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My Interests, and Other Random Stuff About Me

I'm completely obsessed with manga and anime, I think I've read just about every manga series in the entire universe (ok maybe only forty or more but that's not that point.) I love to draw, even during class I'll just take any piece of paper or surface I can find and I'll start drawing. I even draw on my arms, I like to take pictures of those cause I'm too young to have them as tattoos', and since it'll all wash off later might as well document it. I've never taken art lessons though, but I sometimes just paint with mom's friend's friend Ozzi R. Also, I love writing, poetry, stories, but NEVER non-fiction. That stuff is way too boring. Well, correction, there is good non-fiction, I just hate the kind where it's a book on frogs or something, don't get me wrong, I like frogs. I just think I have better stuff to do than write about animals in the most boring way possible. I like non-fiction on ancient civilizations, and this may be weird, but I love history, as long as I'm not in class. How can school seem to make everything boring, I know that if you don't go to school there's Truancy n' stuff, but it is SO BORING! I've actually fallen asleep in class before, and it definitely doesn't help that I get like, five hours of sleep. fall asleep at one and wake up at six, oh-joy. School can be sorta interesting, my French class is great, and surprisingly so is English. And since I've moved up to honors Social Studies things are better. But my math and science teachers are killer, and not in the good way. You know that voice that Severus Snape has in Harry Potter? They sound like that, worse actually. And all their favorites are guys! I can understand how kids skipping those classes is a problem. Seriously, once it's time for math and science, the only kids left are usually me, that kid in the wheel-chair (Nikki), who trust me, would run as fast as possible out of school if she could. The nerds (and no I'm not trying to be mean, I'm a geek myself, but those kids are freaky!) And the kids with intensive athsma. Math and science can be fun, I even watch Nova sometimes (as said, I'm a geek), and talk with David (step-dad) about math equations and Albert Einstein (again, COMPLETE GEEK), but at school, it becomes a death sentence. Having trouble sleeping? Go to my math teacher and ask if she can teach you about algebra, doesn't matter if you already know it, she loves to talk about it in the way I like top talk about manga, until you're head pops off. And guaranteed, you'll be asleep within five minutes. I think I've fallen asleep in class since the beginning of the year I d'know, 15 times? Probably too low of an estimation, 20, 25? I'll probably remember within a week or something... Maybe I'm adding in the daydream stuff, I daydream constantly, so it wouldn't be that hard... Usually when I daydream, it's about ghosts, demons, monsters, etc. I don't know why, but I can't stop thinking about it, it's gotten even more so since I started reading "Roll the Dice" by VikiofTheSpiritRealm... It's a really good fic, if you're an Avatar and ghost/demon junkie like me, you gotta read this. And strangely, in the 6th chapter, the other girls in the cell sound a lot like the voices in my head... Kidding, but seriously, whenever I'm bored or in a weird mood, I'll start arguing with myself on random stuff, and those characters say almost exactly the same things I do... Weird... Or maybe I'm just going crazy, yeah probably that... But seriously, I'm completely obsessed with ghosts monters, spirits, demons, etc. And no, SPIRITS AND GHOSTS ARE NOT THE SAME THING!! O.k, I'm definitely crazy.

Diary:

November 15th 2008

I am so BORED! I have bronchitis, sorta like pneumonia, so I'm basically stuck at home. That means my options are sleep, sleep, watch t.v, or post random stuff, obviously I chose the latter. It's sort of annoying, the bronchitis thing, because this isn't the first time, according to my doctor, I'm prone to bronchitis. So my immune system can't protect me against it, and that means that it will literally be years until my body can fight it off. The doctor's betting on age 19, maybe 18. I think it's been getting less serious, though this time I did start coughing up blood... Ok forget that then, (sigh), it's so fun to be sick... Advice, NEVER get bronchitis if you can help it, you will end up feeling like s#!t, you'll be overloaded with homework from missing school for more than a week, and again, you'll feel like complete s#!t. AVOID BRONCHITIS!

Name: Just call me Nezu, or Nezumi17 if you want to be all formal (PLEASE don't, I have to deal with enough of that at home, what parent calls their kid by their full name 100 of the time?!)

Age: I tell no-one, but it's between 12 and 17 ;) .

Grade: Again, between 7th and 12th.

Country: I do live in the U.S, I just like Big Ben, that's why it's my avatar.

Pets: THE BEST BLACK CAT IN THE WORLD!!

Sign: Aries.

Element: Everything! But mostly Earth...

Religion: I don't really have one, something might exist, but I have no idea, so I'm not declaring anything.

Bands/s:Usually I love anything by Paramore, P!nk, and most of the time Tokio Hotel. Linkin Park is good too, Fall Out Boy, Everclear. Depends on my mood, right now it's Paramore though...

Song: It'll probably change in about five minutes, but to whoever cares: "Fences" by Paramore, and "I Don't Care" by Fall Out Boy..

