Vol'jin hadn't exactly been looking for a life-long partner when a proposal was made to the Horde and Alliance for a marriage to cement their peace efforts. He most certainly didn't expect negotiations to get as far as they did, or for both sides to agree. But what he really didn't expect was for his bride to be so...so...well, they would certainly keep each other entertained.

AU. Naruto Uzumaki is a homeless boy on the streets of big city Konoha, trying to bring justice while being hunted for a crime he didn't commit. A new police officer comes to investigate the theft of the priceless diamond artifacts but ends up getting caught in a web of corruption and violence, as his fate and Naruto's become relentlessly intertwined.

All I want is for Arya to be reunited with Jon and Gendry...So I made it happen for myself since the show hasn't done it yet!

Sequel to Parenting Class - With the class now over, sixth year is back to normal... well, as normal as it gets at Hogwarts when Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter are now friends. However, amidst new friendships and romances, a dark prophecy is quickly unraveling that could spell the end of the world. Safe to say, the rest of the year will be anything but normal. ON INDEFINITE HIATUS

A companion piece, of sorts, to 88 rules for a peaceful Hogwarts experince, all about Bree's life at Hogwarts and the origin of some of the rules.

If I had gone to Hogwarts, these are the rules that might of been.

Sasuke and Naruto discover that they're distant cousins after they both activate the Sharingan on the bridge in Wave. Family is family, and they won't let anything happen to the only family they have left, even if they want to strangle each-other.

in which two souls speak to one another through the subtle language of flowers. somehow, things were always going to be this way. they just didn't know it yet. [lilac prompt from zutara week 2016]

Qui-Gon is dead, and Obi-Wan's life has effectively fallen apart. It's not so much rebuilding right now, it's more just getting by. He's taking things one day at a time. A look into the first ten days after Qui-Gon's death, and how Obi-Wan took them. Contains swearing, and realistic depiction of depression. Fun fun.

Draco Malfoy has gone quiet. He keeps to himself and only speaks when spoken to. Hermione Granger's mission was to crack this silence. What will happen next?

Bucky had many days where he was not okay, but luckily the Avengers where there to help him with that.

Claire is your average teenager. What happens when she is transported into her favourite movie? Who will she piss off the most? and most importantly, will she be able to control her inner fangirl?

Life in Shattrath after the closing of the Dark Portal? Hard. Being at the mercy of the Burning Legion? Harder. Helping to raise the crossbreed child of your dead lover she had with another man while probably being the one and only troll in all of Outland? May the Light and Loa help us all...

A female Naruto has just had the Kyuubi sealed into her when she is kidnapped by Iwa ninja and taken back with them. What will happen to her while being raised by the enemy? FemNaruSasu Yondaime lives. Adopted

Jack Frost spent three hundred years having fun in the wind before becoming a Guardian, but what about his days of despair and the fact that he spent all his life unloved? Rated T for some swearing, and insurance for the future. (

Probably the first crack fic for August Rush—a movie that strangely does not lend well to these things. Let's just say that the arch sequence didn't exactly start off that well.

After he and his team have an accident with the Fountain of Youth, the now two year-old Naruto somehow manages to save the day. Melting Gaara's heart with his cuteness and inspiring others to do good and to defeat Orochimaru and the Akatsuki along the way

Do you know the alphabet? They say it's as easy as ABC but for Lightning and Noctis it's so much more.

A bunch of drabbles based on the before, during, and after, of Rise of the Guardians, mainly revolving around the life of a young mischief maker.

Louis had a feeling that something was wrong with the young musician August. The only thing he could think of to do was give the boy his phone number and go to his concert. Lyla really was on her honeymoon.

Malfurion walks through a forest, remembering the memories that haunt him. Fond memories of he and his brother Illidan fighting together for the good of the land, before they turn sour as the evil began to corrupt Illidan, despite his best intentions.

Naruto, the village idiot by day, master thief by night. Hinata, Hyuuga princess by day, crime fighter by night. How will their lives change as they interact?

AU Crossover/Post-DH. Jack Frost and Rapunzel Gothel are both admitted to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Jack doesn't particularly care for Rapunzel, choosing to accept the status of a cold-hearted Lothario. As time goes on, Rapunzel becomes somewhat of an interest for Jack once he realizes that two share a complication in the Wizarding World: Incurable Curses

NOT DEAD! UPDATES SLOWLY. Eric Cartman is tired of being the resident fat ass. After befriending The Goths, he soon discovers alternative ways to deal with his weight but when coping leads to self-mutilation, only one person can pull him from the abyss. Cartman/Kyle.

It was a bargain. A contract written, agreed to, and fulfilled. It had returned Gene to his family but the cost was high. Much higher than any of them had realized. R&R! Part 3 up!

After Kakashi inadvertently slips up, Sasuke and Sakura discover who Naruto's parents were. Sasuke refuses to believe that Naruto is the son of the Fourth Hokage despite all of the evidence he gathers that points to that fact.

Naruto has to take daily abuse by...everyone. His parents, his teachers, his peers. The world is against him. And it all was because of Sasuke. But little did the Uchiha know how bad Naruto really had it. SasuNaru Abused!Naruto Abusive!Sas, Nej, and Chou.

The events leading up to and following Louis, Lyla, and August's reunion. After "August's Rhapsody In C Major," Lyla, Louis and August decide to give life together a try... though a family like theirs wouldn't be without their ordeals. Fluffy, M for later.

Originally a oneshot, now a story! Sasuke is an abusive lover. But he loves Naruto, he really does. Naruto understands his lover's actions, but what happens when someone finds out? What will they do when they witness such a heinous act? What's the right choice? Is there a right choice? Read to find out! OOC. Rated T for now, rating will go up as story continues. AU. SasuNaru.

