Hello Everyone! This is XxMagicalxCookiesxX! Some of you may know me from YouTube or dA as XxChinatsuxChiixX or ChinatsuKatayagani. Anyway Welcome to my lame-butt page! -_-;;;

"I Know Your Probably Thinking, Oh No She Didn't! But, Oh Yes I Did!" -No Idea

"Good Friends will ask you why you're crying, But Best Friends Will have a shovel and be ready to bury who made you cry in the first place." -No Idea

"I called Sasuke Gay and he hit me with his purse." -No idea

"Ewwww! I didn't Know you where on THAT side of the fence Ryuzzaki!" - Death Note, 17, Misa Amane

"Here's You Sign" -Bill Engvall

"Radio Active Spider?'- Bella Swan, Twilight,

"It sounded like you where having Bella for lunch and we came to see if you'd Share" - Alice Cullen, Twilight

"No, Emmett, I punched a werewolf in the face." - Bella Swan, Twilight

"Penguins, Lovley" Edward Cullen, Twilight

" DATTEBAYO'" - Naruto, Naruto Uzumaki

"Whoopdie Flippin' Doo" - FMA, Edward Elric

Lol.. bordem.. . o_o

Im really random XD Honestly if you cave me even one table spoon of sugar I'd be bouncing off the flippin' walls! I can also imatate a british accent really well! -_- Anyway here's 50 ways to annoy the crap outta Sasuke Uchiha.. XD USE AT YOUR OWN RISK! We are not responisble for broken limbs, emotinal issues, and death

1. When you're walking around with him, point in random directions and yell, "Itachi!"

2. Constantly remind him that Rock Lee kicked his ass right before the Chunnin exams.

3. Lick your finger and stick it in his ear.

4. Tell him that his hair looks like a chicken.

5. Walk up to him and say, "Why is there a chicken on your head?"

6. Tell him his hair taste like chicken. But I recommend you don't actually taste his hair.

7. Tell his fangirls that he wants to go out with them.

8. Tell everyone that Sasuke is either a woman or gay since he won't go out with any girls.

9. Transform into Itachi and find Sasuke. Just try not to get killed.

10. Tell Sakura that Sasuke loves her big forehead.

11. Ask him why would he want to give his body to Orochimaru.

12. Ask him why he let Orochimaru give him a hickie. AKA The Curse Mark. It's not really a hickie though.

13. Show him SasuXNaru fan pics.

14. Everytime he tries to talk to you. Just say, "Hn."

15. Give him a knife and say, "Happy cutting!"

16. Die his hair bubblegum pink.

17. Better yet, die everything that belongs to him pink.

18. Throw a rubberball at his head.

19. Show him ItaXSasu pics.

20. Tell everyone he had sexual relations with his brother.

21. Tell the Hokage that Sasuke is actually Itachi transformed into him.

22. Get him to hold a toothbrush and take a picture.

23. Get it developed and on the bottom write, "Brush Your Teeth. Love, Uchiha Sasuke."

24. Make copies of the picture and sell them to his fangirls.

25. Keep the money. LOL

26. Tell him you want to help him train then take him to a clearing out in the forest. Blindfold him and tie his arms and legs together. When he asks why, tell him it will make him stronger. Leave him out there for hours.

27. Then later, come back with his fangirls.

28. Dump a bucket of melted cheese, garlic and butter on him. It will take almost forever to get it out and plus he would smell.

29. Spray everything he touches with disinfectant.

30. Convince him that he has B.O and give him perfume that has a fake label on it that says AXE.

31. Tell him that he still smells and make him spray at least a full bottle on.

32. Take him to the streets of Konoha.

33. Then tell everyone, "See? I told you he was either a woman or gay. Can't you smell the perfume he put on?"

34. Sneak into his house and burn all his underwear.

35. Dump ramen on him and blame it on Naruto.

36. Stare at him. When he asks you "What?" Just sighed like it's the most obvious thing and continue staring.

37. Put make up on him.

38. Contantly tell him that he's weak.

39. Keep reminding him that Naruto was his first kiss and love.

40. When he tells you that he doesn't love Naruto, shout loud enough so everyone can hear, "It's okay to be gay, Sasu-GAY! Especially since it's Naruto who you love!"

41. I suggest you set up traps and run away from him. Hopefully he'll fall into one of the traps.

42. Wake him up at 4 in the morning and tell him Kakashi has a special mission just for him. And it has something to do with Itachi.

43. Sneak up on him and yell, "HI SASUKE!!"

44. Annoy him until his face turns red and steam is coming out of his ears.

45. After #44, tell him he's adorable when he's angry.

46. Tell him that Kakashi just showed Naruto and Sakura what's behind his mask.

47. Try to get him to smile.

48. Hug him.

49. Very tightly and don't let go until him or his fangirls are about to kill you.

50. Show him this list and ask if he could give you #51.

Sasuke's answer for # 51...

51. "..."

Sigh "You're not very talkative are you Sasu-Sasu-Chan?"

Sasuke: "Hn..."