THIS TOPIC!! The second one is on all of those NaruSasu fics, all I have to say is that this pairing is sick and wrong on so many levels... sure, yes, they did kiss once and I'm pretty sure that all you rabid yaoi fangirls 'squeed' upon seeing this, but let's get one thing straight here. IT HAPPENED BY COMPLETE ACCIDENT! And Naruto going to extreme lengths to save him is because he practically considered Sasuke a brother! Naruto would go to extreme lengths to save any of his friends because he refuses to be alone ever again! There is also the fact that he used to always chase after Sakura, the fact that he shows interest in the opposite sex is clear and obvious proof that he IS NOT AND NEVER WILL BE GAY! END OF DISCUSSION! The last one is on all of these stupid gay pairings between Ike and Soren in Fire Emblem, which I will spell out as clearly as possible with as much of my ire as possible. I admit that yes, you actually have some decent ground on this one with with Ike showing pretty much no clear romantic interest with any females in the game. But that does not mean that he's gay! It just means that the maker of the storyline did not want Ike romantically paired with anyone! Sure, Ike did hug Soren in that final conversation section before the battle with Ashera, but PLEASE! people! I know you have to be smarter than this! Soren was broken down and needed support, and if I'm not mistaken, it is okay for guys to hug without being a homosexual! I would also like to point out that the only character in Radiant Dawn that MIGHT actually be interested in the same sex would be Heather due to her rather obvious interest with characters like Nephenee and Illyana. I would also like to say... DO YOU IDIOTS EVEN KNOW THE MANNERISMS OF THE STANDARD GAY (Or at least those who are blatantly gay)? The standard gay happens to be very in touch with their feminine side and very emotional, somewhat like a woman in a man's body. Ike on the other hand, does not show much emotion at all in both Path of Radiance and Radiant Dawn, the same goes for Soren, Ike also seems to fall more on the masculine side of the mannerism radar, so as far as most people should be concerned neither of them are gay! They both most likely would rather not pursue any deep romantic relationships due to the fact that they would rather not get attached like that during a war! End of Rant! If you agree that those who refuse to respect a character's sexuality are idiots, copy and paste this, and if you don't... then I'll just assume that you're a sick pervert or a rabid yaoi fangirl! This isn't me: I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him and asked "Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' "OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me! I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose. My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started; I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message, or 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart. When I read this I felt my heart breaking :'( so I knew I had to share it. R.I.P. to That girl you called a slut in class today.She's a virgin.The pregnant girl walking down the street.She got raped.The boy you called lame.He has to work every night to support his family.That girl you pushed down the other day.She's already being abused at home.That girl you called fat. She's starving herself. The old man you made fun of cause ugly scars. He fought for our country. The boy you made fun of for crying. His mother is dying. You think you know them .Guess what? You don't! RE-POST if you are against bullying. I bet 99% of you won't. "I GOTTA JAR OF DIRT!! I GOTTA JAR OF DIRT!!!" If you have/want a jar of dirt then copy and paste this in your profile. 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through say, "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!" 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!" Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things A poem about Child Abuse My name is Lucifer I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren’t ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can’t do a wrong I can’t speak at all Or else im locked up All day long. When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks aren’t home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie’s bar. I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes I’m so afraid now I’m starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work. He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door He’s already locked it And i start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken, "I’m sorry!", I scream But its now much to late His face has been twisted Into a unimaginable shape The hurt and the pain Again and again O please God, have mercy! O please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door While i lay there motionless Brawled on the floor My name is Lucifer I am three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me Now i roam the underworld, to help those in need. I may seem evil, but i'm not. And if you read this and don’t pass it on I pray for your forgiveness Because you would have to be One heartless person To not be effected By this Poem And because you are