Howdy Ho,

I’m CornCrackers&Slash; (aka. Terrance&philliparesweeet on southparkstudios.com BBS.) My real name is Caitlin, but everyone just calls me Cat. I’m a 15 year old school girlwith an extremely corrupt mind from Australia.

I absolutely worship the band "Placebo." Brian Molko is my Jesus. Pure and simple.

I’ve been writing fanfiction for about 2 years and slash fiction for 1 year. I’ve put off posting any of my fics on the net for merely 2 reasons; 1. I barely have any time to type, edit, snip, snap and fuck around with them because of my vast commitment to school and 2. I’ve never seen my fics as internet material. To be brutally honest, I feel quite intimidated (not to mention envious) by the more outstanding authors on this site. But, I won't get into that.

Nonetheless, I still put plenty of effort in my fanfics, and even if I’m not the most excellent fanfiction writer in the world, I still try my hardest to make an impression.

Fiction Process:

Real Boys, Kiss Boys:South Park. Cartman/ Kyle; Slash, Drama, Angst. Incomplete. Still in process of writing. CHAPTER ONE UP.

Without You, I'm Nothing At All: Placebo. Brian/Stefan;Slash, Drama, Angst. Incomplete. Still in process of writing. CHAPTER THREE COMPLETE. Willsubmit within 2 weeks.

Sleeping Beauty: Placebo. Brian/Stefan; Pure Slash, PWP. Incomplete. Still in process of writing. Will submit within a month.

Clubhouses 2: South Park. Kyle/ Stan; Slash, hints of Comedy. Complete. Still in process of typing/ editing. Will submit... sometime.

April: "Too much of a good thing is simply wonderful," - Stefan Olsdal, Placebo.

March: "If I was a girl, I'd swing both ways anyway," - Brian Molko, Placebo.

Febuary: "A liar should have a good memory," - Quintilian, De Institutione Oratoria.

Favourite Things: Placebo, Fanfiction (slash, drama, angst), writing, South Park, music (rock, alt, oldies, indie), Internet, reading, making online friends from different countries, Placebo DVDmarathons, South Park marathons,www.sucker-love.com,posting on southparkstudios.com BBS,being stupid & retarded with friends and Italian food.

Favourite Bands (in order): Placebo, Bjork, Franz Ferdinand, Coldplay, The Beatles, Scissor Sisters, My Chemical Romance.

Favourite Movies (in order): South Park: Bigger Longer Uncut, Sixteen Candles, BASEketball, Grease, Cannibal: The Musical, IT, Saw, The Prince of Egypt and Carebears movie.

Personal:

Brief description of personality: Extremely temperamental, excessively sarcastic, rebellious, creative, emotional, perceptive, awfully competitive, honest, good listener and still a child at heart.