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My old account won't work on the app, so now I have this one, too. I love Anime, Harry Potter, Sherlock, Supernatural, and others i'm too lazy to type up.

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Can you hear me now? (or, Harry Potter versus Dumbledore) by PseudonymousEntity reviews
Harry doesn't save Ginny in the chamber. Instead he tries to befriend the spirit of the Dark lord. As a result, he stumbles upon a secret that changes everything he thought was true. Includes witty vampires, car chases, moral dilemmas, a gunfight, torture, traitors and dramatic Malfoys. Blacks are also dramatic. Horror Parody.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 39 - Words: 73,444 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 1,640 - Follows: 1,960 - Updated: 7/23 - Published: 11/25/2014 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Harry Potter and the Forests of Valbonë by enembee reviews
Long ago the Forests of Valbonë were closed to wizards and all were forbidden to set foot within them. So when, at the end of his second year, Harry becomes disenchanted with his life at Hogwarts, where else could he and his unlikely band of cohorts want to go? Join Harry on a trip into the unknown, where the only certainty is that he has absolutely no idea what he's doing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 118,942 - Reviews: 2243 - Favs: 2,922 - Follows: 2,821 - Updated: 7/18 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Harry P., Sorting Hat - Complete
Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
As the unwitting personification of Death, reality exists to Lily through the veil of a backstage curtain, a transient stage show performed by actors who take their roles only too seriously. But as the Girl-Who-Lived, Lily's role to play is the most important of all, and come hell or high water play it she will, regardless of how awful Wizard Lenin seems to think she is at her job.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 64 - Words: 380,086 - Reviews: 4644 - Favs: 6,083 - Follows: 6,115 - Updated: 7/17 - Published: 12/8/2013 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
Another Brother by AvocadoLove reviews
It was a mission of revenge. There weren't supposed to be any survivors, but Chief Hakoda couldn't bring himself to kill the Fire Nation boy. Against his better judgment, he brought him home. A Zuko joins the Water Tribe story.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 36 - Words: 291,778 - Reviews: 4637 - Favs: 6,295 - Follows: 6,104 - Updated: 6/17 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Aang, Sokka, Zuko, Katara
Rebuilt by Terrific Lunacy reviews
[AU!] After society as we know it collapsed, humanity struggled for survival. Slowly a new society begins to establish. Groups led by lords battle for territory. Young Harry Potter has no interest in joining local politics, but when a new lord with unconventional ideas sees the potential in his unique talents, can Harry remain neutral? (LV/HP, post-apocalyptic, Inventor!Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 47 - Words: 212,101 - Reviews: 2874 - Favs: 3,538 - Follows: 4,137 - Updated: 12/29/2018 - Published: 8/3/2013 - [Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.]
Ain't No Rest For The Wicked by Nautical Paramour reviews
"You are already on the wrong side of the law, Miss Granger." Tom smirked at her, taking another drag from his cigarette, before leaning in towards her. His voice dropped to a conspiratorial whisper, "If you are going to be bad, be good at it." Non-magical AU set in prohibition New Orleans. Tomione. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 72,276 - Reviews: 763 - Favs: 955 - Follows: 628 - Updated: 12/5/2017 - Published: 6/17/2016 - [Tom R. Jr., Hermione G.] - Complete
Blurring Reality by Terrific Lunacy reviews
Tom Riddle, top student of the prestigious Hogwarts School for Dance. Albus Dumbledore, searching for the hero in his famous end of year performance by holding open auditions. Harry Potter, attending said auditions only to listen to the live music for free. Severus Snape, dance instructor, tolerating nothing but perfection. The line between imagination and reality, a fickle thing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 60,587 - Reviews: 995 - Favs: 1,612 - Follows: 1,898 - Updated: 7/24/2017 - Published: 12/4/2014 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr., Voldemort, Severus S.