Loosely -ahem- based on a personal experience, the following is a foray into a young girl's most prevalent obsessions - World of Warcraft, and the infuriatingly egotistical Orc Warrior who kicks her from group. For those who enjoy the humor of MMORPG's.

Four different people from four different time-lines travel to the past for various reasons, and end up in the same time-line upon which they wreak havoc. Follow the adventures of the "time traveling" Naruto, Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Tenzo.

Castiel is the new student at Lawrence High and he eventually meets Dean Winchester. Dean is a troubled teen who's great at hiding it. The two are polar opposites but somehow manage to maintain a friendship. Castiel might become the person who saves him from hitting rock bottom.

Theme based oneshots.

The other Guardians don't think Jack is responsible enough, so MiM decides to show them that Jack will forever be a child by showing them his memories. Journey through years of loneliness, sorrow, and wait WHAT! Jack's friends with Phil? Mortal and Immortal Memories.

The sorting hat ends up in the past. So what is a hat to do other than sort new students based on what they'll do in the future?

A series of oneshots based on all the things that Mai and Naru could be learning. 19: An English test, Sexy Silk, and an embarrassing encounter! What's a girl to do? Will Naru be her medicine man? READER SUGGESTIONS WELCOME!

Tenten is a good girl with no dating knowledge, while Neji is a playboy and the most wanted guy in campus. One day, they meet, through windows and panes, while Tenten was drinking cranberry juice. Did I mention that she fainted while choking on the juice?

Summary: "Whoever is in charge of luck hates my guts - a lot. I mean, who else can decide to take a walk in the woods, and then fall into a hole covered by a broken bed frame? Only me, I bet."/OC-centric, takes place post-RotG. Includes Pitch Black! Please R&R. Constructive criticism is encouraged; flames are not. Rated T because Pitch made me paranoid.

It started with Dean occupying Cas's seat when they were seven and ended with Dean making the same mistake twenty years later. Dean just never learns. Go figure.

Yeah, having to deal with a teenage daughter you didn't know you had is kinda stressing, I guess, but add your own teenage hormones to it (because Gabriel just had to be a dick), closing the gate to Hell, and even your goddamn feelings for an awkward angel with impossibly blue eyes, and you have a recipe for a disaster.

"Pfft. Jack Frost, yeah right." I turned away, wanting to get as far away from this freak as possible. I ran smack into his chest and he pouted, hovering with his staff. "Well, just a question, really, if you don't believe in me...how can you see me?" His cyan eyes bored into mine and I rolled my brown ones while rubbing my now bruised nose. "Because I'm going crazy, that's why."

It all started with two simple words. Hermione's and Draco's notes they pass to each other when they are seated next to each other in Potions, crack fic...because we all know Snape intends to stir up trouble.

Jack plays in the woods. Pitch sends a warning. Bunnymund collects the pieces.

.:E:. Jack realizes the Bogeyman is right. What the heck is he doing, trying to be a Guardian when very clearly he's not? When Pitch, Jack, and a character that has a history with the Guardians combine forces, the Guardians are no match... unless they can get a bit of help. No OCs, implied Rainbow Snowcone/Frostbite.

Every morning, Dean and Cas take the same elevator at work. And every morning, Dean has to suffer Cas' inability to tie his tie properly. It is a bonding eyperience.

TW: self harm short story on why Dean used to wear so many bracelets can't believe i actually got a couple people reading/following! I have no idea where I'm going with this so it'll probably be a while between updates, it was just a little headcanon drabble thing so we'll have to wait and see what happens!

Dean went to prison for one night and John has absolutely no idea how to deal with his son afterwards.

Starting over is never easy. Creating a new identity, facing different challenges isn't easy at all. Naruto must do all this because he must correct the mistakes of the present by traveling to the past. GEN, Time Travel.

Dean's life just gets weirder and weirder. But really? A kid? How the fuck is he supposed to take care of a kid? Kid!fic, Daddy!Dean. Eventual domestic!Destiel. Fluff. Slash.

Jack's little sister wants to see him again. The Ice Queen decides to help her. Will Pitch have anything to do with her when she shows up? Yes, no, maybe so...

Gender-bender. Stan suddenly starts to notice how pretty Kyla is...the only problem is that Kenny has already noticed, and got there first. Plus, Wendy's got a secret that'll change everybody's lives. K2, Style, some Stendy. TITLE CHANGED.

After the first four Hokages are mysteriously returned to life, Konoha has to deal with the fact that they now have five Hokages, amongst other things. AU in which a perpetually drunk Madara lives long enough to do his own dirty work in the lead-up to the 4th Shinobi World War and Hashirama and Tobirama's personalities got swapped.

Wherein a lonely sprite of winter meets the snarky shadow of fear, and grudgingly become friends

The Man in the Moon wants the guardians to understand Jack more so he sends all the guardians back into the past to watch Jacks memories from before and after he became Jack Frost.

New Zealand recieves a phone call that plunges the country into an all out crisis. Panic striken, he must take drastic action in the face of such peril. How will the young nation cope in a world without marmite?

Every Christmas Santa receives endless letters from children around the world, makes sense that he would've gotten from one Jackson Overland Frost, right?

The darker origins of the silly little phrase, "Jack Frost nipping at your nose". And poor Jack's way of causing storms even he didn't expect. I do not own ROTG. Warning: sad. One-Shot turned Five-Shot

He was stuck in the worst blizzard he had ever faced in his life. It couldn't be natural. So he cursed whoever had caused it. And then he saw a figure in the midst of the storm...

Butters becomes suicidal, so it's a shame that the only person around to stop him is Cartman, who cares about nobody bar himself. But is Butters really so needy, or is Cartman the one who needs help? And regardless, is anybody in a state to do anything?

