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 Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter. Hola! Welcome to my profile. I'm probably not going to tell you my real name . I love reading and writing, I also play piano, tennis and run cross-country and track . I am OBSESSED with the Harry Potter series and I can continuously read them over and over again, nonstop. 12/13/11: I am back on Fanfiction!!! :) My Favorite Books: 1) Harry Potter series 2) The Clique series 3) Gossip Girl series 4) Pretty Little Liars series 5) Romeo and Juliet by William Shakespeare 6) Nineteen Minutes by Jodi Picoult 7) Macbeth by William Shakespeare 8) The Woman That Could Not Forget Best Fanfiction Stories that I have read (no particular order) 1. Boyfriend by Molly Raesley 2. The Stars Were Rearranged by LittleRedLily 3. The Lost Twin by Kairigokujr 4. Fifth Year Kix Grass by Kairigokujr 5. End of an Era by Kairgokujr 6. One of Them by ScarlettSunshine | |||||||
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The Professors' Point of View by alittleinsane963 reviews
Admit it, you've always been curious about what the professors were thinking while Harry, Ron, and Hermione got themselves into all kinds of shenanigans.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 109 - Words: 258,371 - Reviews: 3750 - Favs: 1,560 - Follows: 1,538 - Updated: 3/22/2018 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Severus S., Minerva M.
Hey Diddle Diddle by macawtopia reviews
Lily & James are in their final year and they still can't stand each other; he is still hurting from when she rejected him but is too arrogant to show it and she is too proud to admit that she might have been wrong about him…
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 43,517 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 4/4/2015 - Published: 4/13/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Rain Will Make the Flowers Grow by I.am.an.illusion reviews
Astoria Greengrass has always been the Greengrass daughter who was overlooked by her parents, her sister, and her long time love-Draco Malfoy. As she graduates Hogwarts, she is determined to become something besides the "other" Greengrass daughter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,049 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 11/6/2014 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Astoria G., Draco M.
How To Nab A James by unopeneddoors reviews
Something's different about James Potter and it's almost definitely to do with the fact that Lily's dating his biggest competition; Amos Diggory. But now Lily's out of the picture and the other girls are up for the chase; will Lily get jealous?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,872 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 7/2/2014 - Published: 5/7/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Wisdom of James Potter by LittleRedLily reviews
Random series of one-shots about James Potter, the amusing things he gets up to and how he helps/hinders his friends. Includes his guide to girls, an Animagus quiz and how to lose a girl in ten days.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,790 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P.
Blonde Jokes by LunaPadma reviews
Every day, Astoria Greengrass comes up to him and tells him another stupid joke. Every day, he doesn't get it. And yet, every day she comes back with a new one.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 4,936 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Draco M., Astoria G.
Little Stars by bellastrange51 reviews
Her first word was CRUCIO. The story of the daughter of Bellatrix and Rodolphus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 42 - Words: 46,505 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Bellatrix L., Rodolphus L. - Complete
Wooden Words by Aicalas reviews
Katie Bell: babbler, self-admitted slob and mindlessly in love with one Oliver Wood, tidy, a little controlling, and utterly impossible to understand. Somedays life is wonderful, sometimes it's not, but it'll definitely always be a crazy ride.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,660 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Katie B., Oliver W.
Forever Enemies by bellastrange51 reviews
Bellatrix knew that she did not like Sirius from the moment she laid eyes on him. Which events, beginning with childhood, caused her dislike to turn into murderous hate? ...Written by both bellastrange51 & BlinkYourEyes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,021 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Sirius B., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Hey Diddle Diddle II by macawtopia reviews
With Lily & James finally dating you'd think the Marauder's lives would be perfect, but they're still having issues, like a neglected Sirius, Moony dealing with his first ever girlfriend, and the plotting young death eaters…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 44,123 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 2/27/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Stars Were Rearranged by LittleRedLily reviews
Pranks. Flying Flobberworms. A little love. A killer vampire. Lily. Marauders. Quidditch. Hogsmeade. Curfew-breaking wanderings. Full moon. As uncliché-ish and canon as I can possibly get it. And it has a plot. Sort of. First fanfic; enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 160,451 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 4/3/2010 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] - Complete
End of an Era: Hannah Potter by KairiGokuJr reviews
Sequel to Love Lies and Magic Wands. Hannah & Harry are looking for the horcruxes, meanwhile, the others are losing their sanity, and without Harry and Hannah, Ginny and Draco are falling to pieces.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 105,396 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 1/8/2011 - OC, Draco M. - Complete
One of Them by ScarlettSunshine reviews
It's a challenge. One week. Lily's hanging out with the Marauders. But trying to keep up with four seventeen year old boys isn't that easy. "If I win you don't ask me out. At all. Never again." "And if I win, you're my girlfriend." This'll be interesting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 90,098 - Reviews: 1223 - Favs: 1,169 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Consequences of Gossip by kiwipineapple43 reviews
With a new exchange programme underway Hogwarts is in for a very interesting ride. Mixing with our favourite Upper East siders was never going to be easy, especially with the school's Gossip Girl watching their every move.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 54,385 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Draco M., Harry P., Blair, Serena
End of an Era by SironaFlett .o.x.o reviews
A thank you to all those in Harry Potter and then some. Short one-shot. Please read if you are a HP fan and will miss it when it ends.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Complete
Overshadowed by Sam Storsky reviews
Astoria Greengrass, always covered by the shadow of better people than her, meets someone who changes her entire view on life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Astoria G., Draco M. - Complete
To Marry One is to Marry All by Sam Storsky reviews
Lily's barely married to James for a week, when she realizes, he's part of a package!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Beginning of Forever by Slightly Sassy reviews
My take on how James porposed to Lily. My first fanfic so please be kind. No flames but construactive critisim is appretiated.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Different View On Love by merlinhelz reviews
After a potions accident, James and Lily switch bodies. However, they need to keep it a secret:- Brewing the potion wasn't exactly in the school rules. Watch how they cope living inside each others skin.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,488 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 7/29/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Christmas in Corsets by unopeneddoors reviews
There were two things James hated about Christmas. The first was being away from Lily Evans,and the other was his parents' stupid annual victorian costume party, but this year it was going to be very different and it all starts with a surprise guest...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 48,808 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 9/26/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Extremely Eventful Life of James Sirius Potter by GossipGirlHere reviews
So, James Potter is starting Hogwarts, and his whole life really begins. Follow James through his many girlfriends, best friends, and everything in between. Compliant with "When Fate's on Vacation" and "One More Year".