Alea Iacta Est by Emerald Time reviews
Questions are the basis of all curiosity and it takes only one to start many more. A few changes in the years leading up to fourth year make a lot of difference. He starts questioning Dumbledore and the circumstances surrounding the events in his first three years. He seeks advice, reluctantly, from an unconventional source and finds that - FullSummaryInside - Being Edited Slowly
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 77,596 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 923 - Updated: 2/17/2017 - Published: 6/20/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort
Harry Potter and the Accidental Horcrux by the Imaginizer reviews
In which Harry Potter learns that friends can be made in the unlikeliest places...even in your own head. Alone and unwanted, eight-year-old Harry finds solace and purpose in a conscious piece of Tom Riddle's soul, unaware of the price he would pay for befriending the dark lord. But perhaps in the end it would all be worth it...because he'd never be alone again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 273,485 - Reviews: 2348 - Favs: 3,931 - Follows: 3,141 - Updated: 12/18/2016 - Published: 1/30/2016 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Deadly Eyes of a Phoenix Reborn by Watermelonsmellinfellon reviews
In the summer after his second year, something unexpected happens to Harry. Changes are occurring, though he doesn't know it. What will he do when he realizes that the Basilisk venom and the Phoenix tears are turning him into something new entirely? How will this change the outcome against Voldemort? A/N: SLASH/Almost rape/rape/rape aftermath later on. UNDER REVISION!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 205,114 - Reviews: 2196 - Favs: 4,087 - Follows: 3,498 - Updated: 7/2/2016 - Published: 8/10/2014 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Handbook of Elf Psychology by evansentranced reviews
Sequel to Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them! Harry is captured by wizards and brought to a castle. The wizards are obnoxious, but there's a lovely wood nearby which is quaintly named the "Forbidden" Forest. Harry thinks that's adorable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 99,261 - Reviews: 2556 - Favs: 6,331 - Follows: 6,222 - Updated: 6/21/2016 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S., Luna L. - Complete
The Sanctuary by HuskyWalker reviews
After losing everything and on the run, Harry will do anything to keep Teddy safe, even if it means to travel back in time. He hadn't counted on their family growing, but Dark Lords, noisy old wizards, werewolves and much more keep uprooting his peace. Slash. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 113,506 - Reviews: 1636 - Favs: 5,434 - Follows: 6,621 - Updated: 6/9/2015 - Published: 7/27/2014 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Severus S., Teddy L.
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 1548 - Favs: 7,741 - Follows: 3,652 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Stand Against the Moon by Batsutousai reviews
Cursed against his will, Harry made the best of his life until he found himself, again, wandering in Death's realm. When Death offers him a second chance, a chance to right the wrongs he'd been blind to for too long, he can't possibly refuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 91,115 - Reviews: 774 - Favs: 3,699 - Follows: 1,997 - Updated: 11/4/2014 - Published: 9/29/2014 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Necromancers Anonymous by The Iza reviews
Harry Potter was a normal child, aside from that whole raising the undead thing. But what are you gonna do? Evil!Necromancer!Harry. LVHP Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,649 - Reviews: 1659 - Favs: 3,267 - Follows: 3,640 - Updated: 8/18/2014 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
Liquida Tenebris by DoYouMindIfISlytherin reviews
Something is 'wrong,' with Harry. He's hearing voices. or rather, a voice. Its telling him he's been on the wrong side since the beginning. Harry doesn't believe it. But for how long? Dark!Harry, eventual HP/LV slash. Don't like don't read. Complete with epilogue. Sequel up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 135,890 - Reviews: 1007 - Favs: 2,379 - Follows: 1,434 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Deal With A Deity by SecretAnimosity reviews
When the war ended all was well, at least for a little while. For Harry Potter life without his crimson eyed madman was even worse than with him. A drunken trip to Diagon reveals why Harry feels like he's slowly dying inside and the manipulating hooks that had been pierced into him, controlling him like a marionette. Is there a second chance? *MPREG* used to be Ultimate Betrayal
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 71,669 - Reviews: 1461 - Favs: 3,907 - Follows: 4,768 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort
To the Waters and the Wild by Paimpont reviews
