Oh gosh I can't even keep up with the in-game story anymore. Well, can't complain. Better than none at all... *cough cough* year 1 *cough*

Name: I'd prefer not to mention my real name online... just call me 'Furious'.

Gender: I personally identify as an attack helicopter. Any objections? Just kidding; I'm actually just a small town girl, living in a lonely world, who took the midnight train going anywhere.

Age: Teenager.

Location: A state in the U.S which contains an unbelievable amount of tourists and Disney merchandise in every dang store...

Fun facts about me: I'm practically blind without my centimeter thick glasses, I'm homeschooled (a.k.a "socially awkward" to the public) and a Christian.

As for being a Christian, feel free to insult me via PMs, but don't expect a response. I don't have time to waste trying to argue with you why my beliefs are my beliefs. If you aren't here to do insult me for being a Christian, congratulations, you have my regards and I will respect your opinions as long as you do the same to me. Just note this warning is only for those who would even think of taking the time to PM me over this. Innocent profile viewers go about your day!

Things I really like:

Books: The Bible (OBVIOUSLY!), and almost anything considered a 'classic'.

Movies: Mostly mainstream stuff like Marvel and Star Wars, as well as Lord of the Rings (in which I consider myself a genuine geek).

TV shows: HGTV shows, anything having to do with cops, Doctor Who (ones with the Tenth Doctor), Star Wars: the Clone Wars, STRANGER THINGS (like, who seriously hasn't watched that by now?), Spongebob Squarepants (first three seasons only), Phineas Ferb, Amazing World of Gumball, the old Looney Tunes episodes from the 50's.

Music: (Rock) Journey, Boston, Guns N' Roses, Guardians of the Galaxy Awesome Mixes, Scorpions, (a SMALL portion of) Beastie Boys (Modern) Imagine Dragons, Twenty Øne Piløts, SIAMÉS, Coldplay, Greta Van Fleet, NF (Electric and Classic) anything Classical (but mostly Tchaikovsky), Ryan Farish, Daft Punk, Mashmello (Christian) Newsboys, Matt Redman, Jeremy Camp, Lecrae, Andy Mineo, Third Day, TobyMac, and Jesus Culture.

As you can tell, I hate music.

SPORTS: (Football) Carolina Panthers, (Baseball) Chicago Cubs

Video Games: I have a PS4, just saying this just in case I ever get in another 'Sarcasm incident', as I have come to call it, when she asked me to Raid with her and I found out she had an Xbox. I play lots of video games daily, some on computer, some on PlayStation.

On the PS4: Destiny, Destiny 2, Star Wars: Battlefront 2, and Spider-Man

On the Nintendo Switch: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, West of Loathing, Rocket League, and Super Smash Bros Ultimate

On the computer: Minecraft, Roblox, Paladins, and Brawlhalla.

Now for a distinct ad featuring this random Destiny 2 clan started by ThisIsSarcasm: LetsThrowPineapplesAtThem! Sponsored by ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!! YAY!!! (The chat's kinda dead tho, if I'm being honest...)

CURRENT FAVORITE SONG: "Chlorine" - Twenty One Pilots

CURRENT FAVORITE FOOD: Steak. Medium rare.

CURRENTLY HYPED FOR: Stranger Things season 3 and the return of the Clone Wars series

Things I strongly dislike:

Most of the viners (who have no actual sense of humor), "flexers" and clickbaiters that have taken over YouTube. Whatever happened to the good ol' days of meme compilations and Minecraft everything?

People who are easily offended (you have to laugh at yourself every once in a while. Don't expect special treatment from every single person in life. If you've become offended by this, you're just proving my point even further!)

People who hate stuff for absolutely no reason or are just to lazy to explain why

Parents who allow their young children to do stuff children their age shouldn't normally be doing

TV shows with no value that include nothing but blood, gore, violence, profanity, and cussing. I mean seriously, why even make a TV show if all you're gonna put in it is PURE JUNK???

