The Sunflower
 Hello there, you have somehow stumbled across The Sunflower's profile page. The Sunflower is not available at the moment, she is most likely off on a futile quest to find a miracle cure for her chronic boredom. Here is something quite fascinating that she learned on one of her many travels: "Perhaps the world's second worst crime is boredom. The first is being a bore." and since: "The secret of being a bore is to tell everything." The Sunflower will end her very intriguing profile page right here and remain shrouded in mystery for the time being. But before she does so she would like to bestow upon you, whoever you may be, the following blessing... May your broadband be fast and wireless May you discover many well-written fanfictions on this site May you enjoy those rare gems thoroughly and learn from them too May your reviews be helpful and never consist of "upd8 s0on plz!!11!111!!" May plotbunnies be abundant and obedient May your pen come to paper in one swift unyielding motion May your words come from your heart and come easily May your fics be interesting, inspiring and original May your reviewers provide you with constructive feedback May you learn from your mistakes whether you have committed canon rape, purple prose, OOCness, self-insertion, spawned Mary Sues; violated the English language; written shitty plots, pathetic summaries, bad titles, annoying essays for your cute little author's rant... err note; bolding and italicising excessively or anything else that transforms your readers into victims and makes them want to gauge their eyes out May you have oodles of fun on this site, gain experience and improve your writing skills Happy reading and happy writing |
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