Funny Internet Things BTW IF YOU READ THIS FAR YOUR A STALKER!!

Don't mess with a fan girl's fandom because then they'll end up saying "I'm sorry that I bit you...and pulled your hair...and punched you in the face."

My friends have boyfriends and I'm like...I like Chips

One does not simply not love Uriah

Keep Calm and Eat Dauntless Cake

Tris- But I'm not pretty.

Tobias- No, you're not and I would only go to your funeral if there was cake.

Why eat a muffin, when you can shoot it off your friend's head?

I work out because I know that I would be the first to fail Dauntless initiation.

Tris- "Four!" I call out a number. Why did I call out a number? Oh right, because that's his name.

All I want in life is for Four from Divergent to be real.

I cry because Four is fictional.

I don't care if he's fictional, I'll still marry him.

Tris has Four letters while Tobias has Six letters.

Katie- "Do you have a pencil?"

Me- "Nope" *Looks down at bag of pencils* *Laughs Evilly*

What if the last book in Divergent doesn't end in "gent" O.O

Divergent IF YOUR STILL READING YOU'VE EARNED THE STATUS OF CREEPY STALKER!!

"I would start with:

1. If you’re concerned about safety, don’t choose Dauntless.

2. If you’re not physically fit, don’t choose Dauntless.

3. If you don’t want to face your fears in a simulated reality…don’t choose Dauntless.

4. And if you don’t like to be uncomfortably open with the people around you, don’t choose Candor.

5. If you’re Divergent…DON’T TALK ABOUT IT.

6. Stay away from needles.

7. You can probably trust people from Candor and Abnegation."

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella.
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never asks for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not down anymore/Cry with you.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Return your stuff right away.
BEST FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) (never drinking in my life so HAHA suckers)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste."

FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
BEST FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
BEST FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter.
BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this crap!!

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