Harry takes advice he shouldn't, to do something he really should have known better than to try. Still, all's well that ends well, right?

Tom Riddle's plans fall through when Ginny Weasley loses his diary shortly after starting her first year and it is found by one Luna Lovegood. A series of bizarre conversations follow. Luna? - Yes Tom? - I've been giving this a lot of thought...and I believe you may be insane. (Not crack. I repeat, not crack ! Plot takes a few chapters to appear but it's there)

The houses of Hogwarts are growing stagnant, and a certain sentient Hat is dismayed over this turn of events. It decides to take matters into its own hands, taking advantage of several obscure rules to sort students where the Hat wants them, not where heredity or their own desires want them to be. The result? A mess that gradually pulls the student body into utter chaos.

In his dreams Harry discovered Voldemort was going to attempt to get him into the TriWizard Tournament. In retaliation he tricked the Goblet of Fire to emit the names of the people who wanted him in the tournament. Four names came out, including Albus Dumbledore. Now the new Supreme Champion is forced into the tournament. See how he fares. Dumbledore!Bashing.

After dealing with the issues in Britain our favorite wizard leaves to escape it all. On advice from a friend he signs up to the cultural exchange program and now has to deal with lots of girls now after his heart. HarryxHarem

Harry Potter has been banged up for ten years in the hellhole brig of Azkaban for a crime he didn't commit, and his traitorous brother, the not-really-boy-who-lived, has royally messed things up. After meeting Fate and Death, Harry is given a second chance to squash Voldemort, dodge a thousand years in prison, and snatch everything his hated brother holds dear. H/Hr/LL/DG/GW.

Harry runs into the Ice Queen of Slytherin during a late night trip to the kitchens.

Harry is struck with the killing curse and wakes up the day of the Last Task. This story will be the Order of The Phoenix if Harry had been a bit wiser and Luna a more present character. No time Paradox and no godmoding. Slow build up.

Various one shots Harry's various naughty adventures(or misadventures, depending on your angle), with women. Not for children.

Ginny Weasley always knew that she was submissive. In fact she was addicted to BDSM videos on the internet. A certain person discovers the young sluts sexual desires and binds Ginny to her will. Now Ginny must carry out her many mistress's orders and live as a sex-slave slut for life. Warnings: BDSM, Orgasm Denial, Sex-Slave, Bondage, Fem-Slash, Humiliation.

Fleur and Tonks' plans for the future get derailed. Now they are pulled into Harry's hunt for horcruxes. How will things go with an Auror and a trained Curse Breaker along? Rated M for language, mild violence, and sexual situations.

A promise made before the fateful night changed the future of Harry Potter-Black. Now on his fourth year, he has to face the Triwizard Tournament, his failing friendships, and live up to his ancestors. All of this while dealing with an increasing attraction to a French flower.

"Her skeleton will lie in the chamber forever." Ginny has been taken to the Chamber of Secrets and Harry may know where that is. How would things have turned out if he had gone to a Different Professor?

Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.

Harry is sure he's living in a fairy tale with himself as the hero. Really, what else makes sense?

Harry helps Fleur in the second task of GOF and pays the price. HP/Fleur/Gabrielle/Hermione. A Veela bonding fic based on love. T Rated and it will stay that way. Thirteen year old Almost fourteen Gabrielle to start the story. Good Dumbledore.

The stress from the Triwizard Tournament was building up. Harry just hoped that the Yule Ball and his date with Lavender Brown might alleviate some of it. Lemons. Harry/Multi. Hermione, Cho, Fleur, Lavender, Susan, Hannah and more.

Not going to school would have been way too much effort, and besides, Harry had promised that since last year was a bit boring, he was going to not try to avoid everything this year..

With his life turned into a Game, Harry now has to raise a Phoenix, uncover the Founders' darkest secrets, deal with political manipulations and live through Hogwarts all while trying desperately to not swear too much.

