Do you want someone to treat you right?

Treat them right.

Do you want to be listened to?

Listen back.

Do you need attention?

Give some damn attention.

You want to stand out?

Be yourself.

You want to be bad?

Face the consequence.

You want a gift?

Make a sacrifice.

It was a one-eyed one-horn flyin' purple people eater!

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. Every day!

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. If I don't do it daily, I'm sick in bed :P

If you like smiley faces, copy this into your profile. :D

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile. I ALWAYS get hit with a ball.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. Do it to mah bro all the time!

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you all ready have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this onto your profile. WORD!

Paste this in your profile if you have ever seen a ghost or something supernatural. I swear I have seen Abraham Lincoln!

If you have fallen asleep at your computer only to wake to see an untold number of pages of one lone letter on a word docment because your head was on the keyboard, post this to your profile

If you have ever awaken your father or mother at 3 in the morning to kill a spider in your room, post this on your profile. Yeppers...Turned out it was a toy XD

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile

People of the world who HATE math UNITE! If you suck at math and think anyone who likes math is weird copy and paste the to your profile. My best friend loves math, and I think she's weird, but we are still friends :)