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Hello everybody! Just thought I'd throw up so quick facts about me. My name is Colleen. I like tomatoes, my favorite color is blue, favorite animal is chinchilla, favorite movie is Finding Neverland, I also love to watch tons of anime! Uh...I don't know what else to put lol. OH YAH! I laugh almost non-stop. I laughed for a half hour once for no real reason. Yes I know I'm weird. XD

Steriotypes that MUST define me

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

Be random, its really awesome!
So I'm a tiny bit crazy! DEAL WITH IT!
I shall close this section with a little advice: Live your life crazy, and love every single second of it.
Quotes and Things
~ "Fear of a name only increases fear of the thing itself."
~ "You can close your eyes to the things you don't want to see, but you can't close your heart to the things you don't want to feel."
~ "Love knows not age."
~ "Our lives are not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
~ "To the well organized mind, death is nothing but the next great adventure."
~ "To deal with words doesn't make you brave. It's with silence that cowards are beaten."
~ "You are the author of your own life story."
~ "It takes a boy to fight, but it takes a man to walk away from a fight."
~"It is better to haved loved and lost, than to never have loved at all."
~ "Oh, what a tangled web we weave, when first we learn how to deceive."
~ "Life isn't fair. It's just fairer than death, that's all."
~ "It takes nobility to give up love for virtues; it also takes stupidity."
~ "Love alone is capable of uniting living beings in such a way as to complete and fulfil them, for it alone takes them and joins them by what is deepest in themselves."
~ "Love is like war; easy to begin. Hard to end. And impossible to forget."
~ "Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength; while loving deeply gives you courage."
~ "Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes."
~ "Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday."
~ "If life can pass you by, there's no reason you can't catch up."
~ "A good friend will come bail you out of jail. A best friend will be sitting next to you, saying, "Darn. We messed up."
~ "A best friend is a sister destiny forgot to give you."
~ "For Dumbledore. Not killing him was a sign of strength, not weakness." - Draco Malfoy, in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows by bulmablue-eyes

~ "It is not that war creates monsters, it is that war brings out the monsters that are already hidden inside."
~ "Everybody makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when no one is looking."
~ "When I say LOL I'm not laughing out loud. I just have nothing better to say."
~ "Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something."
~ "Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself."
~ "It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose."
~ "Perfect the art of looking innocent... then you can get away with anything."
~ When you're right no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one ever forgets.
~ Learn the rules so you can break them properly.
~ I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
~ A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"
~ "Friends will always be like "Well, you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "You will die in seven days"
~"There comes a time in every person's life where they want to do nothing more than to throw their hands up in the air, screw honesty, and yell, 'Pirate!'

Magical Memories reviews
Quaxo can't remember anything except his name. But in the search for his memories, he discovers something else. Love. Yes I know, cheesey : T to be safe. R&R!
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,749 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo, Jemima - Complete