Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.

What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Complete.

In which Leo Valdez keeps a promise, and not by half. Oneshot. House of Hades spoilers.

And after every ending note which he played upon the hill, it seemed that the surroundings of her grave became momentarily brighter.

When his curiosity piques him, Ed decides to 'visit' a certain laboratory where the main focus is genetic engineering. Finding out the actual results of the experiments, Ed snaps and starts a mass rescue, destroying all in his path. /Dark-ish. Oneshot./

Madoka finally figures out her wish. Complete and utter crack

Sticks and stones may break his bones but words will never hurt him. Or so Prussia thought. In which arguments and anger in a World Meeting go too far

In which Italy imitates other countries with disastrous results. "Ve, want to become one with Italy?" Germany/Italy

AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.

Ever wondered why Gilbert can remember who Matthew is? Inspired by Dane Cook.

[Sequel to Recnac Transfaerso] Finally, Harry's in for a perfect summer with his godfather and friends, or so it begins. But being Harry Potter means that nothing can stay peaceful for long. {Complete}

Hermione makes a painful discovery that changes her opinion of a certain "Loony" Ravenclaw in dramatic fashion...

In a rash act of self-sacrifice, Harry saves a dying Muggle by magically transfering the man's cancer to himself. Now, going through his fifth year with a terrible secret, he begins to realize just what he's given up. H/G, R/Hr. Warning: abuse