I'm Mary, nice to meet you. I'm in love with Broadway, art, music, and everything to do with them.

Johnny Depp is my hero.

"The theatre is my drug, and my illness is so far advanced that my physic must be of the highest quality." - The Libertine

Ah, so true.

Feel free to pm me at any time to talk, ask for help with ideas, or anything. I'm always glad to help. :) I have an alternate page, of which I haven't updates in ages, but you can still go there if you like.

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1432182/

If the link didn't work, just let me know.

I'm also a total Grammar Nazi. I love literature, especially Stephen King and Edgar Allan Poe, and the occasional Shakespeare. And manga. Lots of it. And video games. (-is a happy nerd-)

Random Quotes-

"You know, I don't get trees. Like, why the fuck do they have branches?" - Spamoni while we were on a ski lift.

"Mary, I took two years in Mr.Hart's forestry class, do not tell me what can and cannot be done with a tree!" - Jeremy while we were arguing about why trees have branches.

"I'm half Christian, half Catholic, half Jew..." - Jeremy "You can't have more than two halves, you IDIOT!" - Me :)

"JEWS FOR JESUS!!" -My brother Brian.

"Do you call that a face or a blender...machine?"-Jeremy.

"WAIT TILL GRAMMAW WARSHES HER HAYUNDS!!" -We were at a rest stop, and this greasy old lady yells at her grandchildren

"Yeah, she gets to kiss Chad, and I get to lick Scott's stomach. What kind of twisted logic is that?!" -Me, referring to a game of Truth or Dare.

"WAIT! Where's my bible?!" - Jeremy.

"Ya know, I know when I'm on the verge of writing a great story. It's kind of like waiting for your water to break when you're pregnant. You know it's coming soon, but you don't know when. And when it does, it'll be painfull and hard, but it's gonna come." - Me

During the musical (Into The Woods), Chad pulled the cow on stage (Milky White), and it fell on it's side, with the baby powder in it flying out on stage. Chad kicks the baby powder non-chalantly off stage. Alex - "Is your cow all right, son?" Chad - "I think so..." Alex - "And what are you doing with a cow in the woods?" Chad - "Well, I was taking him to market, but now I'm off to the vet."

"Love is chaos, beautiful..." - The name of a (Joker) painting by Donna Evans on Deviantart. I absolutely love that quote, it's so true. :)

"I can't believe it's only Tuesday..." Me, cutting Molly off in mid-sentence, "I can't believe you're still talking!"

"Joey, you're straight! APRIL FOOLS!" On April Fools Day, this guy Joey apparently said something to our friend Teddy as he was walking out of the band room in the morning, and this gem was said. Haha, it was yelled out. Teddy was only kidding. And Joey isn't gay. :)

Corpsie - "You got that, Mary?" Me -Nods head- Martin -whispers to Corpsie- "She's a little slow..."

Me- "I think I'm slightly dyslexic." Molly- "No you're just...you're just stupid."

Me- "I like him 'cuz he's cute." Molly- "You're so shallow!" Me- "Molly, he's a sim, what am I supposed to say? I like him for his personality?!"

"I knew you were coming, so I put on a loincloth." - Moi.

"IS THAT THE CREMLIN?!" - Kyle during Global...ah, the memories.

"WHERE'S MAH FROSTY?!" - Me, Alex, and others while making fun of my -awful- English teacher.

"Do it agayun, AYULEX!' - Me, Alex, Jeremy, and others while makng fun of a teacher.

"Trake mah BRANJO!!" - Jeremy and I.

"KAHL!! WHERE'S THE CORN?!" - Me...long story. XD

"You kids ruined my life...where's my coffee?!" - Me, as a chain smoking, abusive mother...it was for an improv sketch in NYC.

"I'm Pagan...I don't believe in the colour red." - Me, mocking someone who said they didn't believe fetus are alive...because they were Athiest.

"GO TA BREYED!" - Jeremy...I got a voice text from him yelling at me to 'go ta breyed'...at 6pm. XD

Jeremy - "Why is there a piece of bread in my hamper?!" Jeremy's mom, from the other room - "THAT'S WHERE IT IS!!"

Me, while waiting in a HUGE line to go to the bathroom - "Why is there always such a huge line for the girl's bathroom?! Like, what the hell?" Alex, coming out of the guys bathroom - "I don't know...I mean, grow a penis, what can I say?"

"I can't hear you, I have a big bag!" -Jeremy