Saito gets saved from Louise, but not without a fight. Agnes trains him, but is it more than that? Who takes him on as a familiar, and what is his new power? Tabitha and Henrietta both love Saito, but is it possible to be with 2 queens? Where does this leave Siesta and Tiffania? Follow the Familiar Of Zero story, but with some changes. Saito,Tabitha,Siesta,Henrietta,Agnes,Tiffania

Harry needs a date for the Yule Ball and Hermione has a solution. Harry/Fleur

Instead of a grim, Sirius Black had a different Animagus form, one that Harry adopted as his new pet. The result of a Reddit prompt.

Both Dumbledore and Voldemort underestimated just how powerful Lily's sacrifice for Harry really was. There was nothing she wouldn't do to ensure her son had a life full of the love and happiness he deserves. She'd make sure of it. "The power of love is a great thing. Terrifying. But great." Harry!Harem Harry/Multi, Genderbent!Voldemort, and lemons.

The war is over, Voldemort was defeated and the summer draws to a close as the new school term begins. Harry must decide what to do with his life. Will he return to school for his 7th year, be an Auror…or something else? Read along as Harry finally has control of his own life…or does he?

"DETENTION!" Through the eyes of Severus Snape, we see the evolving relationship between the two students he always has in detention. The two students that will forever be the death of him and disgust him. Secretly though, he does like them.

Harry Potter always knew he'd have to fight in a Wizarding War, but he'd always thought it would be after school, and not after winning the Triwizard Tournament. Worse still, he never thought he'd understand both sides of the conflict. AU with a Female Voldemort.

Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.

Sequel - Read the others first, of course. Lazy!harry is back for another year of doing nothing. This will not be a long story. Sorry for the wait.

Summary: A drunken night of celebration. A marriage contract. What could possibly go wrong? (Harry P./N. Tonks/Fleur D./Susan B./?/?/?)

After her brother Hans is institutionalized, Anna makes it her mission to visit him whenever she can. The sooner he comes home, the sooner everything will go back to normal. She wasn't expecting to meet the asylum's resident 'Ice Queen,' who refuses to speak or acknowledge anyone... except Anna. /Cover art by one lorelei-lilyprincess over on Tumblr/

Halloween 1991: Instead of joining the Halloween feast at Hogwarts, First Year Harry Potter is going to visit his parents grave in Godric's Hollow for the first time. This decision changes a lot for Harry.

What if the horcrux in Harry's scar hadn't quite been as contained by the Blood Wards as Dumbledore planned. Rather than twisting Harry's personality, it darkened his aura. And the dark creatures of the magical world really liked that aura. Gee. Sucks to be a Dark Lord trying to make your comeback. VERY AU. Just for fun.

Who would've thought that a different mindset and being the heir to a most ancient and noble house would've made such a difference? Not Voldemort nor Dumbledore, that's for sure. AU because most characters have common sense. Harry/Multi. Intelligent, powerful and competent Harry. GreaterGood Dumbledore. Further warnings inside.

Hedwig is a very smart owl; none would dare deny that! So what is a very smart owl to do when she finds her human's living conditions unsatisfactory? Finding a new home is top of the list. Finding a mate for him is right after it. After all how is an owl supposed to justify having owlets if her human hasn't had children of his own yet? Very much a humor fic, no bashing of anyone.

Harry Potter through the sacrifice of his six lovers is thrown back in time in the hopes of avoiding the total destruction of earth. They never expected that Harry would gain the direct attention of both fate and death in doing so. time travel Harry!harem Harry!multi Harry!coven HP\DG\HR\LL\SB\FD\GW AU

Set in sixth year. Harry finds the Half-Blood Prince's recipe for a powerful love potion. He resolves to do the noble thing: seduce every girl in the school. Lemons. Harem. Harry/Multi.

Harry's world is flipped upside down when he is visited by a naked fairy on his fourteenth birthday. Finding out that he is a rare type of incubus known as a Choiceling is the least of his problems when he finds out just how drastically his life is about to change. How will young Harry manage an entire year at Hogwarts when he has to have sex at least once a day just to survive!