Bunnymund and North think it's a hilarious joke to show Jack the song 'Shiny Teeth and Me' - too bad that backfires on them. Badly. "Crikey, never underestimate teenagers." Oneshot!

Jacks sister talking about that day on the ice. Just a thing that occurred to me after seeing the film today. Contains spoilers.

Another FrostBunny story. Has reference to self harm. Two-shot: It started out a simple ice-skating lesson. But, then, it turned into a life and death situation for everyone's favorite frost controlling Frost.

What would happen if Drizzt had given in to sleep after his battle with Kempfana. What would Dove and her companions do if they ever caught him? Would they believe Drizzt or see him as just another stereotypical drow? Warning: Spoilers!

Sequel to 'Price of Life'.Mai’s health is rapidly deteriorating as Kana and Yun rush to find a cure. Could a trip to America with someone from Mai’s past help cure her? Will SPR be able to solve their newest case without the help of their missing members?

The first time he'd spotted the blue slippers with bells on, Jack had just raised his eyebrows and sent them packing along with North's musical procession. Unfortunately for Jack, North's elves are nothing if not determined.

If there was one thing that Jacqueline Frost was certain of, it was this: there was absolutely no way she was ever wearing shoes. You'd think North's elves would get the point after – what – the upteempth time she froze them? Fem!Jack!AU. Post!RotG.

Lucius Malfoy has always thought that he knew how to raise his son, but now he is realizing that he isn't so sure if his tatics are truly the best way to go.

When Dean and his four year old self switch places everything gets twisted up. Sam doesn't know what to do with a little kid since he refuses to talk. Meanwhile in the past Dean is trying to avoid his father's search for missing kid him. Then there's Castiel and an Irish goddess the size of a kid in a Dukes of Hazzard t-shirt. All Bobby can think is: Idjits, the whole bunch.

Sasuke battles with his periodic depression, until he finally finds a solution: cutting. And it's perfect, until things start to spiral out of his control. WARNING: Self-mutilation.

Craig always quits everything, and he has a unique way to vent his bottled up feelings. Rated T for language, short story.

Luke has a secret but embarrassing hobby while working on Executor. Then Vader finds out. Humor. Oneshot.

After the New York Philharmonic concert, Lyla, Louis and Evan introduce themselves. One-shot.

Outsider POV. She see's how Dean acts with her child.

Kid has a nasty fall down the stairs which stirs up some un-settling memories of his Mother...Lord Death has to face finally telling his son why his Mother isn't with them today...

"Father?" Death the Kid asked. "Are you playing Guitar Hero?"

Jen and Hannah Randomly appear in the world of black butler and the have written some rules to follow so they dont get killed by some Cocky demons, ticked off reapers or Grumpy Kids. THIS NEEDED TO BE DONE! Review and give me sudgestions! LANGUAGE!

Sequel to "88 rules for a peaceful Hogwarts experience." The Ministry has been taken over by Voldemort and his goons. If you're on the list of undesirables, and not looking for horcruxs, these might help you. Or just amuse you.

Lord Death sets up a bet to see who will ask Maka to the Valentine's Day Death Dance! Hilarity ensues as Spirit, Marie, Sid, and Stein all try to influence Black*Star, Kid, Soul, and even Crona to ask Maka to the dance. Who will she end up going with, if she even goes at all? The story will be much better than this summary, I promise! B*SxMakaxKidxSoulxCrona Read and Review!

Tom Hanson and Doug Penhall do not exist. They are instead Tommy and Doug McQuaid, tough, seemingly fearless high school boys. The lives of the teenaged McQuaid brothers aren't easy. It's a rough existence, full of drugs, alcohol, and physical abuse. Day to day life consists of dealing with an abusive father, buying and selling drugs, and just trying to survive in a world so cruel.

Draco Malfoy is abused by his father and he uses self harm as his escape. Can someone save him from not only his father, but himself aswell? Contains self injury and abuse. DISCONTINUED FOR NOW.

Two 21st century girls end up in the Manga-verse and it takes them a little while to realize this fact. Cue trouble-making, character-mocking, and a lot of attempts to confuse the canon characters. Which really doesn't work on Sebastian. Pure utter crack.

Draco Malfoy commits suicide in the Manor after his parents were murdered before his eyes. Hermione visits the Manor for some closure... and finds the ghost of Draco Malfoy residing there...

Draco has a very interesting encounter with an energy drink. Rated for swearing.

Maka says she hates her Papa. . . but how much can she hate a father who's there and tells her how much he loves her, yet unconditionally love the mother who left?

"Tony Stark would never be loved." Once upon a time, the big man in a suit of armor was nothing more than a child who just wanted his father to love him. :: Childhood!Tony, and angst.

Everyone in South Park has a Facebook. Seriously. / Mostly gen, contains Style, Bunny and other random crack pairings. Like, REALLY random. Oneshot. Facebook fic!

While undercover as Tommy McQuaid, Tom Hanson gets into an argument with his PE teacher. After seeing bruises Tom has from another case, the teacher suspects Tom's been abused and refers him to a counselor. Doug Penhall also makes an appearance.

Sasuke is captured by Leaf and subsequently finds himself blown away by the identity of the ANBU to have bested him in a fight. "S-Sakura!" Implied SasuSaku. Oneshot.

Nuada was not always full of hate, and Nuala would know this better then anyone. She has collected some of her favorite Nuada stories, and wants you to know them as well.

Lord Death passes on and now Kid has to deal with it. Told in Kid's perspective. One-shot.

Due to an unfortunate choice of words, Madara gets a little stalker before the Massacre.

