My name? Eh, well, it's not important. Call me Maya.

My age? Let's just say I'm young enough that people don't expect me to write as well as I believe myself to.

My location? Let your mind wander, yes?

I have a fictionpress account. If you wish to look up my original stories, my username is red-bouncy-ball... or something like that.

My current fanfiction fandom is Death Note. I'll attempt to write other things, however.

Do not send me a message in any other form other than actual English and proper grammar. I will ignore it.

Seriously, if I sound formal and sort of like a bitch, I promise you I'm really not like that.

I'm actually insanely weird and immature. It's just... my first impression skills are not that high, you know? : )

Flame reviews are hilarious. I laugh for about two minutes and then respond. They amuse me rather than hurt me.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT ONLINE, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

Name twelve of your favorite Death Note characters in any order.
1) Mail Jeevas 2) Mihael Keehl 3) Nate River 4) L Lawliet 5) NOMEMORIES!RaitoYagami 6) KIRA!RaitoYagami 7) Touta Matsuda 8) Misa Amane 9) Teru Mikami 10) Sayu Yagami 11) Ryuk 12) Rem

1) Have you read a five/ten fic before?

o.O Nu. No incest.

2) Do you think three is hot? How hot?
Near's an amazingly gorgeous albino kid. :D

3) What would happen if six got one pregnant?
XDDDDD A Kira Light/Matt mpreg? The visual of that is amazing. :D Probably Matt would be all flustered and freaking out, considering he can't have his cigarettes. Then Mello would be shooting Light while he's all MWHAHAHAHA I KNOWYURFAYCEMELLLOOOO!

4) Do you recall any good fics about nine?
Yes. Mikami is amazing. I've read one about his thoughts on the yaoi, and one where he was Raito's stalker...

5) Would seven and two make a good couple?
o.O Matsuda and Mello? Dude, Mello would shoot him.

6) Four/eight or four/nine?
L/Misa or L/Mikami?o.O I hate LxMisa, but I can't imagine LxMikami

7) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?
XDD Matsuda would wonder who the hell the redheaded guy is hanging out with Misa-Misa.

8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.
'Mello had thought he was tracking down Kira with the one he loved.. but why is he suddenly wondering why Kira is so much more better looking and better personality-wise than the redhead? MelloxLight'

9). Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?
LxSayu? o.O Maybe?I highly doubt it.

10) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

MattxLight with no memories? Good lord. 'Goggles and Handcuffs'

11. What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic?

XDDDDD NEARxRYUK!! 'He really thought nothing of the albino kid sitting in the warehouse other than how he could be L's rival. But once he took off the mask... he looked better than apples.'

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash?
Matsuda het? Probably. Mikami slash? Oh yeah. :D

13. If you wrote a songfic about number nine, what song would you chose?
Psycho - Puddle of Mudd

14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?
Mello/Near/Kira. Hmm. 'Extreme OOCness, Yaoi, unexperienced albinos, chocolate sauce, evil laughter'

15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?
XDD Misa on Light with no memories. 'MISA MISA'S A MODEL! YOU'RE GORGEOUS. :D'

16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.
o.O I'm sorry, but I dun like yuri.

17) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
XDDDDD POOR MATSU! WALKING IN ON MELLO AND REM HAVING SEX!

18) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
L wants to seduce Matt? Lure him into his bedroom with the newest console and handcuff him.

19) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Matsu slash? No.

20) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
o.O What girl, besides Lidner, would fit Near?

21) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Yeah.

22) Would you write Two/Four/Five?

L/Mello/NoMemories Light? Sure.

23) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
o.O Sayu? Oh good lord. I'm going out on a limb here and saying 'QUADRATIC FRACCCTTTIOONSS!'

24) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Like... a week or so ago.

25) What is Six's super-secret kink?

Humping L's grace and barking like a dog/evil cackling.

26) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Ryuk and Mikami? No.. just... oh God no.

27) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
xDD Matsu and Near. Near would be top.

28) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic?

Matt's with Mikami, and then Mikami cheats on him with L. Matt goes off and has sex with Ryuk and has a fling with Rem. Then, he listens to NOMEMORIES Light and finds true love with Mello? Well, that's a good ending. 'Truth You Cannot Hide'

29) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
MisaxMatsu. Hey, Matsu wants it.