Bulma decides it's time for Vegeta and Goku to have The Talk with Goten and Trunks. Unfortunately, it's soon evident that this is a topic the two Saiyans struggle with themselves. In fact, it turns out that their sons might actually know more than them... One-shot. Rated T for those who know even less about sex than Goku.

*COMPLETE!* Four individuals seem bound by fate to recreate tragic events from more than two hundred years ago, but can certain memories help bring about a different ending this time around? AU fic. Epilogue *FINALLY* UP! Pls R&R

Vegeta lies catatonic, twitching and unresponsive, on the cool tile floor. Trunks prods his father with the tip of his sneaker before turning to Bulma. "Geez, mom," he asks with concern, "what did you do to him?"

BV-TP: Sometimes there are second chances to a bittersweet life. Across time and space, Bulma and Vegeta meet again for the second time and Trunks and Pan meet for the first. Are they fated to be? -COMPLETE-

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