England, America, and Canada try to figure out New Zealand's gender.

Five-hundred word oneshots centering around Noll and Gene in their early life. An ABC prompts list. Complete.

I, Hermione Granger, am emotionally unstable. Uh, whatever that means. Includes an over imaginative Hermione, a homicidal Malfoy, and Book, a journal that bites back. Literally. Or so Hermione believes. NEW CHAPTER FINALLY UP!

When England takes Australia across the Tasman on his first ever trip away from home, he befriends a strange boy with a funny accent.

Naruto was no friend of fate, but right here and now he had to admit, ending up in the past probably had happened with a bit of help.

Hermione's Hogwarts reunion is coming up and she hasn't seen her friends for ten years. How will they take it when they find out she not only has a daughter, but she married the man they all grew up hating? ONE-SHOT

Molly settles an argument and unwittingly starts the twins on their favorite joke. Oneshot, Humor, Purely for Fun and 'Aw'ing over little Fred and George.

Craig Tucker had had enough of not seeing Kenny's face, so he demands Kenny to show him. He finds himself liking what he sees. Rated T for language. Little romance, I think it's what you'd call 'fluffy?

Draco and Blaise stumble upon a wounded animal who they take home and heal up. What happens when Hermione's animagus cover is blown? And why is Draco desperate to get in touch with her?

A list of 25 things for Lin to refrain from - and keep Oliver from doing - during their stay in Japan. As suggested by Madoka Mori. [one shot parody to be enjoyed with a grain of salt, since I don't think Madoka is psychic.]

I still never stopped on believing that he'll never do it again. So why now, of all times, did my heart beat faster as if it was about to explode as I looked for him through the rain? COMPLETE.

Naru is back & so is the terror! And Lin! More terror,more romance and A WHOLE LOT OF HUMOR!How will Mai take his return?Will SPR survive their most dangerous & difficult case yet!This shocking story will BLOW.YOUR.MIND!Read&Review!You wont regret it!

"You wanna marry me?" he asked in the most blasé tone I've ever heard. "Sure, why not?" she replied in the same tone, shrugging. - Draco muttered something about me owing him twenty Galleons before clean out fainting. I blame boredom. Oneshot.

He was Fire Nation. The enemy. Something made of nightmare that deserved everything he got, right? Then why was Toph acting like he was...a person? AU Post Day of Black Sun at the Western Air Temple. No pairings.

An A/U fic focused around the McQuaid brothers. Warnings for child abuse, torture, and drug use. R&R? Rated 'T' for now, rating may go up later.

Lightning and Noctis woke up and surprised by their NEW transformation..XD I'm not good at summarizing so..if you want to know the story CLICK, READ and REVIEW..

"Hey Zuko!" Toph called. Zuko turned long-sufferingly. "Yes?" "Why does Sokka call you Scarface?"

Draco was broken. Nothing was going to fix him. That was what he wanted. He wanted to make himself inhuman – cold, and unfeeling. Maybe it would help him get things done. He was broken. And he was the one who broke himself. /ONESHOT

Orochimaru never died. And he WILL rub it in your face.

A collaboration of drabbles made into a one-shot. Minato has to endure some of Naruto's firsts...first words, first steps, first crush... It can be pretty hectic sometimes... MinatoxNaruto BONDfic.

When suicide IS the answer. Warning: dark humor. SasuNaru. Oneshot.

Mai reaches her breaking point and Lin is there to pick up the pieces, but moving on is made difficult for Mai when she's faced with a mystery involving Naru that might leave her with more than just a broken heart. Mai/Lin

Shelly and Stan are both more action people and less words. So when Shelly, after a bad day at school and looking for something to hit, sees her brother come home battered, she shows her concern in the one way she knows how. One shot cuteness with fists

Barely five years old, Drizzt gets his first lesson in sacrilege - from no other than Zaknafein himself.

No matter how well the rain would mask it, he was not going to see her cry. No tears would fall from her blind eyes.

Toph sees darkness each day, every day, her whole life. But at night she sees everything in her dreams. But what if the dreams turn to nightmares? Can Zuko help her? One-shot Toko.

Short looking one-shot of the very cliche idea of note passing in a lesson. Dramione.

Myrtle, she said her name was, and she was concerned for him—a dead girl, concerned for him! But Draco felt dead himself half the time, these days, and knew that he was only an impatient flick of the Dark Lord's wand away from joining Myrtle in the grave.

After a jutsu gone wrong, Naruto wakes up in a Konoha that isn't his where the Yondaime is alive and he has a family.

Seriously! Threatening a little kid with a gun...you should be ashamed of yourself. Anyway, Dean is inexplicably turned into a little kid, so he and Sam are reasonably spooked. This is my first fic.

Cecily's back to bug Luke for a katana again... Aria and Lisa might have something else in mind though. Luke might have a different idea too... Oneshot. Cecily x Luke.

Naruto saved the world, died in the process, then woke up anyway. But the strangest part was when the dispelling technique didn't dissolve the genjutsu. Because when the Yondaime was alive and well, what else could it be but a genjutsu?

How many of us haven't snickered once or twice while reading Salvatore's dark elf books? But, the real question is, just how well will his friends take the 'not-so-intimidating' name for his newest blade...

During a thunder storm lost secrets are uncovered from Dracos past while sparks fly between him and Hermione. OneShot - Complete Rated T for slight Abuse... Poor Draco! Dramione ! R&R

Draco Malfoy is tired. Bloody tired. The task of repairing the vanishing cabinet is slowly wearing him away. But he soon comes to find that sharing his spot in the Restricted Section with a certain Gryffindor bookworm might do him a world of good.