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Harry, still coming to terms with the reality of his destiny, and only just beginning to understand his greatest foe finds himself the unintended recipient of a magical bond between himself and one Gabrielle Delacour. An epic AU story beginning in the middle of sixth year, follows harry as one dramatic event leads him down a spiral path of debauchery and discovery.

Harry befriends the dragon in the first task, and this makes all the difference. Watch as Harry rebels against the ministry, forms a bond with a dragon the likes of which hasn't been seen in centuries, and goes up against Voldemort! And he might just fall in love along the way... some Dumbles bashing, temporarily bad Ron, and Harry/Hermione/Luna for the pairing!

Hermione's Polyjuice mishap in Second Year causes her to become a Neko! While visiting Hermione in the Hospital Wing, Harry discovers he's a Metamorphmagus. But that is not the only new discoveries for Harry and Hermione. What will this mean for the future? And what does it mean to be a Neko's Mate? Harry/Hermione/Harem. Metamorphmagus!Gender-Bender!Harry. TEMP. HIATUS

Why is it when you're drunk you come up with the greatest ideas! Well they aren't really great, especially when your father and his best friend, forget they did this and it comes back to bite you squarely in the ass. Thanks James, thanks Sirius. Marriage is a beautiful thing, when you are aware of it. But what happens when you're 15? HP/NM/AB Response to a whitetigerwolf challenge

A take on Ell Roche's "Pure-blood Culture": Lady Astoria Greengrass has waited long enough, her father's offer of betrothal neither accepted nor refused by Lord Potter. It is time to discover why.

Death wants free of its Master and proposes sending Harry back in time to avoid the unnecessary deaths in fighting Voldemort. Harry readily accepts, thinking he'll start anew as a Firstie. Instead, Harry's soul, magic, and memories end up at the beginning of Second Year — in GILDEROY LOCKHART!

One day, Harry Potter read, "Newt Scamander, master of the magical creatures, is looking to hire one young intern for a summer wide assignment of adventuring, exploration and learning!" Watch as Harry travels the world on this journey full of larceny, thievery and drunken debauchery, all the while pissing over as many people as he can. Sometimes literally.

10 year old Harry finds a chest left by his mother with books on some of her favorite subjects. Discovering he has a talent for understanding and creating runes sets Harry onto a very different path than anyone had expected. Shortcuts, inventions, and a bit of support go a long way! Pairings: H/Hr/NT/FD/DG. Ron/Molly bashing and GreaterGood!Dumbledore.

Hermione accidentally bumps into Narcissa in Flourish and Blotts. Hermione thinks nothing of it at first, she dismisses her attraction for the pureblood and tries to carry on her life as normal, But as the two keep unexpectedly meeting, Hermione and Narcissa find themselves developing feelings for each other. Will the two ever act upon their feelings?

"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.

Harry is owed many life debts. In his fifth year, someone decides to actually honour theirs.

After the Death Eater attack at the Quidditch world cup sends Harry into an overworked panic trying to get stronger, Hermione resorts to desperate measures to get him to relax. Namely, secret nightly visits to help him let off some steam, but Harry's not quite as sleepy as he lets on, and Hermione is in for a while slew of surprises to come. Commission for Lord of Bones.

Harry agrees to do a favour for Draco Malfoy - with delightful results for Draco's mother. Guilty pleasure Harrissa in two acts.

How would Harry's life be different if he had a long list of soul mates and Auror Bones as his kinky sex slave? Harry/Hermione/Amy/Luna/Susan/Daphne/Tracey/Ginny/Marietta/Cho/Katie/Angelina/Alicia/Hannah/Romilda/Padma/Parvarti/Lavender

No matter how much they teased her, she wasn't going to come crawling back on her hands and knees. Or was she? (Futanari, foursome)

Harry Potter manages an up and coming girl band called Witch 3, made up of his best friends since childhood. Of course, right before their first big show, the girls have a surprise for him, one that he's more than eager to accept, even if the clock is ticking. SMUT HP/HG/SB/DG.

