After Ace pushes forward the proposal to close Eastgate high, it seems like success is finally in his grasp. He learns a little too late, however, that the cost of victory is not always worth the pain. (Mention of suicide; AU after the ending of main quest 'What Goes Around')

She was dramatic. He was dynamic. She was precise. He was impulsive. He was James, and she was Lily, and one day they shared a kiss, but before that they shared many arguments, for he was cocky, and she was sweet, and matters of the heart require time.

What happens when Anastasia Steele meets Mr. Banana? A humorous and absurd rewrite of 50SoG.

"No, Lily, I mean there's an elephant in the room. Over there. It's standing on your purple scarf." A prequel of sorts to Haggis.

The fic about nothing. Complete.

I’m so clever, said James Potter, letting out an elitist laugh. No one else would ever have thought of this ingenious plan. He rocked his chair back onto two legs, and almost fell, but didn’t.