Poor, blundering Neville has messed up his potion again, managing to deage half his class, and himself! Now the Professors are desperately searching for a cure, while trying to keep a group of five year olds entertained!

When Drizzt's son Zaknafein chances upon his father performing an intriguing and unusual training exercise, he wants to join in, but Drizzt is reluctant to teach him.

Inspired by chapter 497. Gaara dies and meets the one person he never knew and learns the truth about his past. A little fluff I think. Crappy summery just read it please.

I don't own the boys. *sniff, sniff* I just happen to shoot the plot bunny that came my way and stuck it in a pot to make stew for us all to enjoy!

What they don't know won't hurt them. Right?

A few stories that are a touch of humor involving Entreri, Jarlaxle, and that flute that's already giving some of you nightmares. Takes place after "Wickless." Delightfully Plot free. Repost.

The McQuaid brothers are back and working on their toughest case yet. When Ariana Langscar proves to be more than just another student, Hanson finds himself fighting for her heart, as well as their lives. Can he do it, or will her past catch up? TOM/OC

Draco is a single parent trying to raise his son alone. However, they both have trouble coping with Astoria's death... until they run into Hermione Granger.

/post-war/ Toph notices that Fire Lord Zuko's heart quickens whenever Team Avatar come to visit, and she's determined to find out for whom.

The happiest memory he could conjure wasn't good enough.

Series of quick shots. Romance, horror, contemplation, drama. Just a bunch of goodies about Ghost Hunt

Mai is bored, like always, but today she has something betwen her fingers. Naru in the other hand, is amused. The two of them are in the same room and Mai has a theory. What will happen? Read and find!

Gai sensei had always said that the key to defeating a genjustu user was to look at their feet. That was why Tenten was staring at Uchiha Sasuke's feet - if he tried any funny business she was going to roundhouse kick him in the face. SasuTen lurve.

Baby Jack sees snow for the first time...Christmas One Shot

Stan finally thinks of a way, to get back at his sister for all the beatings she gave him. Warning: Strong language but that's expected as it's South Park.

Draco returns to Hogwarts after the war, and chooses to be resorted. Luna Lovegood/Draco Malfoy. Rated M, for much later chapters.

Lightning,high schools biggest rebel. Noctis the perfect prince. What could happen? .Highschool fic,Full sum inside. AU. LightningXNoctis Chapter 1 full summary! CHAPTER 10 UPDATE!

-SasuSaku- -Complete- It was almost time, Orochimaru was going to take his body as a vessel. He hated being used...he refused to be used. With that thought, he took the kunai in his hand and slashed across his eyes.

Jonus and Alana decide to start an adventurer's guild. Not everything goes to plan mind you. A crazy Nord, a strange Breton, a self absorbed Altmer and a poor Khajiit. Getting the guild started promises to be an adventure in itself.

"Before Lord Voldemort's fall, he cursed you, Draco. If you do not marry a muggle-born witch by the age of eighteen, you would die a very painful death."

A series of one-shots all about the SPR employees and their favourite pastime: annoying their boss with all sorts of pranks and games. Contains spoilers and seems to be veering towards a MaixNaru theme.

Blaise Zabini takes pleasure in ruining his best friends life. Draco Malfoy is on the brink of becoming depressed as every time he tries to kiss his girlfriend, he is somehow interrupted. How much does a guy have to do to get a first kiss?

The Wizengamot sentences Draco Malfoy to read 100 muggle novels. Hermione Granger works at a bookstore. Lord, what fools these mortals be. Luna POV, Post-war, post-Hogwarts, EWE.

While waiting for Abraham to deliver the crown piece Nuada and Nuala have a talk.

Shelley has always been abusing Stan. But after learning about his most guarded secret, the abuse turns deadly. Can Kyle save his best friend in time? SLASH Style, Bunny, slight Candy. COMPLETE

It's only when he thinks back on all the fun times he shared with his brother does he remember how much he really misses Gene.

Characterization blurbs for my two planned GW2 characters: Sylvari guardian & Human elementalist . Somewhat humorous, slight cursing.

AR. Drizzt's son, 19yr old Zaknafein Do'Urden wonders where he is going in life, but an unexpected event suddenly makes things crystal clear. Meanwhile, his daughter Violet must make some decisions of her own. NOW COMPLETE.

One year after Akatsuki's defeat, Naruto and Sasuke end their epic struggle, but inadvertently send themselves and Team 7 into the past. Will they find what they lost as children, and prevent the harbingers of pain from occurring? Time travel/Minato alive

After hearing a conversation take place in Snape's office, Hermione attempts to comfort Draco Malfoy, who is more than willing to let her comfort him. WARNING: This story has SELF-HARMING in it.

Toph mysteriously gets a genie's powers, and is forced to grant her unknowing friends' wishes. Hilarity ensues.

Join Prince Nuada and Princess Nuala on five enchanting journeys from their childhood as the prince tells his nephew of the past.

It's been a year since the concert. Lyla and Louis are married and live in New York with Evan, everything is great until they find out Lyla was really pregnant with twins. Will they find their other child? Includes Parkour and Free Running.

Tony/Pepper fic. Pepper asked him why he did the things he did. Tony!childhood moment. Slight IM2 spoilers. Based on the quote: "There are persons who, when they cease to shock us, cease to interest us." FH Bradley. Mostly fluff.

Mid season 4. A soldier in the war to stop the apocalypse, Dean is running himself into the ground as he runs away from his time in Hell. What he pegs as a simple sickness soon becomes something much more deadly. For some soldiers, the war is never over.

The music is all around us... All you have to do is listen. What if after the concert, August slowly is unable to hear it? Will he ever get it back? Post-Movie

Kenny gets sick while at school and someone unexpected helps. Friendship fic! Only rated for language!

