Name: Olyvia Jackson

Age: Teenager

Location: Unknown

Motto: If you believe it, you can achieve it.

Future Occupation: Detective, film director

FAVORITES:

Color: Anything neon, blue, black

Season: Autumn

Actress: Mariska Hargitay, Natalie Portman

Actor: Johnny Depp, Heath Ledger

Bands: Superchick, Rascall Flatts, Martina McBride, Ani Defranco

TV Shows: Law and Order: SVU, Bones, Alias, Gilmore Girls

School Subject: History, art, math

Movies: Star Wars, Speak, Dark Knight, Titanic, Pirates of the Caribbean

Books: Speak, Twilight series, Cold Truth, Fanfictions

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you've run up a down escalator copy and paste this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to knoch someone's lighs out, copy this onto your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. (or Geek)

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had an orange-mocha-frappuccino moment, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a survivor, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who will laugh at a joke hours after it's told because you've just gotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.

Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in God put this in your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself post this in your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the fun of it, copy this into your profile.

If you are against child abuse, you should copy this into your profile.

If you've ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't do drugs and never will, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think cancer is awful, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy and past this to your profile.

If you are against animal cruelty put this in your profile.

If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against any kind of abuse, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever wanted to slap someone, but restrained yourself, congratulations, and copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are a teenage girl who actually EATS breakfast, lunch and dinner, copy and paste this into your profile.

QUOTES:

Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Violent pencil tossing usually indicates a need for pie.

Life isn't about waiting for the storms to pass, it's about learning how to dance in the rain.

Man: Honey, I'd like a mineral water, no ice.
Olivia: And I'd like your balls in a blender, but ain't life a bitch?

Did you just Star Wars me?

All good things in life are illegal, expensive or fattening.

Boys are like slinkies: Useless, but fun to watch fall down stairs.

I'm not quiet. I'm plotting.

So, he bashes her head against the wall...Oh wait, you meant he hit her over the head with the building!

Friends are like bras: Close to the heart and there for support.

I'm not weird, I'm just cooler than you.

Cows are my favorite vegetable.

The art of being a woman is letting the men think they're in charge.

An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind.

Richard, you can sing!

You still have a pencil in your hair, but I'm not going to tell you.

I have a ruler, we can make it work.

My teacher: Does anyone remember where we put the paper chains in the ceiling?
Marybeth: In the ceiling.

Make an effort, not an excuse.

Learn how to be happy with what you have while you pursue all that you want.