effected, Do something about it! So all i ask you to do Is pass this on! IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE B.O.H.I.C.A - Bend Over Here It Comes Again F.U.B.A.R - Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition H.U.M.A.S - Head Up My Ass Syndrome S.N.A.F.U - Situation Normal All Fucked Up A.D.O.S.D - Attention Deficit Oh Shiny Disorder F.O.C.U.S - Fuck Off Cause Ur Stupid D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F - Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck F.I.S.H - Fuck It Shit Happens F.U.C.K - Fornicate Under the Command of the King It's not a comic book, it's "Manga" It's not a cartoon, it's "Anime" It's not homosexual, it's "Yaoi" It's not lesbian, it's "Yuri" It's not erotic, it's "Ecchi" It's not pedophile, it's "Lolicon" It's not gay, it's "Shonen-ai" It's not slutty, it's "Fan Service" It's not a costume, it's "Cosplay" It's not a dating show, it's a "Harem" It's not a fetish, it's "Moe" It's not a bipolar girl, it's "Tsundere" It's not a drawing, it's "Doujinshi" It's not schizophrenic girl, it's "Yandere" It's not Chinese, it's "Japanese" It's not Chinese animation, it's "Japanimation" And most Importantly... I'm not a geek, I'm an"Otaku." If you are a Proud Otaku, like me, copy this and post it on your wall. Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose--me or your life Boy: My life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile Love vs. Hate To hate is to bring ruin To hate is to bring wrath To hate is to bring vengeance To hate is to bring pain To Hate is to destory To hate is easy To Love is to bring salvation To Love is to bring peace To Love is to bring forgivness To Love is to bring happiness To Love is to build up To Love is hard Hate can only destory things while Love helps, heals and leads to great things. Learn to let go of hate and hate will lose the war on love and on you. To help spread this and help love copy and paste this on your profile and add your pen name to the end of the list. The First Kitsukage, Hichigo now for semoehtnig itnresitng... i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty If you could read that put it in your profile. If you love the Akatsuki, Copy and Paste this to your profile Copy and paste this to your profile to help them take over the world!! Akatsuki is awesome. ALL of them are smexy. If you agree copy and paste this on to your profile. If you are, crazy and insane, put this in your profile. 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son; People call her a slut, no one knows she was raped at 13. People call another Guy fat; No one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight. People call an old man ugly; No one knew he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. People call a woman bald; they don't know she has cancer. Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 95% wont do it Okay before anyone goes to read my profile I just had to make this after a recent incident with a fellow author who shall go unnamed. This focuses solely on the constant death threats, bashing and flat out insulting authors from those that are called the 'Guests', those with no profile or those that make one just to leave a nasty message before closing their account before the author can reply back. This kind of shit needs to stop NOW the staff on this site needs to get their asses in gear right now because this shit is getting too out of control. If you agree then please post your name and pass this around to hopefully get those ignorant staff's eyes on this problem and give them the proverbial kick in the ass they need to work on it. Kami no Uzumaki, Hichigetsu If you think that it's not fair that the guys in manga and anime are almost always better than the guys in the real world, copy and paste this in your profile! Then add your name. List: Mit-chan007, Ni-Chan, vampgirl8, Silver Eternity, Hichigetsu 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile There is nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and lose when it's weird. If you agree copy this and put it in your profile. (It happens on a pretty regular basis. Don't judge!!) If you've ever spent a long amount of time looking for something that you were holding/wearing, copy this to your profile and add your name: Unique girl - YAYZ, Fast Talking Dolphin, Mit-chan007, Ni-Chan, vampgirl8, Silver Eternity, Hichigetsu Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird/strange and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!(I am strange and DAMN proud!) If you've ever tripped on your own two feet copy and paste this in your profile. If you hate obnoxious ,snobby people PLEASE copy and paste this in your profile. 