Hermione tries to figure out who her penpal is. How am I? Just dandy. My life revolves around a man who contacts me through a book. Your life revolves around me? I'm flattered, Hermione. It's creepy that you know my name I don't know yours. Call me Ocard.

James Bond has to take his daughter into the office. How much trouble could one little girl cause? One-shot.

Sasuke reflects on why Sakura won't look at him after he returns. One-sided Sasusaku, saisaku.

Whilst studying, Draco and Hermione have a rather interesting Spanish conversation, not knowing that Harry and Ron understood, also. Short HG/DM One-shot. Mostly English, but of course has Spanish translations in it.

The McQuaid Brothers, throughout the school day, from differing viewpoints. Each chapter is very short. Chapter title tells whose viewpoint.

What The HELL Is That?" Draco shouted, spinning on his spot. "Didn't I tell you to answer it Draco?" Hermione asked. "I did! I asked it, where are you from? Can't it say anything but 'ring, ring?" He asked, confusion evident in his tone. A Series.

Lucy Brighton has just started her seventh year at Hogwarts, and she has one question on her mind: What the hell is a Hufflepuff? Nobody seems to know, but before the school year ends, she intends to find out.

Her lips twitched as Draco set the spring green colored Slytherin egg on the drying rack. “So pale pink and spring green are the new Gryffindor and Slytherin colors, huh?” Complete

Naru vs. Japanese High School. Naru 1, High School 0. Chapter Two: Even Naru can make friends his own age. Honestly, he’s as surprised as anyone else.

Dean kept a knife under his pillow. It seemed smart until he slipped, and fell straight onto it while playing tag with Sam. Dean's first 'official' sutures. *Complete*

Even some of the toughest people can be afraid of thunder and lightning.

Blaise Zabini had the perfect plan. He was going to tell Hermione that Draco had a crush on her. Until he found out that they were already dating... Dramione with a little bit of Blaise/Harry.

Drabble length. A journal entry from Drizzt's POV about the end of the final battle in Silent Blade, the one where he dies, briefly. Only I composed the entry in modern, normal language. Which makes it a parody. I think.

This is a story of Louis Connelly, Lyla Novacek and Evan Taylor. Based on the movie August Rush.

Internally, he started cheering. Guy was going down; hard. "Here comes the Next Contestant."

A Yule Ball can be full of surprises.

Jeffrey Wilson, high school English teacher, was perfectly content with his job. Then Dean Winchester walked through the door. Rated T for language and mild violence. A/N: I don't own them and I never will.

Tag to Yellow Fever. Dean thinks Sam didn't care that he almost died again.

Not wanting to be left out, Hermione tries to get over her fear of heights by flying on her broom, which turns out unsuccesful. However, when a certain Slytherin comes along they form a deal: A Flying Lesson for a Kiss. Dramione.

Temari Gaara and Kankuro are at the cemetery, and a stupid joke sets Temari off. Stupid and dark humor. Sand siblings one-shot.

A series of one shots: some funny, some angsty, mostly pointless, all guaranteed to have three things: Sokka, Toph, and sarcasm.

Based on Never Again by Nickelback. Harry's Uncle is taking it too far, and Dudley decides to put an end to it. Hanging between life and death, Harry is again saved by Snape. Child abuse.

What if it wasn't Harry who found Draco crying? OneShot, barely a Dramione, but anyway, read and review please!

Draco is lamenting his situation in the second floor bathroom, when Harry walks in on him. Angst, self harm, awkwardness.

There are a few things my father doesn't know -Draco's POV-

Draco has always aspired to be like his father... even if it means tearing himself apart in the process. FF100.99

Hermione loves quidditch. Unfortunately, Ron and Harry don't think she's up to it. How far will Hermione go to prove she's good enough? And how does Draco Malfoy fit into the story? She's the Man plot, Harry Potter Characters.

August, now aged 16, has a girlfriend whom he believes is his soulmate. Although they're at risk for separation, similar to Louis and Lyla. To avoid that unfortunate fate they run away to the streets of NYC, and encounter various people from August's past

Charlie starts to question why Edward doesn't eat. He comes to one conclusion: Edward is bulimic?

Naruto always runs into drunken angry mobs in Konoha. But Konoha is a big place surely they can't all be angry all the time right? A story of what happens when Naruto runs into a pretty "unique" mob. Rated M for language just to be safe

Mai has some fun and finds out some VERY interesting things about her boss. Quite funny really xD it made me laugh when I thought of it. Oneshot.

His name could have been anything; Daniel, Peter, even Benjamin; but no. Narcissa just had to choose the silliest one that honestly, sounded like a sissy prat. whipped!Lucius. Pregnant!Narcissa. Beware.

Who better to supervise the carving of the Rokudaime's face into Hokage Mountain than the Rokudaime himself?

Basically, Toph gets her period, and Aang gets really confused. Thank goodness Katara and Sokka are there to save the day! This is my take on how the 'birds & the bees' would be explained in the Avatar world.

The night after August's first concert, August and Louis share a moment alone. Oneshot.

It took Toph a while to decide on a nickname for Zuko - nothing quite seemed to fit. A continued conversation from Ember Island Players. TophxZuko.

Gene's alive but how is that possible? Mai was adopted? Who are her real parents? and what is the price that has to be paid? Read & Review please. rated T to be on the safe side.

The power of youth prevails! - crack! PURE crack!

Draco faces his boggart a second time. But first, Professor Lupin tells him a story. Mentor fic. Sequel to "Fear of the Father" by Black-Kimauri, in a completely different style.

Lightning, Noctis, Vanille, Laris, Marcus, Stella, and Snow play the Nervous game! No pairings, just humor and touching *in various places*. Please comment. Who knew playing Nervous Game would be so naughty?