During the battle for Hogwarts, Hermione accepts to do the Unbreakable Vow with Bellatrix to protect the people she loves. But binding herself to the dark witch has more consequences than she could ever have anticipated. Cover art by batlesbo/Chloé C.

No-one ever understood the true horrors that Tom Marvolo Riddle had to suffer through, with his consciousness trapped in a diary owned by a young girl. Mild Ginny bashing, humorous. Complete.

On the influence of his godfather and stories of how much of a stud his dad was, Harry seeks to build himself a harem of Hogwarts's hottest in a 'reinterpretation' of his fifth year. But it turns out that these ideas may be smarter than they seem when it turns out to maybe be just what he needs to defeat a newly risen Voldemort. Commissioned by Zenkichi2991.

...except Harry Potter who can barely think at all. In which there is actual romantic potato Harry Potter and his recently founded harem of girls. Harem crack-fic.

[Oneshot] Parody! Humor! Harry is called to Dumbledore's office to find out that Draco Malfoy is a Veela and Harry is supposedly his mate? This Harry isn't going to go along with it though. He has a plan and goes to get help from a knowledgeable friend. No Slash.

Fleur Delacour has only known love from her family. But that's all about to change when she arrives at Hogwarts for the Triwizard Tournament. AU.

What if Saito was never summoned? What if Louise's new familiar is an average gamer? Join Kazuki Wedner adventure in Halkeginia, with everything he wished for, but sometimes wishes become challenges, will he pass this game without retries? So really bad at summaries and writting, Slight OP! A little bit Intelligent OC OCxHarem, the rating may change

Harry's attraction to Parvati leads him to take his Yule Ball preparation much more seriously and his night is changed as a result. Includes an awesome Ron, an interesting Parvati and a drunk Katie Bell. Oh, and what's a Yule Ball fic without a little Fleur Delacour?

"That date was the reason I was shocked to death when I saw that troll. Of course my hero Harry then came to save me and defeat the big bad troll." Tonks ended dramatically, placing a sloppy kiss on Harry's red cheek. He would die before he admitted this to her, but when she said that, he felt rather proud of himself.

Harry thinks of a better way to get rid of Voldemort before the war begins openly. No bashing. A little bit of horror so rated M.

Harry gets an unexpected date to the Yule Ball during the Tournament. Or rather, he gets ordered to be a girls escort...

At the age of five Harry turns into a snake. Five years later he saves a girl named Hermione.

When Harry offered himself up to Voldemort, he discovered the people in the Ministry of Death are not happy with him at all. To make up for his years of blunders, Harry is sent back in time to correct everything that went wrong and to get some revenge. Harry/6 girls, Bashing of Dumbledore, Snape, and certain Weasleys. Written for humor only. Lots of cliches. Reviews welcome.

ONE-SHOT: After Arthur Weasley nearly dies at the Ministry, Harry wonders why Voldemort's snake isn't something more exotic...really, no self-respecting Parseltongue should limit himself to something as mundane as a regular snake. In which Harry makes use of what he learned in Care of Magical Creatures, Kreacher is forced to cooperate, and the Chamber hides a new Secret..

Harry and Pansy have a chance encounter in their sixth year, that results in some UST finally getting resolved. Hate/Romance fic. / No updates, on hold.

The Sorting Hat wants some entertainment this year. A/N: Pure crack fic proposed by flamingpen18. Idea is hers.

After being kidnapped by Death Eaters after Quidditch World Cup, Harry must choose between becoming Daphne's slave and letting himself and his friends killed by Death Eaters.

Harry makes unexpected friends in his fourth year, when his friends and his housemates abandon him. Hestia and Flora, daughters of some of Voldemort's most sadistic enforcers, know what its like to live in fear. In this unlikely relationship, the three plot to bring down Voldemort and escape the society that tried to destroy them. Dark, violent, potential H/H/F pairing

ONE-SHOT. After being entered into the Tri-Wizard Tournament against his will, Harry does some independent research on what precisely "magically binding" means...and comes up with a very different approach to the competition. As they say, the pen is mightier than the sword...but is the quill mightier than the wand?

