"Happy screams, what are happy screams?" El asked, completely confused. She'd never read a Cosmo magazine... The day after Christmas in 1985, El accidentally learns what happy screams are. Post-Season 3

Bob sees Joyce and Hopper having sex. He doesn't deal with it very well. Warning mentions of rape. Although there is no actual rape. I can't write that. I just can't. There will be smut.

Hopper walks in on Joyce masterbating. You can guess the rest. Pure smut.

Hopper has been spending a lot more overnights at the Byers' house. When Will and El hear something suspicious one night, El confronts Hopper with a question. Ch 2 has a little Jopper smut if that's what you are looking for.

It's Joyce's last night in Hawkins before the big move. Hopper comes for a visit. Follow up to Hundred Ways with some Jopper action.

Hopper finally gathers the courage to invite Joyce out for a real date. She doesn't show up. This is what happens after. *Season 3 trailer inspired.

El and Will convince their parents to let them have a sleepover. And Joyce convinces Hopper to stay for the night too. Jopper smut if that's your kind of thing...

A series of smutty Jopper one shots. Would love some prompts. First one, Hopper's office.

Hopper and Joyce think they finally have a moment to themselves. El learns about sex.

Sam joins Ruth and the others when they all head out to trick or treat with Randy.

Just once. Just this once. Joyce Byers promised herself as she dragged Jim Hopper into her bedroom. A very short piece of smut with a twist ending.

I decided to experiment a little. As the title suggests, you get to choose what happens in the story. You get two choices. Enjoy

Jopper angst and smut. They shouldn't be doing this. It was wrong and Hopper knew it.

Sam leans in to kiss Ruth, but it doesn't go as planned. It seemed as though Ruth didn't share Sam's feelings, but was that really the case?

It's how they deal, Sam and Ruth.

After the pilot, Ruth talks to Sam about what happens next.

'When he finally dropped a hand and chanced a look in her direction he could have sworn that her cheeks were glowing red in a silent blush. He'd embarrassed her which was even worse than outraging her and made him feel about ten times as guilty. Damn him and his treacherous body. Damn this absurd infatuation for her that he just couldn't seem to shake.' - Jopper motel room fluff.

This little Jopper drabble popped into my head after seeing the first photo of David Harbour as Hellboy.

Hopper and Joyce think they're going to have a night free of the kids but are met with an unexpected surprise. Rated T for suggestive situations between two consenting adults.