Verified Percy Jackson stalker...XD

Name: Anthonia

Age: 17

Favorite books: Harry Potter, Percy Jackson/Heroes of Olympus, The Mortal Instruments, Maximum ride, Fablehaven, Diary of a Wimpy Kid, The Infernal Devices:D

INSANITY TEST

X You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'

X You have ran into a glass/screen door.

You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

X You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.

You have run into a tree/bush.

You have been called a blond.

TOTAL: 3/6

XYou know that it IS possible to lick your elbow. (You obviously can)

X You just tried to lick your elbow. (0.o)

X You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody. You just sang them to make sure.

X You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.

X You have choked on your own spit. (multiple times)

TOTAL: 5/5

You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.

You type with three fingers or less.

You have accidentally caught something on fire.

You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.

X You have caught yourself drooling (Eh every other day XD)

TOTAL: 1/5

XYou have fallen asleep in class. O.O Honors Biology and AP history is my nap paradise...

X Sometimes you just stop thinking. YOU HAVE NO IDEA

X Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.

Xeople often shake their heads and walk away from you

XYou are often told to use your 'inside voice.'

TOTAL: 5/5

XYou use your fingers to do simple math.

You have eaten a bug accidentally...

X You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.

X You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.

X You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

TOTAL: 4/5

You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.

X You break a lot of things.

X You tilt your head when you're confused.

X You have fallen out of your chair before.

When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.

X The word "um" is used often.

X You don't know what "um" means

X You say "what" and "huh" a lot.

X You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

TOTAL: 7/9

GRAND TOTAL: 25

Now divide it by thirty eight and times by 100

Gets out phone calculator*

Aww my phone stopped working and my calculator is broken.

Ten ways that Harry Potter is like a stereotypical teenage girl:

They both had nose jobs.
They both over-obsess about a certain guy.
They both loosed weight over their teenage years purposely.
They both hate everybody.
They both have thier "posse."
They both had a facial implant.
They both hate their parents and wish they were born somebody else. Talk about personal self issues.
They both have issues with their body.
They both wear makeup. (Voldemort likes the goth, angered soul type. It suits him better.)
They both can't trust anyone, but themselves.
And that's it:)
Role Play:
Voldemort: "What?! What is this filthy mudblood saying about me?"
Deatheater: "Well Lord it seems that she is calling you an average girl filth."
Voldemort:" What is this plain mockery. I shall have her head and place it on my trophy of people's lives that I have purposely destroyed for my own amusement!"
Deatheater: Lo-rd? *Asks timidly*
Voldemort growls: "Yesss?"
Deatheater: "It seems that she is mocking you currently using this stupid muggle device called the internet."
*Voldemort screeches:" We shall apparate to this filth's house right now, and kill her, with her mud-blood family. We will also wipe away this so called internet, and on the way back to London we shall stop for a butter-beer."
*Death eater nods willingly.*
I watch this whole scene with amusement and post it on the web with my ten reasons before they can get to me.

We defended the STONE We found the CHAMBER We freed the PRISONER We were chosen by the GOBLET We fought with the ORDER We learnt from the PRINCE We mastered the HALLOWS We are the Harry Potter generation (v) .HARRY POTTER The girl you just called mudblood? she spends hours practicing spells hoping people will like her The boy you just stupefied? his parents use thecruciatus curse on him regularly That kid you just pushed? he is trying to use the killing curse on himself That guy you just made fun of for crying? his mother was killed by a death eater. you never know what its like until you fly a mile on their broom.

nιall; ι deѕerve тo вe ιn one dιrecтιon.

lιaм; ι'м noт вorιng.

loυιѕ; ι'м noт gay.

zayn;don'т jυdge мe вy мy relιgιon.

нarry; ι'м noт a мan wнore.

ѕтop тнe нaтe.

We found the Thief We discovered the Fleece We held up the Sky We survived the Maze We defeated the Titans We are heroes We are Demigods Forever a Team Forever a FAMILY We are the Percy Jackson Generation (v) . PERCY JACKSON

The Percy Jackson Pledge

I promise to remember Percy

Whenever I'm at sea.

I promise to remember Annabeth

When a spider comes at me.

I promise to protect nature

For Grover's sake of course.

I promise to remember Luke

When my heart fills with remorse.

I promise to remember Chiron

When a sign says, ''Free pony ride.''

I promise to remember Tyson

When a friend stays by my side.

