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Hey!

My name is Roxana, I'm 16 years old, I'm from Guayaquil-Ecuador and I'm glad you are reading this! lol

Erm... this are some things about me: Music is my life, My Ipod is part of my soul, I love chocolate, I'm learning to play bass and drums, I hate Math, Physics, Chemistry and Biology with passion, I go to a Catholic girl's school and we are exactly like girls in other schools (we go to parties, we are loud and hyperactive, we have fun... etc.) I'm proud of being Latina and well... that´s the basic things you should know about me!

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. (they did in the 80's)

If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile. XD!!

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail… again.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Won´t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd’s ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

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CELEB QUOTES

Don't play stupid with me...I'm better at it.

The most dangerous enemy is that which no one fears. –Angels & Demons

“A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.” –Herm Albright

Keep smiling. It makes people wonder what you're up to.

Smile –it confuses people.

If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with bullshit!

If you can’t convince them, confuse them.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then, sit back and watch the whole world wonder how the hell you DID that.

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. –Oscar Wilde

Forgive your enemies but never, NEVER forget their names.

Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.

Good girls always fall for the bad boys –even if they don't admit it.

"There’s just nothing bad to say about me, I’m like the sun." "Yes tom, you’re like the sun, you shine on me every day" Tom And Bill Kaulitz.

If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

"Not all who wander are lost." –J.R. Tolkien

I don’t know what the key to success is, but the key to failure is trying to please everyone.

A winner listens; a loser just waits until it is their turn to talk.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

Executing a plan takes one part patience, one part strategy, and two parts dumb luck. –Unknown

When someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and whack them on the head.

Keep your friends close; keep your enemies tied up with fishing wire in your basement.

Just because you’re paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

The difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care.

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something –Unknown

Three things can not be hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. –Buddha

Stupidity isn't punishable by death. If it was there would be a hell of a population drop. –Anita Blake

I'd explain it to you, but your brains would explode.

Don't ever be the first, don't ever be the last and don't ever volunteer to do anything. –War Laws

The problem with reality is a lack of background music.

"If you think things can't get worse, it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination."

"I am the author of my life. Unfortunately, I am writing in pen, and I can't erase my mistakes".-Bill Kaulitz

"Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way; wisdom is looking both directions anyway"

"I thought I was like stupid... Then I met Danny!". -Dougie Poynter

"God must love stupid people, he made so many."

"Everyone is ignorant, only on different subjects"

"Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poke me in the ribs and cackle, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals."

"I once fell in love with a crab on the beach... It was called Crab". -Dougie Poynter

"Who cannot understand your silence, cannot understand your words."

"It's better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you're stupid than to open it and remove all doubt."

The mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work unless it’s open.

"Actually I was a chicken in my previous life". -Dougie Poynter

"Dear children, don't eat anything healthy at home, just keep eating those hamburgers" Bill Kaulitz

10 reasons why I love Dougie Poynter:

1. His smile

2. His eyes

3. His accent

4. His sense of humor

5. His laugh

6. His love for lizards

7. His hair

8. His music

9. His voice

10. EVERYTHING