PEOPLE THAT DRIVE DOWN THE STREET BLARING SUPER-INAPPROPRIATE RAP MUSIC LIKE "YO LET'S LISTEN TO THIS WITH THE STEREO UP ALL THE WAY! EVERYONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT SEX AND DRUGS!" (Sorry, innocent profile readers. Had to get that out. It's always like that on Friday nights where I live... and I live by a busy street. Poor me).

People who say us Christians are 'close-minded freaks' when it comes to our opinions on worldly views, yet they refuse to accept God created the universe

Identity politics in Hollywood. We watch movies to ESCAPE that stuff, for crying out loud, not be reminded of it!

People who think Christians hate LGBT people, when the truth is we love everyone, we just don't agree with what they say ALL THE TIME...

Anyone who thinks or says homeschoolers are socially maladjusted. We're fine! (just a little rough around the edges!)

People who destroy others' lives out of nothing but greed

Hypocrite Christians who are eager to condemn people for their actions instead of teaching God's love. If you want an example, look up "Westboro Baptist". Take note that not all of us are like that. Don't let the vocal minority give you the wrong impression of who we really are.

FANFICTIONS:

Charge of the Twilight Brigade (A parody of Charge of the Light Brigade) COMPLETED

Mr. Orb in the Sky (A parody of American Pie) COMPLETED

I am happy to announce I am working with another Fanfiction writer and good friend, Jir0, to make a new D2 Fanfiction series called the Darkened By Light trilogy. A little sneak peek for all you curious types:

I slid the cold circlet of the barrel tip to my head. My Ghost huddled as far from me as she could manage, trembling. No more City. No more Vanguard. No more Light. I fingered the trigger of my gun, thinking of how I never expected to be on this end of the sights. All the years, the centuries, of survival… just to come to this.

I eyed the other Hunter as she crept to me, hands out, body low to the ground– A typical surrender stance.

“What’s your name?” she asked. The Light still seemed to shine in her eyes, a glimmering of assuredness and doubt fighting within her gaze as she struggled with what to make of me.

“…Asper.” The words slipped from my mouth of their own accord. They betrayed me, tried to save me, chipping away at my conviction of death. The more she knew the more chance she had to save me, and I couldn’t have that. And yet I knew at this point I relied on stubbornness instead of steadfastness.

“Asper–”

“Maveth… Asper Maveth…”

“Maveth…” she whispered. “Do you know who I am? …My name is Minerva. I’m a Guardian, like you.”

“There are no Guardians anymore.” My finger tightened on the trigger.

“Light doesn’t make us,” she said. I froze. She uttered either a simple lie or a simple truth. That was the very definition of a Guardian: a wielder of the Light. How could she discount that? And yet… she didn’t look like a liar. “Light doesn’t make us.”

She edged closer, reaching out, her pale hand a lifeline. My other hand twitched, trembled, opting to reach out, but I wouldn’t let it. Minerva’s golden gaze burrowed into my soul, pleading, as her hand slowly turned over. She rested her fingers on the barrel of the gun, silently helping me to lower it. I let her. I loosed my grip; she grabbed the gun, gently disarmed me, tossed it to the side. Minerva brought her hand to my face, brushing my cheek.

“It’s gonna be okay,” she said.

It was then I realized Minerva was a woman of simple truths.

This series, of course, is sponsored by Pineapples. Lots of Pineapples. Sorry Sarcasm, I had to do that...

Also be sure to check out Jir0's profile because he's a great writer and really nice guy. He's also fairly new to this site, so make sure to give him a nice, warm welcome! Just wanted to throw in WE ALSO HAVE A DISCORD SERVER CALLED THE "DESTINY WRITER'S GUILD." PM IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN JOINING.

WE ARE ALSO ON LORE MASTER BYF'S DISCORD SERVER. WOULD HIGHLY RECOMMEND JOINING AS IT IS BASICALLY THE FORUMS WITHOUT THE SALT!