While flying back from Godric's Hollow, Hagrid accidentally drops baby Harry over a wild forest. Harry is raised by rebel fairies until his Hogwarts letter arrives. The Dark Lord is in for a surprise... HP/LV romance. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 62,146 - Reviews: 5810 - Favs: 10,349 - Follows: 11,492 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort
Enochian Prophecies by Kalfu reviews
History is the sum of infinite minor events, each one contributing to the next. Some say this is written, this is destiny. Yet when those who walk outside Fate arrive, how can an unmarked invitation change the destiny of the world's two greatest enemies?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 45 - Words: 255,610 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 1,027 - Follows: 776 - Updated: 1/11/2014 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Vitruvian Man by Mistress Slytherin reviews
Harry Potter is no longer an innocent child, war and violence have stolen it from him, but in a twist of fate he is given a second chance, what will he do with it?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 85,072 - Reviews: 1025 - Favs: 2,231 - Follows: 1,062 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 4/18/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Schooled by WyrdSmith reviews
7th Year Gryffs learn why it is never a good idea to piss off their favorite victim, shy Ravenclaw Hadrian Morgan. The orphan's payback during Professor Slytherin's class is BEAUTIFUL & piques the interest & libido of the Lord Marvolo Slytherin, who courts him with the aid of most of the School. But just how naive is Hadrian Morgan, really? TMR/HP Slash OOC AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 125,012 - Reviews: 3736 - Favs: 9,439 - Follows: 8,733 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Harry Potter and the Arcana by the Imaginizer reviews
Harry Potter's life as we know it is entrenched with destiny, sewn together like a tightly plotted book. But what if his bond with destiny was far more imminent? What if whatever card said that Harry Potter is rubbish at divination was turned upside down? Discontinued, for all intents and purposes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 167,030 - Reviews: 1685 - Favs: 2,914 - Follows: 2,941 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Harry P.
L am Dragonborn by Enei Emmu reviews
Less than a day after Higuchi's arrest, L falls asleep, and wakes up in a carriage in Skyrim, bound for Helgen and his execution, only to be saved by a dragon attack. Now "free" to find his own way in Skyrim, L soon finds that the blood in his veins forces a dark destiny on him, and he's not the only one from the Kira case to arrive in Skyrim. No pairings.
Crossover - Death Note & Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 69,305 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Light Y., L, Alduin - Complete
The New Life by doyou000me reviews
Harry is left at Privet Drive and isolated from his friends and the wizarding world when he is attacked by a vampire and the course of his life changes drastically. And who is there to save him when he is left broken? Vampire fic, HP/TR. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 44 - Words: 229,636 - Reviews: 1608 - Favs: 3,837 - Follows: 2,360 - Updated: 10/23/2012 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them by evansentranced reviews
After the Dursleys abandon six year old Harry in a park in Kent, Harry comes to the realization that he is an elf. Not a house elf, though. A forest elf. Never mind wizards vs muggles; Harry has his own thing going on. Character study, pre-Hogwarts, NOT a creature!fic, slightly cracky.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,289 - Reviews: 898 - Favs: 4,572 - Follows: 1,740 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Marble Serpent by Lee Black reviews
When Harry Potter disappears and Harry reappears working for a stranger, what will happen when Tom Riddle shows up and starts courting him? HPTR, HPLV slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 98,261 - Reviews: 1003 - Favs: 2,391 - Follows: 2,819 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Outcast's Alley by RhiannanT reviews
When Harry goes through some changes the summer before his Fifth year, his relatives don't react well. Suddenly Harry finds himself homeless and alone, and learning to cope with yet another whole new world he'd never known existed. creature, royalty
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 104,860 - Reviews: 1236 - Favs: 4,914 - Follows: 2,287 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Time, Mr Potter? by Tw15teD reviews
Five years after Voldemort's victory over the Order of the Phoenix, Harry Potter is a man on the run. But what happens when he is thrown into his twelve-year old body in a freak accident? Non-DH compliant. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 35 - Words: 195,226 - Reviews: 1240 - Favs: 2,531 - Follows: 1,533 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Misconceptions reviews
Great Britain, 1981: The Dark Lord is disgusted by those actually foolish enough to believe that he was vanquished by an infant, and decides to teach his foes a lesson about underestimating Lord Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/9/2016 - Voldemort - Complete