Daphne whimpered when Master nipped at her ear. 'Good ... but we're not done with your punishment yet, are we' EWE

The Sorting Hat (or Brian to his friends) has had enough of being told by Albus Too-Many-Names Dumbledore exactly how certain new students should be sorted. For once, he's going to take matters into his own, um, hands? The incoming class of 1991 isn't going to know what hit them. Get ready for a Sorting like no other! One Shot.

The sequel to the extremely confusing and over the top "Biting the Hand That Feeds You!" More economics shenanigans! More giant magic robots! More romantic hijinks! And even more crack!

Harry and Luna are in a new relationship, but have to deal with the machinations of High Inquisitor Dolores Umbridge. A tale of romance, unfair detentions, media relations, and charms. Sequel to "Protection from Nargles". HPLL, RWLB. In progress... and now finally updated (Dec. 2014)

Year Five, crack pairing. Hermione's mum has come to visit after a nasty divorce. Sirius Black is an ex-convict. You get the picture... As do Harry and Hermione, unfortunately.

When Harry doesn't step forward after his name is drawn from the Goblet of Fire, Dumbledore uses the Goblet to summon his wayward student. Awkwardness ensues. ONE-SHOT, COMPLETE. M for...embarrassing situations and language.

ONE-SHOT: Harry asks an obvious question during his first class with Professor Moody...and everything changes.

What if Harry's friends tried to help him out in getting a date to the Yule Ball and he suddenly found himself with too many dates? Hilarity and romance ensues of course. Harry/Multi and eventual harem.

When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.

After the Battle of Hogwarts, the Golden Trio's messiah-like status changes their lives forever; only Hermione remains skeptical about their new fame. Trapped, she is inexorably is drawn toward the last person expected: Bellatrix Black. Hermione loses her mind, heart, and soul… to the dark mistress. Yet,things have a funny way of working out. Endgame: Bellamione!(beta chrisdenvl)

If Anna met this woman in a bar, she would have swept those pretty bangs out of her eyes, dragged her out on the dance floor and seen whether she could convince her to spend the rest of the night with those long legs wrapped around her. But this wasn't a bar. This was an office. That was her boss. Elsanna Business!AU Lots of Fluff, and Smut in later chapters.

AU Start to Sixth Year. What do you do to stop a genocidal dark wizard? Try appeasement. If it sinks your entire economy, well... That just makes things more interesting.

Harry has finally had enough of Ron's thick-headed ways and takes Padma for a dance at the Yule Ball while his own date, Parvati, watches on. Harry's Gryffindor chivalry leads him clueless through the halls of Hogwarts to the Ravenclaw common room, where a rather pleasant ending to a great night awaits him. Rated 'M' for a reason. Harry/Padma/Parvati

After the final battle with Luna taking control. One-shot.

Another Harry/Susan one shot. I'm sure the title doesn't give it all away.

During his fifth year the Chaser Trio from his Quiditch team realize how cruel they had been acting to Harry and decide to make it up to him. WARNING: Lemon (don't like then don't read), PWP

Hermione, Lavender, Penelope and Fleur all have something in common with each other. They all dated a Weasley. No couples in this one.

Harry decides he needs more time for his training. - Set at the start of sixth year

Just a little idea of what should have been.

Harry Potter is a thief and a lawbreaker long before he gets his letter. Upon discovering he's a wizard, he sets out for the wizarding world - but he's doing things his way. Dumbledore has no idea what his decision to leave Harry with the Dursleys has wrought. Harry/Multi, darkish, some Dumbledore bashing, rating may go up later.

Round 4 of the Quidditch Fanfiction Competition. Luna finds out her friend is suffering from an infection of Wrackspurts and helps him. Fluffy fun ensues.

Daphne Greengrass enacts a cunning plan to deal with her housemates' silly objections to her decision to date Harry Potter.

What happens when Harry is given a surprise un-birthday gift named Luna.

"Clear your mind!" wasn't actually the best advice. Harry is fed up and takes things into his own hands and discovers a way to end the war on his own terms. No one was expecting this of the Gryffindor Golden Boy.