I promise to remember Thalia

When someone is scared of heights.

I promise to remember Clarisse

When someone gives me fright.

I promise to remember Bianca

When I see someone scold their younger brother.

I promise to remember Nico

When i see someone who doesn't get along with others.

I promise to remember Zoe

Whenever I watch the stars.

I promise to remember Rachel

When a limo passes by my car.

You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…

You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor.

Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.

When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.

You burn food to see if it smells good.

You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”

You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.

You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo.

Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case…

Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family.

You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…

You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.

You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air.

You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy.

You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you

You know Muse is the best singers. Get it, the Nine Muses??

Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere.

When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos.

You get a Greek mythology calendar for Christmas

You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies.

You sometimes try to control water.

You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.

You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.

You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.

That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.

Everytime you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor.

You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man.

You find yourself praying to Poseidon for rain.

Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!"

You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test.

And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth

You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.

You curse a god/goddess a lot.

You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room.

You know PJO better then most sane people. (Yupers)

At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future

You wish you could find a rainbow and a golden drachma to see if Iris messages work

You give friends and youself a godly parent,

You are trying to learn Greek

You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.

You think of Percy every time you see a dark haried green-eyed boy

You have an instant crush on Nico! (yes!)

You just have to research more about greek mythology (Did that. Know everything now. )

You want to learn Latin.

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
PJO FANS:will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
PJO FANS:won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid
PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile
PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profil

Copy and paste this acronym if you love Percy Jackson: Perseus Jackson. Savior of Olympus. Main character of the epicest book ever. Electricity. That's what will shock you if you mess with Thalia Grace. Or Zeus. Or Jason. Riptide. Percy's lethal ballpoint pen. Clarisse. That's who will go after you if you beat her in a battle/irritate her. Yellow duffle bags. Helped Percy, Tyson, and Annabeth, and were given to them by Hermes.

Jason Grace. Thalia's "lost" "little" brother Annabeth Chase. One of Percy's best friends and the official architect of Olympus. Chiron. The trainer of heroes. Kaleidoscope. What Piper's eyes look like to Jason. Son of Neptune. The book we CAN'T WAIT FOR. Olympus. Home of the gods, saved by the demigods. Nemesis. Ethan's mother. Don't worry, she's getting her revenge on his death.

Atlas. Zoë's father. Never back down. The phrase that reminds me of TLO, Percy, Annabeth, Silena, Beckendorf . . . Dionysus. The god of wine.

Thalia Grace. Hunter and Lieutenant of Artemis and daughter of Zeus. (If only she would quit, she and Nico are meant to be and Aphrodite would agree with me) Hephaestus. The father of our favorite fire boy. Empathy link. What Grover and Percy have. Saved Grover's life a couple of times.

Officers. The immortal skeletons dressed up as officers. Lupa. The she-wolf we all want to know about. Morpheus. The gods of dreams. Put NYC asleep during TLO. Persephone. The kidnapped wife of Hades. Believes every hero is brave and wants to give them a chance. Iapetus. Percy's Titan friend who is called Bob! Artemis. Goddess of the Hunt. Has hunters, including Thalia. Nothing lasts forever. Even the gods. Switched. Percy and Jason are switched. Jason at CHB, Percy at Legion Camp.

FactsOfLife

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?

As you make your way through this hectic world of ours, set aside a few minutes each day. At the end of the year, you'll have a couple of days saved up.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world wonder how you did it.

Life is like a pack of gum . . . I've yet to figure out why.

Be insane . . . because well behaved girls never made history.

If your name is Mr.Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?

You copy/paste this onto your profile

Who gives a crap if your different? Being different means your the most amazing, awesome, lovable person. In. The. World.

D - Delightful
I - Incredible
F - Fun
F - Fabulous
E - Everlastingly Amazing
R - Respectful
E - Everlastingly Awesome
N - Nice
T - TOTALLY ROCKING

Anime: FairyTail, Kaichou wa Maidsama, Black Butler, Blue Excorcist, D-Grayman, Claymore, Kaiteymo Hitman Reborn, Fate Zero, Say I love you, saiunkoku monogatari, Tokyo Ghoul, Death Note, Code Geass, Fruits Basket, Guilty Crown, Irregular Magic Highschool, Vampire Knight, Junjou Romantica, Spirit Away, Trinity BLood, 07 Ghost and others I can't list off top of head .