Books: I have way too many favorite books, all of Harry Potter, Artemis Fowl, A Drowned Maidens' Hair, Golden Compass, Subtle Knife, Amber Spyglass, the Giver, The Book Theif, The Dark Room, 666 Tales of the beast (It's scary stories ok, not evil stuff for those who will think I'm a complete freak and put hands on their hearts, etc.), Un Lun Dun (one of the best books you'll ever read), if I tried to go on I would run out of room. Anything vaguely depressing, action filled, no romance, some mystery and definitely fiction, I will read.

Favorite T.V. shows:

A Haunting (Yes I know it's cheesy, but what can you do?)

Tsubasa

xxxHolic (and no, it's NOT sex related, look it up!)

AVATAR!

Daily Show!!

Colbert Report!!

Favorite Movies:

All Harry Potter Movies

All Lord Of the Rings

Iron Man

Grave of the Fireflies

MILK

Frost/Nixon

The Hulk (the new version, the old one was horrible, to anyone who disagrees, DO YOU HAVE EYES?!)

Treasure Planet

PERSEPOLIS!!

All of Monty Python!!

Favorite Characters:

Tsubasa: Kurogane and Mokona!!

Avatar: TOPH!!

xxxHolic: Kohane-chan.

A Drowned Maidens' Hair: Maud Flyn, the star, and no she's not an old lady. It's just set in times that have produced all of the old, knitting obsessed women that are still alive today, one of them may be your grandmother. But in the book these old ladies are much more...lets just say interesting. NOT in the romantic way, just clarification, in the greedy, deceptive, very good con-artist way.

Random:

Color: Dark Blue, think midnight-ish-violet-ish.

Food: Spanikopita! Pomegranites, PIZZA!! Dr. Pepper... I could go on, oh yeah! COFFEE AND CHOCOLATE!!

Season: Tie between Fall (Halloween) and Winter (SNOW!)

Planet: Ceres, actually a dwarf planet. (Yes, I'm a nerd, GET OVER IT!)

Desert: I can't decide, if I had to choose... Could I just say German Chocolate Cake?

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My Interests, and Other Random Stuff About Me

I'm completely obsessed with manga and anime, I think I've read just about every manga series in the entire universe (ok maybe only forty or more but that's not that point.) I love to draw, even during class I'll just take any piece of paper or surface I can find and I'll start drawing. I even draw on my arms, I like to take pictures of those cause I'm too young to have them as tattoos', and since it'll all wash off later might as well document it. I've never taken art lessons though, but I sometimes just paint with mom's friend's friend Ozzi R. Also, I love writing, poetry, stories, but NEVER non-fiction. That stuff is way too boring. Well, correction, there is good non-fiction, I just hate the kind where it's a book on frogs or something, don't get me wrong, I like frogs. I just think I have better stuff to do than write about animals in the most boring way possible. I like non-fiction on ancient civilizations, and this may be wierd, but I love history, as long as I'm not in class. How can school seem to make everything boring, I know that if you don't go to school there's Truancy n' stuff, but it is SO BORING! I've actually fallen asleep in class before, and it definitely doesn't help that I get like, five hours of sleep. fall asleep at one and wake up at six, oh-joy. School can be sorta interesting, my French class is great, and surprisingly so is English. And since I've moved up to honors Social Studies things are better. But my math and science teachers are killer, and not in the good way. You know that voice that Severus Snape has in Harry Potter? they sound like that, worse actually. And all their favorites are guys! I can understand how kids skipping those classes is a problem. Seriously, once it's time for math and science, the only kids left are usually me, that kid in the wheel-chair (Nikki), who trust me, would run as fast as possible out of school if she could. The nerds (and no I'm not trying to be mean, I'm a geek myself, but those kids are freaky!) And the kids with intensive athsma. Math and science can be fun, I even watch Nova sometimes (as said, I'm a geek), and talk with David (step-dad) about math equations and Albert Einstein (again, COMPLETE GEEK), but at school, it becomes a death sentence. Having trouble sleeping? Go to my math teacher and ask if they can teach you about algebra, doesn't matter if you already know it, they love to talk about it, and guaranteed, you'll be asleep within five minutes.

Have you ever wanted to shred those too girly fangirls that scream "OHMIGOSH I AM (insert mesuinu's name here)'S WIFE HAHAHA U SUX!" with a hammer? An axe? A chainsaw? Well then, copy and paste this into your profile and spread your feelings to everyone about how fangirlyness SUCKS. (TAKE NOTE HANNAH!)

If you like well-written, original characters, but hate Mary-Sues, then copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Arktos, Wandering Hitokiri, Syldoran, Zilo's Blue Pen, VikiofTheSpiritRealm, Nezumi17.

