Jack be nimble, Jack be quick.
Jack jumped over the candlestick.
Jack wasn't nimble, Jack wasn't quick.
Jack's in the hospital with a burned up dick.

Hi, my name's Blue-Apples. No, I'm not actually a real blue apple. Do those even exist?
Anyway, I am a human being. I like chocolate and Draco Malfoy in tight jeans.
I am a girl, just so you know. And I live my life on the edge... of the internet.
Tumblr is love, Tumblr is life.
Facebook is stupid yet I am addicted. AND high school is boring.
I am older than 16 but younger than 21.
But thankfully I live in this amazing place Down Under where the drinking age is 18!!!
Sucks to be you, Americans!!
I write fanfiction occasionally and I read fanfics 24/7!! I need help.
Thank you for reading this useless info about me which you don't give a SH!T about.

Stay fresh, bitchez!

- BlueApples ;-)