Tom and Doug are on assignment at a local high school when a teacher has a really bad day. This is a writing assignment from FYH! I might be able to write a better summary later... we shall see!

Kenny always dies and always comes back to life but does he really want to? Rated due to swearing and suicide. I know the titles crap but I can;t think of a better one.

He gave her 9 roses, and another one, fake. She asked him why, and he answered, "I will love you until the last rose dies." "But fake roses don't-" "Exactly." NejiTen Fluff! Oneshot...

Hanson and Penhall decide their unit hasn't had the full McQuaid experience...

Narcissa Malfoy was killed over the summer and Harry is reflecting on the change in Draco. In Charms class he learns something new about the murder...

High school life isn't as easy as it looks. Actual story to 'Do they even care anymore'.

An early sparring match as a young Drizzt begins his training under Zaknafein. "Zak knew the harsh realities of the Underdark. The weak died. The strong survived. Still, Drizzt was only a boy..." Please review!

Naruto has to take care of a sick Sasuke.

Naruto has passed the first two tests of the gods. Now, he has the chance to get what was stolen from him at birth. The question is, will he? Sequel to 'If Only.'

THIS STORY IS DANGEROUS. IT HAS CAUSED NUMEROUS PEOPLE TO BE KICKED OUT OF LIBRARIES, RECEIVE STRANGE LOOKS FROM FAMILY MEMBERS, AND GO CLINICALLY INSANE. DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, READ THIS STORY. ESPECIALLY NOT CHAPTER 19.

“Yo momma is so fat she-” And there we were. Me and Granger. Exchanging “Yo Momma” jokes.

After reigning for decades as Kages in their respective villages, Naruto and Gaara return back in time to their six year old selves. Challenge: who can win over their village and become the leader before the other?

First SandSib Fic. Gaara can't sleep. Temari is tired and just wants to go to bed. NOT SandSecst

12 things one could do whent he power goes out. McQuaid style.

Tom and Doug are on assignment as the McQuaids and their drug bust goes wrong...Tom ends up with amnesia. Enough said, if you want to find out more, you'll just have to read it.

All the things not to do at Hogwarts...done.

Team Gai has kept VERY busy over the timeskip. And I've been VERY busy writing about it. Insanity to no end. Don't read if you value your sanity. Chapter 22- Drabbles Galore! Don't sue me!

Hello, my name is Ally and I am here with Ninja Planet, where we observe Ninja in there natural habitat. We will observe and see what they eat, how they act, and what pisses them off. First up- Hyuugacis Nejius.

Oneshot. Nothing drives a person crazy quite like love. Taang

This is your punishment, the only way to cleanse your soul. Draco's still struggling to heal. Warning: Contains self harm. one-shot.

Sasuke has returned from The Sound to find that Sakura has turned into a beautiful Kunoichi that is over him. Sakura couldn't wait to get her revenge when Sasuke returned. The thing they didn't expect was to refall in love! SasuSaku and implied others!

Basically the story of how Evan meets his parents. I don’t really think it will be more than a one shot unless I get that one fan who just loves it

After Western Air Temple--Zuko tries to make his place in the Gaang, but his scar is causing problems with his vision. Toph tries to help.

“Harry, I regret to inform you that you are the final Horcrux of Voldemort. Do you realize what this means?” Harry slowly nodded. “Time to buy life insurance.”

There is an empty room in Konoha. Once, it was meant to be a nursery.

Naruto and Sasuke stumble across a strange object in the woods. It lets out a sudden burst of power and Naruto is knocked unconscious. He wakes up to find everything is wrong. Is it genjutsu? A concussion? Hallucinations? Or something else?

Kakashi watches becaus he cares.

The final rule is, do not, under any circumstances, touch the actors. You paid to get scared. They’re doing their jobs and scaring you. If you touch them, they can touch you. HidaSaku AU

PreHBP, but with spoilers. There have been rumors concerning Draco Malfoy. Horrible, terrifying rumors. When he arrives at school, people soon realize that he'll do anything to be left alone. However, Hermione Granger has different intentions this year...

Draco tries his hardest to break the cycle of mental abuse inherited from his father and his father before him. But can he do it? Implied Dramione. Oneshot.

with friends like his, Naruto might as well as commit suicide…and he did. Rated for suicide. Very slight side Yaoi. Ignore what it says inside, there IS NO SEQUEL.

Our favorite assassin is having a very trying day. . . Drow and bugs and migraines, oh my!

Sakura is having trouble sleeping, and it is bothering Sasuke. [Rated for language]

A slight twist to the usual deaging stories. What if the accident created a gas? What if it effected the entire class? How does Snape deal with fifteen toddlers?

Have you ever wondered what color boxers Naru wears? Perhaps they are black, like his clothing? Or pure white like a maiden's heart? Or covered in yellow ducky wuckies? Read on to find out! And Review! Short oneshot.

Drizzt agrees to teach school for one month as a favor to Cattie-Brie, but the task is not as easy as he expected. Set between the Dark Elf trilogy and the Icewind Dale trilogy. Updated May 2015.

Ever wondered about NARU'S FIRST LOVE? Well... it was a desperate and passionate love... a love that would last for years and years... Read to find out what happens! And review! SPOILER ALERT ABOUT UKNOWWHO Short OneShot.

The high school where the gym teacher overworks you, the english teacher is a heartthrob, the woodworks teacher is a sadistic maniac, the food tech teacher is ramen obssessed, the music teacher has multiple personality disorder, and more. Its all just fun

I'm Draco Malfoy, and I'm hiding from my highly insane wife at the moment under our table. Right now you're probably wondering what I'm thinking. Well, I'll tell you. Right now I'm thinking maybe the closet would have been better...