92 percent of the English teen pouplation would be dead if Abecrombia and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath.Copy and paste this in your profile if you are the 8 percent who would be laughing their asses off at the others. If you've gotten completly zoned out of a converstation that you don't even remember what you were talking about copy and paste this in your profile. If you ever got zoned out for more than five minutes copy and paste this in your profile. If you think child abuse is horrible copy and paste this in your profile. If murders make you laugh manaically(only the fake ones like in horror movies,though) copy and paste this in your profile. If you think that looks don't matter (well most of the time you think that) copy and paste this in your profile. If i dont call you When i walk away from you mad When i stare at your mouth When i push you or hit you When i start cussing at you When im quiet When i ignore you When i pull away When you see me at my worst When you see me start crying When you see me walking When i'm scared When i lay my head on your shoulder When i grab at your hands When i tease you When i dont answer for a long time When i look at you with doubt When i say that i like you When i bump into you When i tell you a secret When i look at you in your eyes When i miss you When you break my heart When i say its over I don't care if you have a boyfriend or girlfriend right now... I dont care if you are a guy or a woman or Michael Jackson...just read this, it will make a difference... When she stares at your mouth Kiss her When she pushes you or hits you like a dumb ass cuz she thinks shes stronger than you Grab her and dont let go When she starts cursing at you tryin to act all tuff Kiss her and tell her you love her When she's quiet Ask her whats wrong When she ignores you Give her your attention When she pulls away Pull her back When you see her at her worst Tell her she's beautiful When you see her start crying Just hold her and dont say a word When you see her walking Sneak up and hug her waist from behind When she's scared Protect her When she steals your favorite hat Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night When she teases you Tease her back and make her laugh When she doesn't answer for a long time reassure her that everything is okay When she looks at you with doubt Back yourself up When she says that she likes you SHE REALLY DOES MORE THAN YOU COULD UNDERSTAND! When she grabs at your hands Hold her's and play with her fingers When she bumps into you; bump into her back and make her laugh When she tells you a secret keep it safe and untold When she looks at you in your eyes dont look away until she does When she says it's over she still wants you to be hers When she reposts this bulletin she wants you to read it - Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything. - When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go - When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her - because 10 yrs later she'll remember you - Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her - Treat her like she's all that matters to you. - Stay up all night with her when she's sick. - Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid. - Give her the world. - Let her wear your clothes. - When she's bored and sad, hang out with her. - Let her know she's important. - Kiss her in the pouring rain. If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will : Call you. Kiss you. Love you. Text you. I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. Thanks. Notice: To all those who think Homophobia is wrong and want to fight for a better future for our gay and lesbian and Bi friends, please repost this into your profile: This is the boy, Matthew Shepard. On October 7, 1998 Aaron McKinney and I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore... I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH,so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13 I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob I'm an ITALIAN GIRL,so I MUST be a fantastic cook and housewife I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs. I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE… So I MUST be a whore myself. I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual. I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.(the problem is I wasn't always an only child.) I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. I’m QUIET if I don’t know you so I MUST be emo or anti-social. I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. I'm a CUTTER,so I MUST be SUICIDAL I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER! I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian. I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see. I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE. I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the time I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around. I CURSE A LOT so I MUST be a bad kid and have problems I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems I'm ITALIAN,so I MUST be a THIEF This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia I don't believe it, but I'm fuckin' supersitious. I hope you didn't read that. You are a Badass Uke! Other uke admire you, some seme fear you. Despite your sometimes flaming appearance, you can even fool other people into thinking you are seme with your mischievous, manipulative attitude, but when push comes to shove, your true submissive nature emerges. It takes a seme with enough intensity to challenge you and keep you satisfied, and your perfect match, the Don't Fuck With Me Seme, knows that all that naughty teasing just means you want the punishment. Most compatible with: Don't Fuck With Me Seme, Chibi Seme 1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" FactsOfLife Being mature is overrated. Being weird is like being normal, only better. I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me. Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright. One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life? As you make your way through this hectic world of ours, set aside a few minutes each day. At the end of the year, you'll have a couple of days saved up. Silence is golden, duct tape is silver When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world wonder how you did it. Life is like a pack of gum . . . I've yet to figure out why. Be insane . . . because well behaved girls never made history. If your name is Mr.Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch? My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil. Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out. To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it? If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile. If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile If you have ever cursed loudly and then realized that a teacher was standing nearby, copy this into your profile. If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile. If you have ever had a point in time where you disappeared from the fan fiction world completely for more than a week, put this in your profile. "I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone. If there are times where you just want to annoy people for the heck of it, copy and paste this on you profile. A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile. If you can go on a sugar buzz without even eating sugar, again, join the club and copy and paste this to your profile. If you are crazy, odd,not-normal, a freak of nature, or anything else that applies, copy and paste this to your profile. If you ran up a down escalator copy this into your profile If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile:D If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile If your are bored out of your mind copy this to your profile. About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them. FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off. Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true. If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you. Translations: Japan - English (not by me!) Jobun = Foreword Ichi = One Haru = Spring Sayonara = Goodbye Moshi moshi? = Hello? ("Moshi moshi?", is something they say everytime they answer the phone) Oh dear Kami-sama = Oh dear Lord / Oh dear God Nakama = It can mean friend, but has a much stronger meaning to it like: Super-duper-bestest-friend-in-the-whole-wide-world-where-nothing-can-ever-ever-ever-EVER-tear-us-apart... Koibito / Amate = Lover Anata = means 'you' but also can mean 'dear' Koi = Love Koishii = Dearest / Sweetheart Ichizoku = Family or Clan, ex. The Uchiha Ichizoku (The Uchiha Clan) Otou-sama, Otou-san, Otou-chan, Tou-sama, Tou-san, Tou-chan, Chichioya (Chichiue),'Oyaji' = Father, dad, 'Old man' Okaa-sama, Okaa-san, Okaa-chan, Kaa-sama, Kaa-san, Kaa-chan, Hahaoya (Hahaue) = Mother, mom Onii-sama, Onii-san, Onii-chan, Nii-sama, Nii-san, Nii-chan, Aniki, Ani, (Name, ex. Naruto)-nii = Older brother, Big brother, (Ani) brother equally, big brother (Naruto) Onee-sama, Onee-san, Onee-chan, Nee-sama, Nee-san, Nee-chan, (Name, ex. Sakura)-nee = Older sister, Big sister, big sister (Sakura) Otouto-sama, Otouto-san, Otouto-kun, Otouto-chan, Otouto, (Name, ex. Sasuke)-otouto = Younger brother, little brother, baby brother, little brother (Sasuke) Imouto-sama, Imouto-san, Imouto-chan, Imouto, (Name, ex. Hanabi)-imouto = Younger sister, little sister, baby sister, little sister (Hanabi) Ojii-sama, Ojii-san, Ojii-chan, Jii-sama, Jii-san, Jii-chan, 'Oyaji' = Grandfather, 'Old man' Obaa-sama, Obaa-san, Obaa-chan, Baa-sama, Baa-san, Baa-chan, Sobo = Grandmother, Granny, 'Old hag' Oji-sama, Oji-san, Oji-chan, Ji-sama, Ji-san, Ji-chan = Uncle Itoko-sama, Itoko-san, Itoko-kun, Itoko-chan = Cousin Ossan = Old man / Mister Onna = Woman Gaki = Brat -sama = For higher status, ex. Hokage, Clan Head, ex. Tsunade-sama, Hiashi-sama -san = For people you respect, ex. Kakashi-san, or with surname only: Hatake-san -kun = For a boy / man you are familiar with, ex. Sasuke-kun -chan = For a girl woman you are familiar with, also refered to cute, ex. Sakura-chan -sensei = For a teacher, doctor, ex. Iruka-sensei, Tsunade-sensei -taichou = For a captain, ex. Hatake-taichou (Captain Hatake) -shishou = For boss or a teacher in a job, ex. Tsunade-shishou (By Sakura) -senpai = For a senior in school or in a job, ex. Neji-senpai -kouhai (Sp?) = For a junior in school or in a job, ex. Naruto-kouhai (Bold is me) AQUARIUS - The Slut (1/20 - 2/18) Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to Have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost. PISCES - The Addict (2/19 - 3/20) EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationship. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. LEO - The Cool One (7/23 - 8/22) Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, Fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you'll ever meet! Very beautiful. Amazing. however not the kind of person you wanna mess with... u might end up crying... CANCER - The Smart One. (6/22 - 7/22) Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being In long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. ARIES- The Irresistible One (3/21 - 4/19) Nice Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. SAGITTARIUS-The One that Waits (11/22 - 12/21) Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always Wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Beautiful. Goofy. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. TAURUS- The Aggressive One (4/20 - 5/20) MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great at telling Stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to. LIBRA - The Partner for Life (9/23 - 10/22) Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. CAPRICORN - The Cute One (12/22 - 1/19) Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. EXTREMELY SEXY. Predict future. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Has lots of friends. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Also not a fighter, but if they have to, they will also knock the lights out of you if it comes down to it..Cool. Loves to own Geminis' in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. SCORPIO - The Gorgeous One (10/23 - 11/21) Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Best kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. Amazing in bed. A caring person. One of a kind.Gorgeous Smile.Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! VIRGO- The Promiscuous One (8/23 - 9/22) Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in the you know where..!! Not the kind of person you wanna mess with- you might end up crying. GEMINI - The Liar (5/21 - 6/21) Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, Addictive. Loud. You say English, we say Japanese You say cars, we say Nyan Cat You say Justin Bieber, we say Vocaloid You say swords, we say Bleach You say reality, we say anime You say comics, we say manga You say countries, we say Hetalia You say hello, we say konichiwa You learn Japanese from classes, we learn from shows You cry if a character dies, we have a rainbow of emotions You only feel what your favorite person feels, we feel what everyone else is feeling You crush on pop stars, we crush on anime characters You think we're crazy, but we think you're just normal You say souls, we say Soul Eater You Say Ocean, We Say ONE PIECE You Say Guild, We say FAIRY TAIL You Say Ninja,We Say Naruto You say Family, We say Vongola You say notebook,We say DeathNote You say Gay, We say Yaoi You say rabbits, we say Flying Mint Bunny You think we're fangirls/fanboys, but we're all Otakus Re-Post this if your an Otaku and proud! You say BABY PINK You say RAP Copy and paste if you are proud to go against the grain. 16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART (Ironically, I work at Wal-Mart. lol) 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!" Repost this if you laughed... If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile. If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy this in your profile. If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile. If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile. If you think tat those god-for-saken kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix then copy this onto your profile. 98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels. If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are an absolute anime freak then copy and paste this onto your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both... copy and paste this on your profile. If you believe that IchiRuki shall prevail, paste this in your profile. IF YOU LOVE ICHIRUKI, PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE! IchiRukia ALL THE WAY!! If you believe that the world will end when Kenpachi gets a shikai, copy and paste this on your profile. If you think that Bleach Vampire fics r awesome, copy and paste this onto ur profile. If u think I'M mad, copy and paste this onto ur profile. If you consider your favorite manga/anime character your husband, wife, brother, or sister, copy and paste this to your profile. If you think Gin is good at heart, copy and paste this to your profile. If you wish you were a Clan cat with a cool name, copy and paste this to your Profile. If you think that Aizen is a sexy, evil bast-ard, copy and paste this 2 ur profile! If you're obsessed with Fullmetal Alchemist, Ouran High School Host Club, Death Note, BLEACH, and/or Blood, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. IF YOU HAVE BEEN ON YOUTUBE FOR MORE THAN 5 HOURS PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE If anyone has ever called you crazy, paste this to your profile If you have ever tried to perform alchemy by drawing a transmutation circle or by clapping your hands paste this into your profile. (Guilty as charged, and proud of it! ) If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile. eliforp ruoy otni siht etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI The must knows in the hentai/yaoi/yuri world: 1. Yaoi is guy on guy. 2. Yuri is girl on girl. 3. Hentai is your normal pairing. 4. Seme is 'top' and Uke is 'bottom'. 5. Just because you read it doesn't mean your gay/lesbian. (No offense!!!) 