Harry become enamored with Daphne Greengrass and decided that she is the one for him. What will he do to melt the Ice Queen's heart, and will she ever return his feelings?

The summer prior to 6th year Harry deals with Tom in a decisive, if accidental manner. That summer Harry gets a girl friend in Susan Bones, and sets about some self improvement. It is after this change to himself he discovers something a bit disturbing about the Wizarding World, something that Hermione Granger is determined to use to her advantage.

Harry finds that his "saving people thing" is a power of its own, capable of bonding single witches to him if their life is in mortal danger, with unusual results. H/multi

The daughter of Harry and Luna Potter decides to use her father's invisibility cloak to see Father Christmas. But Diana Potter finds out that Nargles not only exist but help Father Christmas. Can she bring one home to her Mummy? Written as part of the Teachers' Lounge Holiday Exchange for Arpad Hrunta.

Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.

Everyone knows Otto is a troublemaker, so what new rules must there be to keep him in line?

A very inspirational story of how a harem raped a man

Harry formulates an innovative taunting-based Occlumency barrier inspired by Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Snape retaliates by threatening to reveal Harry's perviest memories and fantasies, including those involving a certain bushy-haired best friend.

Privet Drive is home to many secrets, many lies... And many sexually frustrated women. As Harry Potter soon finds out. AU Fifth Year, HP/HG/NT/Various, rated for general naughtiness. R&R

A Potion's "accident" turns Harry into an eight year old, and Draco Malfoy intends to kidnap him. But Harry's a passive-aggressive, revenge-obsessed little bastard. Maybe Draco will wait on that whole Dark Lord thing. POVDraco, pretty AU.

Harry and Luna meet in the Room of Requirement. Mistletoe appears. Will Nargles be a problem? Takes place in during Harry's fifth year, as he and Luna get closer. Basically pure fluff, largely consisting of conversations. NOW COMPLETE.

"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.

Lazy!Harry is back, and not doing very much at all...

Luna wants to have a better third year, so she asked her Daddy what to do.

Victoire tries to convince Harry that meeting her parents won't be all that bad. Rated M for implied sexual situations. Harry/Victoire/Fleur. It's mainly Harry/Victoire though. It seems a little rushed, even to me. Sorry.

Christmas comes earlier than expected.

Sirius and Remus catch Harry prior to his fifth year at Hogwarts to give him The Talk. He might not need it as much as they think. AU Rated MA for a reason, though not too graphic

Muggleborn Hermione Granger is sorted into Slytherin, but after a nasty prank goes wrong and gives her red eyes, her classmates become convinced that she’s the Dark Lord’s heir.

A letter causes Harry to learn some surprising things about his lineage, a different twist on the usual Harry in Azkaban story line.

Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.

Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The N2 Mine

Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.

Harry Potter knew that a person's life could be changed in a single day, but until a summer day with Luna Lovegood he never knew that his life could be made forever better. Fred and George add their own wicked magic. Harry fights back. For romantics.

Summary: AU Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.

Oneshot: A chronicle of the coolest Godfather that ever lived.

Harry uses Hedwig to test the restrictions on the Goblet of Fire. Obviously, they're not good enough to stop the smartest owl in Britain!

Apathetic Occlumency teacher twisting your mind out of shape? Never fear, there's a charming young girl in the year below to twist it back in the opposite direction. Just hope it doesn't snap.

AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.

One Shot. AU. A marriage contract. They want him to sign away his freedom and his future and his life on a girl who didn't even attend her best friend's funeral. Harry has other ideas.

Just before First Year, Hermione becomes a victim of mistaken identity and befriends Fleur in a Diagon Alley shop. Shortly thereafterward, Hagrid buys Harry a very different pair of pets. AU, H/Hr/Fleur/Luna. Mild innuendo, no sex.

Ginny slips Harry a potion to help him get over his nightmares, but having nightmares about your red haired mother's death and then combining them with wet dreams about a red haired girl... just might be a bit confusing. Mind Healer Luna is on the case!

