Chloe and Lucifer have to go undercover as a married couple in a model community to solve the murder of an heiress, and they grow closer in the process. Begins sometime after Lucifer starts to admit his feelings for Chloe, but before she can admit any feelings towards him. Lots of fluff and a fair amount of smut coming up, because I think we all need a break from sadness.

Sometimes, the case isn't that obvious. Sometimes, a gun won't help you. Faced with an unsub who kidnaps men and women who work together, creating his own 'couples', Penelope Garcia and Luke Alvez make a mistake which might prove fatal. What will Luke and Penelope have to do, to stay alive? And how will it affect the feelings they already have for each other?

**2016 Profiler's Choice Award Winner- Best M-Rated; Runner-up Best Over-all Fic and Best Characterization of Spencer Reid** Seven years after their last meeting, Spencer Reid runs into an old college friend, setting in motion a series of events that turn out not to be the disaster he first anticipates.

Bucky's got one goal: to rescue a captured SHIELD agent and get out before the guards realize he's not one of them. Unfortunately, apparently he's also got soulmates, and when their messages and sketches start appearing on his skin, his mission becomes a complicated mess of trying not to get caught covered in their ink.

Morgan wants to ease Reid's mind about the new sheets he bought for the bedroom. Based on a prompt from SpaghettiTacos. It was supposed to be fluff, and nonsense. It isn't, though there is some humor. Bottom line, Morgan loves Reid.

His heart grieves to surrender, but she finds a way to make him walk strong again. (CA:CW church scene:Romangers)

Playing truth or dare with Loki was one of the most interesting experiences of Tony's life.

"If I could entertain myself alone in our bed this morning, I can entertain myself in your office, too."

It became a sort of ritual for Stiles. Every day after school he would make up some sort of excuse to his friends so that he could sneak off to Derek's apartment and catch up on some sleep. He still didn't sleep well or rather hardly at all in his own bed so the few hours he actually did sleep in Derek's bed did wonders for his physical and mental wellbeing.

When a remarkable young man races into Steve's life, both of their worlds change completely. Now he's faced with a difficult choice that he's never thought he would ever have to make again: becoming a big brother to the fastest man alive or a mentor to a young hero who lacks discipline. (Flash and Captain America crossover)

The Barton Farm shower rules apply to everyone. Even Steve and Natasha. Rated M for reasons.

(Companion Piece to Red) After Red Room, Natasha was convinced that soulmates, like love, was for children. After the Battle of New York, she learned all things are possible.

No one knows what the importance of the shape is, if there's any importance at all, yet, he's not all that surprised by the small hourglass stamped over his ribcage.

She wanted to try it, just this once. Just to catch a glimpse, to feel the burn in her lungs. He refused, remaining dead-set against her desire, all her compromising out of the question. He didn't want her to lose herself, and she didn't understand why he just couldn't see. Now the doors are closing, and there's one thing she knows is true; W.I.C.K.E.D most certainly is not good.

It's the New Year's Eve party at the Avengers Tower, all the Avengers who could attend are there. Steve is in his own corner, drinking Coke and thinking about his teammates. Then about other things, shiny things being touched by rough, clever hands...

Second story of my 'Romance between' series. This one-shot is between our favorite pirate captain, Jack Sparrow and the beloved King of Pirates, Elizabeth Swann before she became Turner. Set in movie number 2. Enjoy

Spencer gets shot, and Derek, thinking he will never get another chance, confesses his feelings. Spencer's response is not what he expected.

"This is gonna sound nuts, but have we met before?" Tony would never say that he remembered everything, from burning at the stake in 1629 to dying of polio in 1942. Stony/Superhusbands One-Shot.

Derek was done dating. After several bad relationships, he adamantly told his family that he was not interested in dating anymore, and besides that, he hasn't even met anyone that has caught his eye, thank you very much. And then he meets Stiles Stilinski.

He figured that whoever she was really didn't appreciate the black eyes and bruises he got from the fights. ;/; Steve/Natasha soulmate fic, feel each other's pain, note: slight abuse mention

Derek likes it when Stiles texts him. He pretends he doesn't, but it's kind of one of his favorite things ever. Stiles is, too. Part 3 of A Story In Texts.

Delayed Flight follow up. Derek and Stiles are going back to Beacon Hills for New Years and Derek is more than a little tense. Stiles has an idea how to help him out.

Derek deserves all the nice things. Stiles knows this; after all he's done the research. Sterek.

Steve's never broken his promise to her. On a December visit, he finally asks her to dance. He leads, she follows.

Everybody at Beacon Hills High had a story about Stiles Stilinski. They were whispered in school hallways, traded like precious contraband in the stacks of the library, shared beneath the shadowy underside of the bleachers. Of course, no one dared to mention them when he was nearby, when he could overhear the tales they told about him. Who knew what might happen?

Tony proposes a drinking game and the group accepts it. He proposes an experiment to test Natasha's limits as the game goes on and things become interesting until they turn explosive. - Set in the beginning of Age of Ultron, canon until the party. - Steve/Natasha, sort of, will get there eventually. Written for That Song Project.

Post: Age of Ultron. Steve and Natasha try to extract the pain, as they search beyond their hidden scars.

Five months after the events of CAWS, Cap and Sam are hunting Bucky. Natasha is keeping out of things making a new cover. A chain of events makes Steve and Natasha meet again, but this time it won't be the same. The return of an old enemy hits Cap to his core. Can he stop him alone?

Natasha is bored, Steve is reading, one thing turns into another and Steve finds himself struggling with is owns needs...

just seeing her wear that outfit, brought something out of him

An incident at a bar forces Spencer to come out as bisexual to the team but won't reveal what his 'type' is when it comes to guys. Naturally the women of the BAU - and Derek - try to find out, but is the answer what they hope it to be? Spencer faces the hardships of trying to keep his secret as well as facing personal problems along the way... The question is: is it a happy ending?

"Newt didn't know how he could still be present on Earth, since he was dead, but he didn't question it. " After dying, Newt is still present on Earth, and discovers there is one thing he still must do before he or Thomas can move on.

What happens when Thomas and Minho find a Forever 21 store in the abandoned mall? "The Scorch Trials" movie-fic. Thominho SLASH. Warnings and everything inside. Oneshot - Completed

Stiles is stuck at the airport on Christmas Eve. He is supposed to be at home celebrating but a snow storm has delayed his flight. Luckily someone is around to make his holiday a little less sucky.

'I feel like I should hate you, but at the same time I don't. I feel like I can't trust you but at the same time I do.' Newts letter to Thomas. One-Shot. An assignment of mine. TDC Spoilers!

"Don't do it, Tommy! Don't you bloody do it!" I don't know how long I stood in that spot, staring at those stone walls in shock. My heart ached at losing Alby and Minho but to lose Tommy as well all but broke me.

Two months have past. Bucky is trying to adjust, Steve is still on leave, and Natasha is rarely seen at Avenger tower. After a dark mysterious plot is discovered, a old group will come out of the shadows, and they're after Natasha. The game of Cat and Mouse begins, but who is the Cat and who is the Mouse? (Sequel to Hunt, Kill, Love).

Natasha always believed that survival depended on weapons and core instincts, not trust. After facing the unexpected, a sense of acceptance begins to penetrated her armed heart. She realizes that she doesn't owe him a debt, but something more valuable. CA: WS- Romangers.

"What are you going to do? Do a series about superheroes' daily lives? Iron Man doing laundry. No, wait. I'm not even sure Stark does his own laundry." He pauses and looks at her then, eyes wide and horrified with realization. "Please tell me I didn't just give you an idea." (Natasha & photography. It's not as messy as you think.)

the way he touched her, felt completely different, they were more gentle than strong. Romanogers smut! FWP, fluff with porn.

Natasha and Steve have just escaped SHIELD and have entered Sam's house seeking refuge. Steve hops into the shower, and Natasha hops right in after him. Sexual tension ensues, and Steve abandons all of his morals to the wily red head. A head canon/canon divergence/behind the scenes look at what REALLY happens in the shower before they act against SHIELD. Light choking.

Two neighbors. Two mailboxes right next to each other. They were bound to run into each other eventually.

"When I said that they are worse ways to go...I think the worst way to go...is to go alone." — Sitting on the roof of the new Avengers facility under the bright night sky, Steve and Natasha bond over a discussion of life, death, and the fear of being alone.

The others are sick and tired of Tony having no respect for closed doors and constantly barging in on people while ignoring JARVIS's warnings, so it's up to Steve and Bucky to teach him exactly why he should respect his friends' privacy. Steve/Bucky pairing, graphic M/M smut. Don't like the content or the pairing, don't read. Referenced Clint/Natasha. Rated 'M' for a reason.

Prequel to Kolette? Not a Chance! It's the Annual Mikaelson Barbeque and the day that Kol brings Bonnie home to meet his family at last. Will she be accepted? All human. Oneshot. Kennett, Klaroline and Kalijah. Part of my 'The Human Lives of the Mikaelsons' series.

They pick her up off the streets, a bright-eyed young thing of eighteen, and turn her into a weapon. / caroline-centric, slight klaroline.

An extended version of the Klaroline 5x11 scene, with a surprising addition.

A lot has changed in 70 years. How is Captain America going to deal with a post-Sexual Revolution America? [Written for the 1000 Island Smut Challenge: Write a sexy fic with some decidedly UN-sexy yet mandatory words, with bonus inclusion of 1000 island dressing.] Post Age of Ultron.

Klaus and Caroline are happy together in New Orleans until a coven of witches take away Caroline's memories of Klaus. One-shot. Originally posted on tumblr for Klaroline Wednesday

ONE-SHOT. Spoilers for Age of Ultron. Pietro and Wanda Maximoff. Quicksilver and The Scarlet Witch. The twins. They came into this world together, and were by each other's side through everything. They were two halves of a whole. They were each other's greatest strength and each other's greatest weakness. Together they could do anything. Now two becomes one.

When Caroline is tricked by Silas one to many times she withdraws and shuts herself away. When even Stefan can't get her to come out he can think of no other person to call besides, Klaus. One Shot. Extra piece at the end.

"Captain America wouldn't have sex. He wouldn't know a think about sex. Being 'pure' is largely an assumption people place upon me when it's widely know that I'm still, all things considered, a virgin. I might be ignorant and bashful at times to new things and the way they work in this age, but I'm sure as hell not innocent, Tony."

Everything changes the night the Winter Soldier leaves Steve a note on his door, explaining how in their quest for the perfect super solider weapon, HYDRA impregnated an agent some years ago. Now he has an even tougher mission, being a dad to a girl who's been through hell. One shot for now

He reaches out, brushes a curl behind her ear. His fingers linger on her cheek, and he asks, so softly, "Did you really think I would let you be alone for this?" / Klaroline, Liz, complete

While Caroline is sitting in a bar in Mystic Falls, Klaus appears and he's trying to get her out of this town - but is it that easy? - Klaus x Caroline

"Stark, I order you to put that dildo down this instance." One-shot.

Bucky looks at him blankly. "No, false, my arm isn't a sex toy, what, do you think I just shove the whole thing-" ;/; Part 2 of the Drunk Series (also includes drunk!Tony, reformed!exasperated!Bucky and drunk!Sam)

Natasha Romanoff doesn't like to listen to Steve's orders on missions, what happens when he gets tired of her disobeying him? *This is my first Romanogers fic so be some what kind to me. This of course is AU* Reviews/Comments

A series of one shots and drabbles of conversations between the members of the BAU team while on the plane. Mostly Reidcentric

"A kiss is the result of having found each other." - Anonymous Natasha and Steve start to make out casually, she is teaching him how people kiss in the 21st century. It started with a kiss, how did it end up like this?

Natasha's not afraid to play things close to the chest, far too used to keeping to herself, tucking emotions and desires away to keep her world from getting too messy. Too bad fate isn't content to let things stay that way. Prompt Fill.

Natasha wants to eave Steve into becoming the intense, rough friend with benefits she needs, but she has to start slow with him.

Reid and Morgan text each other about two other team members making them admit how they feel.

Steve has a plan and it includes breakfast. Written for scribbles934 who wanted Steve smut, het sex, and strawberry syrup. Food porn ahead.

After a drunken mishap at a New Year's countdown, a very confused Reid and very confusing Morgan will find their way to each other. That is... if they can piece together what started it all! R/M

Hey, y'all. I love five and ones, so I decided to write one. The conversations in 3, 4, and 5 are all taken directly from the series, so I claim to own nothing but context for those chapters. Other than that, I feel that Morgan and Reid are so fucking canon that it takes someone just showing you the exact lines from the show to prove it. So, I did. Enjoy.

Morgan/Reid kink!meme fill. Spencer's hair is damp from the shower, they're both sweating; it's wet everywhere. PWP, scenario slightly altered.

Based on Season 4 Episode 12 'Soul Mates'. Derek is driven crazy by Reid's new slicked back hair. Smut. MorganxReid.

First!time fic. PWP/Smut. In the middle of a movie, Morgan gets told some unexpected news.

Morgan/Reid PWP. Rimming.

M/R anal toy!kink. Reid's intentional plans are shattered once Morgan finds the remote, and fights to keep his hormones under control in the middle of profiling the unsub. PWP/Smut!

When an unsub has killed far too many, Reid and Morgan have to go undercover. But Reid isn't looking forward to getting up close and personal with this man who he has feelings for... Especially not when the whole team has them under surveillance.

Morgan/Reid PWP. bed!breaking

Morgan had meant it when he'd told Reid he liked the new haircut. And then the kid went and ruined it. That needed to be fixed. *In response to Reid's hairstyle starting in episode 4x12. Rated M. Will be updated every time Reid cuts his hair. Morgan/Reid.

Reid has gotten into the habit of wearing Morgan's clothing. Oneshot. Smut. Slash, M/R

Morgan, Reid, a bottle of honey; what more is there to say? utter PWP

Reid has been forced to resist certain desires until he and Morgan become alone in the unsub's garage. Smut, Slash M/R

Reid is displaying a special hostility to his fed up boyfriend, and Morgan's idea for a solution rather pleasantly slips from his control. Morgan/Reid. Oneshot. Slash. Smut.

"Oh wow Reid, I didn't know androgynous looking dudes did it for ya. It's the whole slide of hand thing huh." Morgan grinned. This is SLASH. Rated 'T' for more adult themes.

"Most of the mistakes in thinking are inadequacies of perception rather than mistakes of logic." -Edward de Bono. Yes, this is SLASH.

ONESHOT. Reid and Morgan go to Wal-mart, stop for lunch, and have a talk. SLASH. Don't read if you don't like. Rated M to be safe.

Hell hath no furry like a Tech Analyst scorned, and unfortunately for Reid and Morgan, their road to hell really was paved with good intentions. Slash.

Maybe it was the stress of their job, the pain of losing Prentiss, that finally pushed it over the edge. My first SLASH! Oneshot-Morgan/Reid, rated M. Nothing but smut, you've been warned

CM Kink Meme IV Prompt: Misbehaving at a crime scene

A critical and accurate analysis of the courtship between Dr. Spencer Reid and SSA Derek Morgan. Slash : Citrus : Oneshot

Derek teaches Spencer a little bit about ball handling. Rated 'T' for pervy puns and sexual innuendos.

The very technology that Derek curses, might just turn out to be his saving grace.

How to know if you're infatuated with Damon Salvatore

In a rut, no time, result! You'll laugh, you'll cry, alright, so, you'll mostly roll your eyes...but these things are almost inevitable. Music by Yellow Card, NIN, Evanescence, Sia, Three Days Grace, Sick Puppies, Papa Roach, Alanis and Korn. :

The girls thought they were in for another boring day at the office...Rated T for implied naughtiness.

Just a nice little one shot I dreamed up...that's now apparently a three chapter tribute to Spencer's mouth...

Spencer Reid's wedding is a week away and the girls despise his fiancé. Can a night uptown and a twist of fate change things before it's too late?

Spencer and Derek are yet again stuck in an elevator, but this time Spencer refuses to talk to the older agent. Can Derek make him? Slash.

A case, a kiss and Reid finds himself in love with the one man he is convinced he can never have. Male x Male

Sequel to 'Halloween Treat'. Really should read that first. This is what happens at the Halloween party. Includes, drinking, fighting, dancing, the horizontal mambo and MONSTER MASH! And not necessarily in that order...

Derek really hates Halloween and the team's antics are making it worse. When something finally happens to make the day worthwhile, will they ruin that too? Rated T for shameless cock blocking. Poor Derek.

The sequel to 'What's Up Doc'. What happens the following Monday. Yes, you have to read 'What's Up Doc' to understand this one.

After an awkward moment on a case, Morgan tries to talk to Reid when the relentless teasing from the team goes too far. If you enjoy this one I wrote a sequel to it called 'Busted'

When Reid alienates everyone in the office, Hotch recruits Morgan to get to the bottom of things.

It was at 10:36 p.m. of a grey, heavy Thursday that Morgan for the first time found himself with an armful of Dr. Spencer Reid, pushing him up against the door of his kitchen and kissing him senseless.