6. Doujinshi is done by professional artists, and they can be yaoi, yuri, or hentai! 7. They are almost impossible to find to read for free! 8. If you already know this crap, why the hell are you reading it? 9. Seriously, get over it! 10. Here's an idea; Copy and paste this to your profile so that someone else can read it!!! For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?" If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile If you're random, and proud of it, post this onto your profile. You know you're obsessed with anime when... 1. You own a shiny, metal object of doom. ( Trying to get ahold of one at the moment ) 2. You and your friends have anime nicknames. ( Where do I start... ) 3. You know your favorite character’s birthday; favorite color food and animal, blood type, and you cant even remember your sibling’s birthday. ( I will now try to remember all of those now! ) 4. You are in multiple anime fan clubs (or own some!). ( I am in an Anime Club at school, but other than that, I'm not ;;...I want to be though ) 5. You almost die if you miss an episode of your favorite anime, or can't buy the newest manga. ( I will cry if I am forever banned from anime! ) 6. Your friend shows you their manga collection and you drool all over there carpet. ( More than likely, I'd drool over them ) 7. You have dressed up as you favorite character on Halloween, or just for fun! ( All I needed was the mask!!! ) 8. You have a picture of your favorite character in your wallet or purse. ( I don't have a wallet or purse...but I do have some pics on my desktop...*Hides them* ) 9. You prefer guys with long silver hair and swords. ( If I was into guys, most likely :3 ) 10. You write a story about your favorite character for English class. ( I will now do that ) 11. You have pictures of anime all over you walls. ( When I can...*Looks at anime poster, then scissors* ) 12. You have a dream in Japanese and you don’t even understand it. ( Most likely has happened...not sure, I can never remember my memories ) 13. You want to learn Japanese for no apparent reason, even though you have never been to Japan and probably never will. ( Meh, guilty as charged...but I will try my best to go to Japan! ) 14. Your knowledge of Japanese only extends to "hello" and "I will kill you". ( I know some... ) 15. You begin to learn Japanese through watching subs. ( I will definitely try that now xD ) 16. You use Japanese when in a conversation with any random person, and don’t realize you did until you see them looking at you funny. ( If I knew Japanese, that would definitely happen ) 17. You can't speak Japanese, can't understand Japanese yet you can sing along to the theme song of every anime movie you own. ( I try my best :3 ) 18. You accidentally call a very unintelligent person Kuwabara by mistake. ( Nope, and I probably won't...great, I just jinxed myself ) 19. You wear a pink jewel around your neck and call it the shikon jewel. ( I would definitely get the pink jewel around my neck and call it that if I knew what you were talking about ) 20. You waist countless amounts of hair gel trying to that "Goku" look. ( Not yet...not yet...) 21. (If you speak English) when English becomes your second language. ( Sadly, I was born in the world of English speakers... ) 22. You name (or plan to name) your children after anime characters. ( Actually...never thought of that...now I am! ) 23. You buy shuriken or kunai. ( I really, really want to, just to be even more of my Anime person :3 ) 24. You speak in subtitles. ( If I could, I would ) 25. You prefer anime over real life. ( I am proud to admit that I'd prefer anime over this continual torment... ) 26. You begin to think that blue or pink is a natural hair color. ( IT COULD BE! THERE IS SOMEONE OUT THERE!!! ) 27. You continually buy and eat ramen, even if you don’t like it that much. ( If I had a job, and my own home, I would do that ) 28. You suddenly decide to study a random martial art. ( Does knitting count? No? Ah well ) 29. You cosplay daily. ( All I need is the mask, and all will be complete...) 30. You end up having 'really good' dreams with your fave anime characters 31: (at request of a friend) You have sucessfully pulled your grandparents into anime and they share a birthday with their fave character. Make A Sentence: 1(Jan) - I shot Pick the day (number) you were born on... 01 - a rock star Pick the color of shirt you are wearing... White - because im sexy like that If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. If you haven't already copied and pasted this to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Novemberscorpion110388, Pinksakurablossom, Angelgirl18647, Winter Gallowsraven, Echizen Ryoma-san, Zaara the black, Dragoon321, Ranpuryu,Inazuma Kanji, The Fifth Rider of Armageddon,naruinofan,infernal hakujo, Hichigetsu, 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. 92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Finch told them it was uncool to breathe. If you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off at them, copy this and paste it to your profile. If you think Masashi Kishimoto is ruining Naruto and agree, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. 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