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you DON'T have a boyfriend/girlfriend and you're proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular: If you're part of the five percent who's not, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to this list: Queen S of Randomness 016, AnimeKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow 929, Crazy Billy Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactivity Bored, Spymaster E., Shanny-Boo, Gem W., Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratess writer/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy the Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, Arktos, Wandering Hitokiri, Syldoran, Zilo's Blue Pen, VikiofTheSpiritRealm, Nezumi17.

If you have ever wished you could materialize a hammer/frying pan/giant fan out of thin air to beat someone with, put this into your profile. (OH YES)

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever turned a corner and banged your arm/leg/toe/head on the wall, put this in your profile and add your name to the list: Zilo's Blue Pen, VikiofTheSpiritRealm, Nezumi17.

If you can't stand it when people have a lot of those "copy and paste this into your profile" things in their profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

...If you got the above line, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you secretly hoped to get a letter from Hogwarts when you were eleven put this in your profile. (Uh, yeah, why WOULDN'T I?)

98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person (or not) copy this into your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile. (Another reason why going to my relatives' house is HORRIBLE!!)

Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile (Every day...)

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. (It actually is fun.))

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. (Thank you, someone who agrees!)

Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. , copy this onto your profile. (Vegetarian!)

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile! (Especially when I'm mad, watch out mom!)

If you KNOW the voice in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile! (There's Alice, another version of me, etc...)

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you want to kill the person who said Avatar was a load of rubbish, copy and paste this into your profile! (They aren't dead, I just packed them in a box and shipped them to India.)

If you think about Avatar practically 24/7 copy and paste this into your profile. (written by Kohroxmysox) (DUH)

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Beach Bums by comptine reviews
AU The beach is normally a place where people relax and catch a few rays, that is until Aang Gyago shows up. With a motherly surfer, a grinning skater, a quiet inline-blader and a goofy van driver will Aang be able to have a normal summer? Probably not.
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The Crappy Twilight Cliches Show! by The Dawn Is Breaking reviews
Sick and tired of Bella tripping over empty air, and Alice doing nothing but shop? Wouldn't you rather see Jacob dance on the coffee table half-naked, and Mike being pelted with tomatoes? The Crappy Twilight Cliches Show is for you! NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 44 - Words: 54,457 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 4/28/2009 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Complete
Red Painted Night by Demetria912 reviews
AU. Aang is the prince of all the nations because his father has taken over the world. Toph was taken as a slave for Aang after her family got stripped of it's social status. He thinks she's amazing. She thinks he's a jerk. How will this work? TA SS MZ KH
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Reversed Psychos by Caspre reviews
A parallel universe shows us what the GAang could be like in another reality- I assure you, it's not pretty- but when the two worlds of Avatar collide, what disastrous consequences could POSSIBLY occur...? Warning- SLIGHT O.O.C...
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,387 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Aang
The Cullens including Bella use AIM! by ThePurpleDragonOfAmazingness reviews
The Cullens use AIM. Watch the stupid/ funny/ strange/ retarded/ and crazy things they do. sorry, I suck at summaries. AIM plot: Overused? Yes. Funny? ALways. at least, I hope so... rated T, just in case...NOTE: OOC sillyness. **ON HOLD**
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,185 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 10/2/2008
After Five by comptine reviews
AU It’s all you ever hear. Look like this, think like this, be like this! How do you fight it? We started our own radio station, you’re listening to After Five. Yeah, school can sure suck but when you've got five rebel students, it gets interesting HIATUS
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,805 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sex Change of Hogwarts by Caspre reviews
Thanks to Malfoy, Harry's been cursed into a girl! His revenge..seducing him--but there are other things to consider..like Malfoy's sex-appeal that he just cannot ignore..and of course the guys' reaction in his dorm when he wants to get changed! :D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,988 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 4/15/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
At Midnight's End by Demetria912 reviews
AU. Bending was just announced as a crime against the government. Now all benders must unite or be branded and thrown in jail. But other things are popping up. What will happen to the gang when they uncover something that could change everything? TA,SS,ZK
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,121 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/28/2008 - Published: 5/1/2007
Cellblock Tango by comptine reviews
AU Murder's Row can be a dangerous place. The bars sliding closed can give even the most seasoned of criminals shivers. Ty Lee learns that even the most horrid of murders have two sides. These murderesses are just victims of jazz, liquor and men.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,601 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Ty Lee - Complete
Azula's Law by Caspre reviews
Azula lives her life with strict principle. There are specific guidelines by which she abides so she has the ultimate power over everyone she will meet. But what happens when she strays from the rules?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,197 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Azula, Aang
Show Me by Grocer Man reviews
Zuko is trying to regain his honor. Toph isn't helping. Oneshot
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Toph, Zuko - Complete
Shadows See All by Trickstergal33 reviews
During her training, Alanna had a lot of close calls that almost revealed her as a girl. Luckily for her no one other than Myles ever guessed her true identity. Or did they? Her friend Francis of Nond was shy and quiet, and a very observant shadow…
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