Harry gets dragged back in time to change the future. He has no intention of taking anything lying down again and decides to have some fun. - Set during all Hogwarts school years; Harry/Luna; Parody

Harry Potter is dosed with Veritaserum by Dolores Umbridge. Afterwards his entire world is turned upside down. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Susan/Hannah

Harry overhears Ginny plotting to force him in a situation that he has to marry her. Instead of going to useless teachers Harry decides to do some plotting of his own... - Set during seventh year; Harry/Daphne

Draco organizes a no-holds-barred poker game. Harry decides to compete... just a little fun fic co-written by Joshua. I might or might not write more on this.

After talking to Malfoy's summoned snake, Harry finds out that the Wizarding World might be even worse then the Dursleys had ever been. - Set during second year; Harry/Hannah

Accidentally overhearing about a prank his best friends have played on him, Harry gets angry and wants revenge.

Oneshot: Harry sees a scene of unspeakable horror which inspires him to become the greatest hero the magical world has ever known.

Humorous, post GOF tale. Harry goes to Africa and sets up a potions ingredient business. Wackiness ensues.

COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.

It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.

During a family outing at the London Zoo, Harry has an unexpected encounter with Uncle Vernon and Aunt Petunia. But what happens when the Dursleys must deal with Harry's wife . . . Luna Lovegood!

13 years old, a vault full of gold, and two unsupervised weeks in Diagon Alley – What’s a boy to do? Summer before PoA AU, some adult themes.

Hermione Granger decides to test the effectiveness of the wards on Privet Drive by attempting an overnight visit. And then it's Luna's turn. Then Katie Bell's. Then Susan's.... PreHBP. Rating bumped from T to M to cover future updates.

What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.

7 year old Luna wants a husband, and she wants one now. With the unintended help of her befuddled father, she kidnaps Harry Potter. Idea and 1st chapter by Roscharch's Blot

One Shot Luna has a plan, and the technology to back it up.

Tired that Harry Potter doesn't seem to realize she's female, Hermione Granger undergoes a makeover. Strangely enough, it seems that Harry doesn't like the new her. Almost as if he was in love with the Old Hermione. [Complete] [Revised]

When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control.

Starting right after HBP, Harry begins the journey to the final confrontation with the help of his friends. HL RHr but not a big part of the story

My version of the whole letters back and fourth between Voldemort and Harry story line.

COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #2: Post Agent Toots. The DA have to act and pick up on the Junior DA's, a.k.a. the Order's, slack. Research Director Chairman Granger plans and directs the mission: Operation Tolerance or Else.

Not your usual veela bonding story. When young veela enter puberty, their instincts guide them to the perfect man. It's either love or death for these beings of lust and flame, and Gabrielle Delacour has her mind set on love. HPGD

ONESHOT: Hermione goes on a one week exchange. Back at Hogwarts, wacky hijinks ensue.

Harry lives the same day over and over again.

Harry has to explain what happened last night to Headmaster Dumbledore.

Oneshot. During a study session Harry learns what witches really want. Implied HarryMulti.

Hermione Granger has horrid luck. She fancies her best friend and has the Witch's Flu. But when you mix the twins's miracle medicine, a sick witch, and a very handsome, very lovable Harry Potter, Hermione's luck seems to be improving. [Oneshot] [Complete]

A potions accident throws Harry back in time into his younger self's body, he decides to go nuts and do everything he's ever wanted to do . . . and get revenge on everyone.

Flatmates Harry Potter and Hermione Granger decide to spend a Saturday afternoon doing a Witch Weekly quiz. But what if 'How Well Do You Know Your Male Friend' becomes, 'Are You In Love With Your Best Friend? [Twoparter] [Complete]

AU Sixteen years to the day after her first born son was murdered, Professor Lily Potter must deal with the arrival of six unknown people. Post OotP. Reedited and reposted

A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...

Or, "The Satisfying Deaths of "Professor" Umbridge. WARNING: Umbridge death and dismemberment, crazy yet eloquent humor, and a dose of H/Hr!