Hey! I'm reallycoolusername. Real creative, I know. But whatever. XD

ALL MAH STATEN ISLAND BISHES PLEASE STAND UP! NEW YORK! NEW YORK! NEW YORK!

I won't reveal my real name on here, but I'll tell you that I'm a 110-pound bisexual thirteen-year-old with brown hair and brown eyes. Ugly and chubby, yeah, but whatcha gonna do. I come from a loud loving family of five - my mom, my dad, my sister, my dog (YES HE COUNTS) and me - and I have a loud loving seventh-grade class of thirty-five in a Catholic school on Staten Island, New York. They have the worst reputation in the school for being "loud, obnoxious, and ungrateful children", but I love 'em to death.

Music is my life. I love all different kinds of it, except maybe country, which I'm not too familiar with. Marilyn Manson, the Beatles, Nirvana, Drake, Justin Timberake, and a lot more.

As for television, all I watch is Modern Family, Rupaul's Drag Race, and reruns of The Facts of Life. With the Internet around now, I think I've stopped watching much television.

I am really confused with my romantic interests right now. I know I'm only thirteen, but I honestly don't know who I like. I hear all the girls in my class talk about how hot their favorite soccer players or boybanders are - and I don't see it. The guys that I find attractive are usually the ones people think are mediocre. And I feel as if I look at girls differently than other girls my age do. When I see a pretty girl, I don't look at the cute shirt she's wearing or observe her shoes. I find myself wanting to take her out for a drink one day, and then kiss her under the sunset. Cheesy, I know, but whatever. My parents are gay-supporting Catholics, so I guess if I decide I need to come out as a lesbian to them, it would be somewhat okay. But I don't think I am one, because I am still attracted to guys. And my family doesn't "get" bisexuals, although they don't have a problem with them. And whenever I comment on how beautiful a girl I see on the street is, I still get strange looks. Can't someone love abs and boobs at the same time? Hot dogs and tacos? Jesus Christ. XD

Video games have had an important aspect on my life. My best friend loves them, and he introduced me to a few of the classics - Mario, Pac-Man, Zelda, Metroid, Mortal Kombat. I've loved them ever since. Unfortunately, all my family wants to buy for video games is a Wii, so all I play is bowling on Wii Sports with them all the time. Not that there is a problem with that, though.

Writing has always been a hobby of mine. I wrote paragraphs, letters, and obituaries for people that didn't exist. I wrote down poems and summaries for the best-seller books I planned to write one day and then through them away. This was my childhood. But in all reality, writing is something that has always given me joy and I think this amazing website that I have been a guest in for a while is a great opportunity to practice writing and have people enjoy my stories while I enjoy theirs.

Now, onto a bunch of random questions no one wants to hear me answer.

Quiz #1 - Personality

Is it easy for someone to make you smile?

Eh. Not really. I'm never happy.

Tell me why you like the last song you listened to?

I like the last song I listened to because it was filled with the happiness and joy of the world, and it really spreads an inspirational message to kids everywhere. And the name of it is I Hate Everything About You. Three Days Grace, anyone?

What color are your eyes?

Brown. Ugh, boring color, I know.

Where was the last place you fell asleep other than your bed?

In Farrah Abraham's asshole. Jk, jk. It was the floor.

How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?

One.

What would your name be without the first three letters?

Ela. Haha, it still works for me.

Last thing you touched not computer-related?

I'm not answering this question. XD

What colors are you wearing right now?

Green and blue.

You currently in a fight with someone?

Nope. Cuz I'm a damn nice person.

Have you ever stood up for someone you hardly knew?

Yep. Cuz I'm a damn nice person. XD

Do you have an older brother?

Nope.

Have you ever laughed so hard you cried?

Yep.

Do you look at the keyboard when you type?

With an iPad, iPhone, or iPod, yes. With a computer or a laptop, no.

What are you listening to right now?

My Beatles Greatest Hits album on my iPod. Yeah, I'm real hip.

Do you laugh a lot?

Nah, but when I do I laugh loud. O_O

Are you ticklish?

VERY.

What always makes you feel better when you’re upset?

Music. And being alone to cry.

Have you ever been on a boat?

I have.

Last person you gave a hug to?

My mom lol. No shame, bishes.

Tell me about the shirt/shirts you’re wearing?

It's a nightgown, you uncultured swine. Check your priveledge.

When you are home alone do you still close the door when you shower?

Um, yeah. Because it can get oretty damn cold if you don't. And I usually shower with cool water, so I've gotta.

Do you have plans for today?

Nope.

When is the last time you took a nap?

When I was five.

What was on your mind most today?

The latest Jacksfilms YIAY video. And Trisha Paytas's boobs cuz GIRL. I need them.

Do you talk about your feelings or hide them?

Lol I hide that shit.

How long does it take for you to fall asleep at night?

Forever.

Do you have any siblings? Do you get along?

Yeah, a little sister. And we're okay with each other.

What are you drinking?

Water.

Honestly, if you could go back 8 months and change something, would you?

I would stop myself from self-harming. But now I've stopped so yay.

Do you know what you’re wearing tomorrow?

Yep. A smile. Jk, no.

Do you know anyone who smokes weed?

Maybe.

Did you get this quiz from www.FunQuizNotes.com?

Apparently so.

Quiz #2 - Which Celebrity Would You

Which celebrity would you like to meet the most?

Probably Trisha Paytas. I know she's not really a celebrity, but she is such an inspiration to me. I love her.

Which celebrity would you want to have a conversation with?

Snoop Dogg. He has the coolest fucking voice ever.

Which celebrity would you get arrested with?

I'm gonna say Emma Watson so we'd get out of it. Everyone loves her.

Which celebrity would you punch in the face?

Jay-Z for creating that stupid-ass Tidal website.

Which celebrity would you fangirl over?

Beyoncé, bish. The Queen B.

Which celebrity would you greet briefly and walk away?

Anyone from a boyband. Unless that boyband is NYSNC. Omfg NSYNC is my jam right now.

Which celebrity would you crack jokes with?

Jimmy Fallon. He's my homeboy.

Which celebrity would you avoid if you saw them?

Eminem lol. Bruh I listened to The Way I Am, I know how it works for him.

Which celebrity would you introduce to your parents?

Idk. Maybe Rupaul lol, he's my queen.

Which celebrity would you annoy?

Iggy Azalea. Ugh, girl can't rap for her fucking life. Bish needs to stop.

Which celebrity would you diss?

Britney Spears for breaking up with JT a while back. I shipped them so hard.

Which celebrity would you fuck?

Justin Timberlake. Rawr.

Which celebrity would you marry?

Probably Nicki Minaj, she's bae. Her beautiful ass in my everyday life? Um, yes please.

Which celebrity would you kill?

Either Kim or Kanye. Too much drama.

Quiz #3 - Fuck, Marry, Kill

Iron Man/Captain America/Thor

I would fuck Thor because he's the hottest, I would marry Iron Man because he's the coolest, and I would kill Captain America because he's the only one left lol. Sorry, America.

Cinderella/Ariel/Snow White

I think I would fuck Snow White as my first time, because she would be all nice and gentle, but I would marry Cinderella so we could fuck all the time. XD I would kill Ariel because I'm not living under the sea anytime soon and idk how she makes love with that tail thing.

Harry Potter/Edward Cullen/Christian Grey

I would marry Harry Potter because that's a claim to fame. I would fuck Christian Grey because I think in the book he's actually a masochist or something and I could try and get into that lol. And I would kill Edward Cullen because Twilight sucks.

You can find me at @ssbbfan7 on Instagram, but why would you?

Peace out, my people! ️

-reallycoolusername