I'm Johnna .A.K.A. dani as my friends call me, in college at the moment ... I love to write and draw. Its a great way of expressing myself. Music and my friends are my life. There isn't a moment that I'm without my music or my journals. =D

I beta if you're looking. :D send me a message.

“Did you know that the word ‘love’ has more definitions than any other word in the dictionary? Just one little word, four letters, but it’s one of the most difficult things in the world to define. It’s like they invented a word for the condition and have been struggling to define it ever since,” “Condition? You make it sound like a sickness,” “Well it is, It’s viral. One person falls in love, and then it gets transmitted. You can’t eat, you can’t sleep, and the only thing that can cure you is someone else that’s suffering from it as well.” “All that fuss over just four letters,” “True, but it’s just four out of twenty six,” “Interesting,I hadn’t thought of it like that.” “Sure. You’re freaking out over four letters, but just think about the Roman alphabet: twenty six letters, supporting our entire culture. Twenty six fragile little squiggles that underpin everything we do.”

About me

under construction / in process of writing a few things

Ships:

drarry

johnlock

mystrade

spirk

mckirk

chulu

tbc

danijayy on ao3

Not the brightest crayon in the box, now, are we? :P

Things my wonderful Mother taught me!

My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" DOCTOR WHO

My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why." Your argument is invalid.

My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it." I know where everything is what are you talking about?

My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up." guess I'm never growing up...

My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father." Well then.

My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!" I hope so I'm awesome :P

You know that you're addicted to NCIS when...

-You find yourself Gibbs Slapping people.

-You can easily quote most of The Gibbs Rules.

-You find yourself going on aimlessly in true Ducky fashion with your friends or family.

Ladies and Gentlemen, skinny and stout,
I'll tell you a tale I know nothing about;
The Admission is free, so pay at the door,
Now pull up a chair and sit on the floor.

One bright day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight;
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.

A blind man came to watch fair play,
A mute man came to shout "Hooray!"
A deaf policeman heard the noise and
Came to save the two dead boys.

He lived on the corner in the middle of the block,
In a two-story house on a vacant lot;
A man with no legs came walking by,
and kicked the lawman in his thigh.

He crashed through a wall without making a sound,
into a dry creek bed and suddenly drowned;
The long black hearse came to cart him away,
But he ran for his life and is still gone today.

I watched from the corner of the big round table,
The only eyewitness to facts of my fable;
But if you doubt my lies are true,
Just ask the blind man, he saw it too.

I have a weakness ...