The boys write a Children's book. Crack

For an early Father's Day...

DracoHermione ONESHOT When you see someone crying, comfort him. When you see someone hurt, heal him. When you see someone all alone, love him. When someone is in trouble, help him. Hermione intends to do them all. Just not in that particular order.

The task was simple: cut off Ino's ponytail. [crack oneshot]

Draco Malfoy has a history of falling short of certain expectations. After seven years at Hogwart's, he's come to realize a simple fact in all his years trying to impress his father, the only person he's truly failed to be good enough for is himself.

Naruto is fed up with being called a monster and runs away from Konoha. Ten years later Naru gets hurt bad and passes out near Konoha. A genin finds him and takes him to medicalnin Sakura who instantly reconizes her old friend. Full Summary inside...

In a crowd of hundreds, Hermione is the only one who sees Draco perform a single act of defiance against his father.

Complete DHr & HG Sixth years at Hogwarts are now required to take a parenting class, what fun! Hermione, Draco, and Harry are paired up in which they'll trade off being children. Can they live through the class or will being a parent prove too hard?

My name is Peter Pettigrew, and I approve this message. I hereby proclaim myself a gangsta. And there is nothing you can do about it.

It is Draco's third year of Hogwarts, his only escape from his father… or so he thinks. Can Dumbledore help him? What's Hermione's role in this?Possible romance ahead. Rated K for child abuse and violence. PLEASE REVIEW!

Imagine the worst high school in existence. With freak disciplinarians and a demented headmaster. Imagine Aang, Katara, Sokka and Zuko. Put them together. Stop imagining and read the story.The story of survival.

Narcissa glimpses a rarelyseen affectionate side of her husband.

Guess What? Aang has a day job as a priest! Watch as he offers his expert advice to everything from heart breaks to honeymoons.Did I say advice?This kid has no idea what he’s doing!

Sakura enjoyed watching him while he slept. GaaraSaku oneshot.

Ever wonder what Drizzt does when he's not on the road and desperately bored? Well, wonder no more! Oneshot.

Who said redheaded homicidal maniacs can't keep a journal? Sand Siblings craziness. Possible manga spoilers.

It was bad enough when two teens switched bodies. It got worse when CattiBrie, Drizzt, Wulfgar, and Regis got dragged into the mess.Things went horribly wrong when Danica, Bruenor, Jarlaxle, Entreri, Dinin, and Zaknafein got mixed in too. UPDATED!

[May contain minor OOC and AUness] Zaknafein reflects on Drizzt and his brothers, the similarities that they share, and the differences that divides them. Oneshot, gen.

...Fine. If you wanna die so bad, it's your call. But you gotta prove to me you're worth the effort. I'll let you fight my sister... but first, you gotta get through ME. Kankuro x Tenten [finished]

An amusing vignette in which the McQuaids do their homework.

[One shot] Randomness, drabbles, thoughts and scribbles all describe a period of boredom for Hermione Granger in one Potions class. Thoughts of teeth, twins and Draco Malfoy plague her.

After a wicked blow to the head, Drizzt finds his life changed for good. When there is nothing he can possibly do to change what has happened, he strives to live his life as normal as possible with his friends.

Hermione pays a visit to Draco in the Hospital Wing. Set During Halfblood prince. HGDM. Oneshot.

[AU] Draco and Lucius Malfoy sit behind Harry and Hermione at the Quidditch World Cup. Being Malfoys, they just have to grab this one by the horns. Unfortunately, they seem to forget that Hermione Granger is the top of her year... Oneshot.

The McQuaid Brothers (yes, its another one of THOSE) infiltrate a school where not all is what it seems.

Drow discover the joys of Caffiene. What more can you say?

Rizzen gives Dinin a teddy bear, and now everyone wants it, and no one wants to give it up. Solely for humor. I hopw you like it. Read please.

He's giving up. He wants out. The only thing in life he cared about he didn't think cared about him too. So what was the point? (Brat Child2's challenge -- Cartman's POV)

Ok, Drizzt is acting a little weird after drinking some odd bevrage in some random tavern. Wait, he's not a little weird, lot weird. chapter 2 now up

Hermione has been overworking herself in her 7th year. Not only that, but she's hardly eating or sleeping. How does the Head Boy help? By sweeping her off her feet, of course! HGDM, R for future chapters..

Kakashi's skilled at feigning sleep. Contains KakashiXIruka.

...Thunderstorms had a way of humbling me. With every flash of lightening, I knew that my imperfections, both physical and otherwise, were illuminated in the split-second of blinding light that was superseded by a deafening clap of thunder...

What is the infamous Malfoy family had a secret? What if Draco had a twin sister and she had previously lived in America but now she had returned to her home? How will the Trio handle being in the same House with the Deatheaters twin?

Artemis Entreri contemplates peace as he watches Jarlaxle sleep one night. Jarlaxle tells Entreri a little bit about Zak the next morning. Strange, yet somewhat sweet story. Or at least I think so.

When Hermione is turned into a House elf by an irritated wizard in Knockturn Alley, she finds herself being bought and hired to ... who else, but the Malfoys?

It i said that if dwarves stay in their caves too long they will go crazy...? Is this something that Wulfgar made up, or will Bruenor really find himself losing his mind? Silly story idea given to me by DragonEyeZ.

Catti-brie makes a bet with Drizzt. What's she going to do?

This is a song fic based on Nickelback's song 'Never Again'. Draco's an Auror and Ginny lives next door with her abusive boyfriend. D/G

about Lucius. It goes up to Draco's first words, the first time he ever hurt his father and so on until he is sixteen...kind of hard to explain, It's from Lucius's view