AU. Seriously, AU. Loki is a gentleman – well, most of the time. Darcy is a hot mess. Somehow, they make it work. A quasi-love story about scones, chemistry and pencil skirts. But mostly scones.

Two broken souls live on the same street, sharing only a lawn. He barely knows her name, and she judges him by the bottle in his hand. Together, they'll inadvertently help heal each other's wounds. AH/AU Rated M or excessive bourbon consumption.

Voldemort is dead and the trio have returned to Hogwarts for their 7th year. What happens when Hermione, the new Head Girl is forced to share a room with the bouncing ferret himself, and new Head Boy, Draco Malfoy? Dramione, rated T for coarse language.