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 86,587 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 12/2/2009 - James S. P. - Complete
Dancing with the Flower Girl by angie2024la reviews
"Mummy! He's so nice – I'm gonna marry him someday!"
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Boyfriend by Molly Raesly reviews
Potter was going to say that he wasn't my boyfriend. I couldn't let him do that. For the love of Merlin, I could not let him do that. I had to stop him. He couldn't tell her the truth. So I did the only conceivable thing I could think of. I kissed him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 136,472 - Reviews: 2642 - Favs: 5,928 - Follows: 1,442 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Alright by RosettaWild reviews
James finally gets Lily to agree to go out with him - in a most unusual way. Fluffy. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/15/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Black and White by angie2024la reviews
"Taking a breath she did what she had to. What she needed to do. What was right." DH moment. What was going through Narcissa's head when she betrayed the Dark Lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Narcissa M., Draco M. - Complete
I'm Sticking With You by ScarlettSunshine reviews
A charm gone wrong has Lily and James stuck together. Literally. James is ecstatic to find out he gets to stay within less than a foot with Lily at all times. Lily is completely livid. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,096 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 8/19/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Dance With Me? by darkswanqueenredybeautysw reviews
Lucius see's Narcissa dancing with someone else at the Yule Ball. He gets jealous. One-Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Narcissa M., Lucius M. - Complete
Fifth Year Kix Grass: Hannah Potter by KairiGokuJr reviews
Hannah's 5th year brings, the Order of the Phoenix, an evil DADA professor and disturbing memory lapses. Thankfully she has her brother, her two best friends, and her loving but very Slytherin boy friend, Draco. Sequel to "The Lost Twin"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 66 - Words: 140,062 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - OC, Draco M. - Complete
Spin by Molly Raesly reviews
As the bottle started to slow down, Lily silently willed it to land on anyone except for her. Its speed was decreasing by the second, and Lily saw it heading in her direction. She was about to offer her first born child up to Merlin when it stopped.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,688 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 78 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Roughing it by unopeneddoors reviews
It's Hogwarts' end of year camping trip for the seventh years which is all fine until Lily and James are partnered up for the girl/boy treasure trail and end up getting lost. Mush and heat! James/Lily Remus/OC Please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,201 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 4/18/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Lost Twin: Hannah Potter by KairiGokuJr reviews
When the school year begins Hannah Potter, finds her brother thrust into the TriWizard tournament facing great danger, and being perused by Voldemort, again. But how can she concentrate on that when she's falling for that son of a git Draco Malfoy?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 53,352 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 7/16/2009 - OC, Draco M. - Complete
How to Drive Snape Insane in One Class Period by LunaPadma reviews
DO NOT ATTEMPT! IF you do, we are not responsible. It's just funny! Now torturing more teachers!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Severus S.
The Map Never Lies by xx Bewitching x3 reviews
LilyJames. Oneshot. There's a glitch in the Marauder's Map: it now shows conversation! Sirius takes full advantage of it when the boys find James talking to himself. Rated M for language. Read&Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,007 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/27/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Educating Sirius by unopeneddoors reviews
Sirius Black had never met Rae Johnson until that fateful day in November. One things for sure,he never expected to find himself falling in love with a shy, quiet and extremely smart girl. Now Slughorn wants her to tutor him, what will happen? PLZ REVIEW!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,496 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Sweet by Molly Raesly reviews
James is entering his seventh year at Hogwarts. He has it all-three best friends, amazing Quidditch abilities, top grades, and good looks. Naturally, all girls love him, well, almost. A story of jokes, inappropriate comments, and stupid boys who are sweet
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 79,097 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 7/11/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Refusals by APRoberts reviews
How many different ways can one girl say no? A record of some of Lily's finest refusals. 28 and counting. Rated for one small little swear word.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,394 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
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A Tale of Two Slytherins reviews
Draco Malfoy never expected to be best friends with a half-blood, and most definitely did not expect to fall in love with her. This is their tale. Rated T to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,251 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/15/2011 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Draco M., OC
The Moment Lily Knew reviews
We all know that Lily Evans hated James Potter. So when did she realize she loved him? One-shot. Please R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete