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Joined 10-12-08, id: 1714843, Profile Updated: 12-23-08

Just a Reader that has been Reading Fanfiction for 6 Years. (Decided to Create an Account now for Unknown Reasons.)


Currently Reading This Anime and Books

-Naruto (Mostly Reading This Now)
-Harry Potter
-Bleach
-Digimon


Looking for a Good Story is really Challenging here its like trying to find a Needle in a Trashcan.

HATES

-I Absolutely HATE MPREG FICTIONS, i Do not Mind Yaoi but MPREG Writers Should Die in a Fire.

-INCEST, oh God that is the Most Disgusting thing i ever Read i mean seriously there is nothing Hot or Kinky about Family Members Having Sex With each other.

-Bashing for no Reason just because the Author Hates X Character.

-Bad Grammer/Spelling that makes you lose interest in the Story Itself.

-Instant Love, you should Know what i mean by thoes and Example would be Naruto x Hinata Pairing i mean seriously one day Hinata decided to tell Naruto of Her True Feeling, meet up with Naruto and Confessed her Love to him and Naruto suddenly Remembered that she had always been there for Him and Replied i love you too Hinata. (Seriously they barely talk to each other or meet up and she suddenly confessed and he loves her after that)

LMAO How pathetic is that?

-Short Length Story that you can easily finish in a few Seconds.

-Flamers that Flame a Story just for the hell of it a Great Example would be
Noob1: Your Story Sucks please do us all a favor and delete it.
Noob2: Your Story is the worst i have ever read please kill yourself
Noob3: This story is horrible that i am not gonna tell you how bad it is
Noob4 (Flaming the Author for a Reason that has already been Explained by the Author Him/HerSelf)

There are alot more that i won't bother listing.

-People who ONLY Reads Storys that has the Pairing they Worship.
-People who Threatens to Stop Reading the Story if the Author does not Put the Pairing they Worship.
-People who just Wants to see their Favorite Pairing goes at each Other like Rabbits since they don't care about the Story Itself that they even Dared to ask the Author to make X Female into a Slut just for Y Male Character.


Gee... i am getting bored with the Same Plot i see in Naruto's Fictions, One thing i See in Almost every Story can you Guess What?
Villagers/Councils/Ninjas/whatever Hating and Beating the Hell Outta Naruto. I mean Really They Hate Him so MUCH that even if he saves them or the Entire Village it makes no Difference to them and That is getting Seriously Boring why Can't You People do Something Else Different... What i meant by that is that you Make the People Like Him Over Time by His Progress and his Achivements aka Defeating Gaara and Saving the Village or Some other Major Shit..

Following The Cannon StoryLine is one Other thing that Makes me Bored since Its Obviously Predictable even if Its a Major Or Minor Changes in the Plot, Mizuki Gets Owned - Team Assignment - Team Introduction - Kakashi's Test - DRanks - C-Rank Turned A Rank - WAVE ARC - Chunnin EXAM - RESCUE TSUNADE ARC - RETRIVE SASUKE ARC and so on blah blah i am getting bored

Some Other Predictables are

Sakura - Lame Fangirl,Bashing,Loud Annoying,Useless,not to Mention Dumb, I Hate/Fear Naruto, Sasuke is My Prince

Hinata - Shy,No Confidence in Herself,Out of the World Crush on Naruto from either 2-3Years Old or whatever the time she saw
him,Stalker...,Miss I Know Everything About Naruto Due to Excessive Stalking,I Love Naruto,Naruto Belongs to me,Stutterings.

Sasuke - Annoying Emo,Your Power Belongs to me,I Deserve to Be Stronger because i want to kill Itachi (._.'),Bashing

OH hell why am i Even Typing all of this since Majority of the Story has it.

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Fading into Shadows by Kuramasgal reviews
When Naruto failed to retrieve Sasuke, a sense of despair and doubt begins to enter his mind. He begins to question his self worth and begins to believe his life is better off ending.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,079 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Naruto U.
LightningHunter's Parody by LightningHunter reviews
LightningHunter's Parody of fics we hate. Parody of badly written fics, high school fics, selfinserts, male pregnancies, people who can't write summaries, and unoriginality. Mrated for a lot of language. Chapter 2! Also features LightningHunter's flames!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,538 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Complete
Screaming for Vengeance by LightningHunter reviews
Naruto's the Rokudaime, and the world looks fine- but as Konoha is destroyed by a mysterious army, Naruto barely survives, losing one eye, as well as most of his control of his chakra. But Konoha's last shinobi must avenge her. This is his final mission.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,032 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/4/2008 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Hero's Betrayal: A Son's Redemption by silentmaster reviews
When a hero chooses the love for his son over the love of his village, how will he live with himself? How far will Naruto go to redeem his family name and his father's lost honor? Powerful Naruto pairing undecided
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,050 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 8/10/2008 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Naruto U., Minato N.