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Hello everybody! Just thought I'd throw up so quick facts about me. My name is Colleen. I like tomatoes, my favorite color is blue, favorite animal is chinchilla, favorite movie is Finding Neverland, I also love to watch tons of anime! Uh...I don't know what else to put lol. OH YAH! I laugh almost non-stop. I laughed for a half hour once for no real reason. Yes I know I'm weird. XD
Steriotypes that MUST define me
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?
Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now
Be random, its really awesome!
So I'm a tiny bit crazy! DEAL WITH IT!
I shall close this section with a little advice: Live your life crazy, and love every single second of it.
Quotes and Things
~ "Fear of a name only increases fear of the thing itself."
~ "You can close your eyes to the things you don't want to see, but you can't close your heart to the things you don't want to feel."
~ "Love knows not age."
~ "Our lives are not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
~ "To the well organized mind, death is nothing but the next great adventure."
~ "To deal with words doesn't make you brave. It's with silence that cowards are beaten."
~ "You are the author of your own life story."
~ "It takes a boy to fight, but it takes a man to walk away from a fight."
~"It is better to haved loved and lost, than to never have loved at all."
~ "Oh, what a tangled web we weave, when first we learn how to deceive."
~ "Life isn't fair. It's just fairer than death, that's all."
~ "It takes nobility to give up love for virtues; it also takes stupidity."
~ "Love alone is capable of uniting living beings in such a way as to complete and fulfil them, for it alone takes them and joins them by what is deepest in themselves."
~ "Love is like war; easy to begin. Hard to end. And impossible to forget."
~ "Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength; while loving deeply gives you courage."
~ "Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes."
~ "Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday."
~ "If life can pass you by, there's no reason you can't catch up."
~ "A good friend will come bail you out of jail. A best friend will be sitting next to you, saying, "Darn. We messed up."
~ "A best friend is a sister destiny forgot to give you."
~ "For Dumbledore. Not killing him was a sign of strength, not weakness." - Draco Malfoy, in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows by bulmablue-eyes
~ "It is not that war creates monsters, it is that war brings out the monsters that are already hidden inside."
~ "Everybody makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when no one is looking."
~ "When I say LOL I'm not laughing out loud. I just have nothing better to say."
~ "Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something."
~ "Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself."
~ "It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose."
~ "Perfect the art of looking innocent... then you can get away with anything."
~ When you're right no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one ever forgets.
~ Learn the rules so you can break them properly.
~ I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
~ A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"
~ "Friends will always be like "Well, you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "You will die in seven days"
~"There comes a time in every person's life where they want to do nothing more than to throw their hands up in the air, screw honesty, and yell, 'Pirate!'