Greetings fellow fan fiction readers, welcome to my pathetic attempt at a profile page.

I'm not very good at writing these kinds of things. For starters, I do not think it possible to summarize my entire personality, likes, and dislikes in the space provided. Furthermore, these things aren't really that important anyways since one comes to this site to read stories, not the few sentences I can dish out about my life.

If interested, I have provided some for your reading pleasure.

To list some of the main points, important or not, I am female, I am incredibly egocentric (as-in, first personality trait), and if slash-sighting were an Olympic sport, I would pone (told you I was egocentric).

I enjoy such things as Star Trek (in fact, I would go mad if it did not exist, and did so when the new movie came out...ew...they violated Spock with Uhura's mouth… blasphemy), reading and writing (obviously), and eating vast amounts of chocolate as every respectable female should.

You now know the diluted shell of my existence, have fun.