'COPY AND PASTE'S', AUTHOR RECOMMENDATIONS:

The Four types of people in this world:

"The glass is half full!"

"The glass is half empty..." *Sobs*

"Didn't I order a cheeseburger...?"

"THIS GLASS OF WATER IS PRIVLEDGED AND IT TRIGGERS ME!!!"

95% of teens would cry if they saw Jake Paul at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5 that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell, "DO A FLIP”.

You’re a girl walking through the forest. Then you come across a band of robbers that want to rob you. 90% would run away screaming, “Help me hero!”

5% would pepper spray them in the face and ride away on a horse.

The other 5% would be on an awesome horse, take out two katanas, and say, “Try me.”

Post in profile if you’re part of the 10% who wouldn’t run away screaming.

60% of the Internet would cry if Logan Paul's name was reaped in the Hunger Games, but if you are part of the 40% percent that would volunteer just so you could chase him with a knife screaming “FOR NARNIA!!!" put this in your profile!

90% of girls would run away screaming if they got punched by a bully. 5% would punch back. Copy and paste this into your profile if you are part of the other 5% that would pull out a shotgun, put on sunglasses, and say "Hasta la vista, baby."

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, Bubble Blower, panache2005, .Dr1v3n t0 1n5aN1Ty., Serenity.Jones, crystalshake, KOIZUMI MICHIYO, Rain C. frosty, Pikana, Queen Authoress 'Starcy' Hand, ForeverDreamer12, Astrid16, NindroidZane007, mcbookworm02, Furious Titaness

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

Five fourths of people have trouble with fractions, if you're the part of the five fourths, say aye! or just copy into your profile, you choose.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

Copy and Paste this into your profile if you can write in cursive or don't depend on auto-correct for good spelling (or both).

Paste this into your profile if you think actors and actresses should keep their political views TO THEMSELVES.

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried any drugs. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Copy and Paste this into your profile if you have hundreds of stuffed animals just so you have something to hug on (the stress of life did this to me, I swear...)

True Christians are hard to come by these days. God wants us to follow Him sincerely, not just because we want something from Him. He is a very loving Father, a Great Leader, our Hero. Copy and paste this into your profile if you REALLY believe in God and if you willing to do ANYTHING for Him!

"Remember the word I said to you: The servant is no better than their lord. If they have persecuted me, they will also persecute you." -John 15:20. Copy and Paste this into your profile if you have been persecuted and taunted for being a follower of Jesus Christ.

Did you know that 98% of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93% of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this!

ABORTION IS WRONG. Don't believe me? Drop me a PM asking why and I'll give you plenty of good reasons!

When you pick up the Bible, the devil gets a headache. When u open it, he collapses. When he see's u reading it, he faints. When he see's u living it, he flees. And just when your about 2 re-post this, he will try discourage u. I just defeated him. Like, Copy, Paste this if your in God's Army :)

If you believe in the triune God, Father, Son, and Holy Spirit then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says... "If you deny me before man, I will deny you #GodIsNOTDead

COMICAL STUFF!!!

Quotes I made up or got from somewhere:

"When evil gives you lemons, turn em' into pulp."

"Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets."

"You have excellent eye posture!"

"Leave me alone you dunce! I am trying to research gorillas and... second thought, stay right here."

"Why haven't humans learned to walk on the sun yet?"

"I don't CARE if you like Snickers or Kit Kats better! Just hand me your stupid rocket launcher!"

"Did you ever notice the Vex sound like the Rice Crispies motto when they die? SNAP! CRACKLE! POP!"

"Will you stop playing that stupid violin while we're trying to discuss our tragic backstories?"

"Avoid capture faster, with the all new cheese-in-a-can; good for all your anti-medical personal needs!"

"You'll never catch us alive, coppers!"

"STOP. PARADING. ON. MY. RAIN."

"Your nose looks like someone slammed a door in your face. Then hit it with a brick. Then ran it over with a steamroller..."

