Hi there! Haisha.Hime here. I love anime to no end, though I really can't take them seriously anymore after the many crack!fics I've read on Fanfiction.net. But still, the characters are amazing, and that's all I need for now.

My list of favorite animes in no particular order:

Naruto / Naruto Shippuuden

Yu-Gi-Oh / Yu-Gi-Oh 5D's

Pokémon!

Beyblade

InuYasha

Romeo x Juliet

Full Metal Alchemist/Full Metal Alchemist: Brotherhood

D.N. Angel

Rosario+Vampire / Rosario+Vampire Capu2

Vampire Knight / Vampire Knight Guilty

Black Cat

Pandora Hearts

Tears to Tiara

...And more that seemed to have escaped my mind.

"The two things that are infinite are the universe and the human stupidity." - Albert Einstein

"The best way to lure people in to reading your FF is to put a hot make-out session as your summary." - Me :D

(When asked about Kaiba/Jounouchi pairing) "If it makes them happy and it's in the content of a loving relationship, there's nothing wrong with it." - Dan Green.

(When asked about Yugi/Atem pairing) "It's like a father/son relationship...But it's obviously more fun to joke that they're gay." - Dan Green.

Inuyasha: Uhh, Sesshoumaru ... I know we have our differences, but, uh, I need to ask you something.

Sesshoumaru: Go ahead little brother.

Inuyasha: Um, you know -- when you take a girl out.

Sesshoumaru: As a matter of fact I do.

Inuyasha: You know when things go really well...?

Sesshoumaru: This is your first time, isn't it?

Inuyasha: It's not that -- I just wanna -- I just want to know how much to tip the waiter!

A baby chicken walks up to its mom, the hen.

Baby chicken: Am I a human?

Hen: No, you’re a chicken.

Baby chicken: Did I come from a human?

Hen: No, you came from an egg.

Baby chicken: Do eggs come from humans?

Hen: No, eggs get laid.

Baby chicken: Do humans get laid?

Hen: Some do, but others are chickens.