"If nothing is faster than light, how'd the dark get here first?"

"I ALSO have a degree in the art of pillow fighting, for those of you who didn't know that."

"I find your lack of common sense disturbing."

"Definition of EVIL: Every. Villain. Is. Lemons."

"Siri, how do I ask you to do something?"

"I am a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up."

"Zombies only eat brains. Most of you have nothing to worry about."

"The sure way to know there is intelligent life in this universe is that none of it has attempted to contact us."

"If life doesn't give you water and sugar, your lemonade is going to suck."

"Warning signs are elegant displays of human stupidity. I mean, why else would they put a 'do not swim' sign next to a shark aquarium?"

"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"

"If you can't beat them, blow up the planet. That way they don't win."

"Common sense is like deodorant. People who NEED it the MOST don't USE IT."

"I ain't your sticky note, buckaroo. Don't expect me to remind you of something every two minutes!"

"Why don't we take the Dreadnaught, and PUSH IT SOMEWHERE ELSE?"

"If what doesn't kill you makes you stronger, I should be able to bench-press a semi-truck by now."

"The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."

"Fikrul? I call him keyhead! Heck, just look at his helmet..."

"IMA BEAT YOU INTO THE GROUND SO HARD YOU'LL GO FLYING OUT THE OTHER SIDE OF THE PLANET!!!"

"Noon: official time of death for my sanity."

"When one door closes, another opens. Or you can just open the closed door because that's how freaking doors work..."

Ways to Get Kicked Out of a Hospital:

1. Yell "COFFEE BREAK!!!" in the middle of the Surgery Area

2. Ask if you can sing Christmas Carols to patients... in July

3. At the front desk drop off a box of sausages and say you're donating intestines

4. Distinctly put a facemask over your mouth and start mumbling to random people in the lobby

5. Demand a checkup because your 'eyes are stuck in a crossed position' *Cross eyes*

6. When the doctor tries to check your heartbeat put the other end of the Stethoscope in your mouth

7. Eat cotton balls

8. Dress up like the Tin-Man from 'The Wizard of Oz' and say you need a heart transplant

9. Request a Liposuction. When they ask why, explain your friends said you have a fat mouth

10. Ask to see a psychiatrist because you have a fear of psychiatrists

11. Collapse on the ground. When they ask you what happened, say: "I need... a Tailor... because I JUST RIPPED MY PANTS!!!" (SpongeBob reference, goes *hehehehehehehe* and scares the crud out of her profile viewers)

12. Run around playing "leap frog" with people using walkers or canes.

Ways to Get Kicked Out of a Museum:

1. Bring your pet and let it do it's business in the displays

2. If there are T-rex bones, tackle the nearest person and start quoting Jurassic Park

3. Pull the fire alarm. Start screeching and spraying random people with the nearest fire extinguisher as well as the exhibits

4. Play a bugle really badly and loudly and start reciting dumb history poems and songs

5. Climb into the exhibits and start playing with everything like action figures. If they try to stop you, yell "MOMMY TOLD ME I COULD!!!"

Destiny Nursery Rhymes:

Ring around the Dregsies!

A sidearm full of leadsies!

Flux grenades, Flux grenades,

They all go BOOM!

Itsy bitsy Omnigul climbed up to the Skywatch,

Down came the fireteam that blew her out the top!

A very suspicious poem (it's not mine, just a heads up. I ain't THIS MUCH of a genius...)

Early one morning,

Late at night,

Two dead boys came out to fight,

Back to back they faced each other,

Drew their swords and shot each other,

A deaf policeman heard the noise,

He came and killed those two dead boys... You don't believe me?

Ask the blind man.

He saw the whole thing!

Atheist Nursery Rhymes

Evolution, this I know,

For Charles Darwin told me so.

Accidentally alive, if you're weak you won't survive!

No one loves the little children, all the little children of the world,

No one hears you when you cry, no one hears your lullaby,

No one loves the little children of the world!