Specialist Samantha Traynor, one of the Alliance's best and brightest, was relatively content working in Alliance R&D. But then... the Reapers came. Full of action, profanity, sarcasm, friendship, and gripping chess matches that will leave you breathless. Ch 31: Sam suffers through PT but creates a better way to have deeper conversations with Shepard.

Angst and violence. Explores the darker road in which Umbridge doesn't hold back. Page breaks may not appear, plz excuse if its confusing in parts. Hugely long.

Renamed from 'The Big Box of Silliness', due to complaints that not all the stories were silly. Of course most of them aren't Thrilling either, but you've got to admit, they are Unusual...

Harry receives a diary from Dumbledore but when he writes in it, he receives an unexpected response. Who is this correspondent? Abused!Harry rescued from Dursleys, Mentor!Snape. Warnings: swearing, self harm, drug abuse, references to child abuse and rape

What do you do when you find a strange teenaged state cooking breakfast in your kitchen? England had no idea, he just hoped he wouldn't get shot by said state's overprotective father. Vaguely hinted USxUK

During the battle for Hogwarts, Hermione accepts to do the Unbreakable Vow with Bellatrix to protect the people she loves. But binding herself to the dark witch has more consequences than she could ever have anticipated. Cover art by batlesbo/Chloé C.

An AU in the ME-universe, Teenage Shepard leaves Earth for another planet to attend school at the Normandy Academy. After one of the hardest years of her life, she is ready to hopefully take new steps towards a better future. A story of her life after the shock of loss and the discovery of new friends... and love? (Eventual FShep/Liara)

Little Harry asks Santa to take him to someone who loves him. Will Harry be able to find a home in the magical world? Time travel to the Founders' time and back to modern time's Hogwarts! Partly childfic, partly OOC, Completely AU! Abuse!Dursleys.

AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year. *Reviews contain SPOILERS!*

Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.

My AU retelling of ME1 in a darker, sinister universe. Much darker and more realistic views of the SA and the Citadel Council, a more dangerous, involved Cerberus, and a more conflicted Saren and Benezia. Changes much of the ME1 dynamic to remove plot holes with more focus on politics, military strategy, and space combat. Pairing is FShep/Liara. Rewritten through Chapter 65 so far.

::Year 2 Divergence:: What does it take, to reshape a child? And if reshaped, what then is formed? Down in the Chamber, a choice is made. (Harry's Gryffindor traits were always so much scarier than other peoples'.)

Harry Potter’s younger brother, Mark was thought to be the prophesized child and Harry was left to the orphanage. Harry’s adventure as a first year student will turn for the worst as Voldemort tries and persuade Harry against his detestable family.

Shepard is icily unsympathetic. Liara has reached the point of combustion. An unassuming communications specialist finds herself caught in the cross-fire. As a result of a twisted dance, they reduce one another to fragments. This story is a darker examination of the characters taking place during the events of ME3.

Harry's double life gets even more complicated, and a hell of a lot more interesting, when he has to start attending Hogwarts. Will he drive everyone else insane or will the school make HIM sane? Follow up to Two's a Crowd: The Beginning

An AU based on my DE series. What if Del Shepard's past had been different? What if she were the one who was the shy scientist...and Liara was the hardened commando? How would it change them, and would the love that so defined them in DE blossom once again? Old characters and new ones follow a story that is *NOT* ME or DE canon. Enjoy!

This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.

One Shepard's search for 'more than happiness'. Post-ME3 (destroy ending). Femshep/Samara. Cover artwork by Saltycatfish. **COMPLETE**

In another turning of the Wheel, Tam went to the White Tower to get help for his wife. The Dragon reborn was brought to the last place a male channeler would be welcomed, and he never left. Gentled and torn from his family, Rand grew up as the first ever Son of the White Tower. (Undergoing revision, to be continued)

Victory is only the beginning. Shepard and Liara, their friends, families, allies, enemies, and the fate of the united galaxy after the end of the Reaper War. Gritty, sciency, often funny or teary, sometimes sexy. …And always hopeful.

A simple choice: today or tomorrow? Conceived a day earlier, a heroine, not a hero, is born. With every step, with every waking breath, Harriet Lily Potter rewrites history. But is the world truly ready to be rewritten? Does Ginny Weasley fully comprehend what it might mean to befriend this lonely, love-starved girl? - Femslash&Het - H/G main - Full summary inside -BACK FROM HIATUS

Written for the mass kink meme. High School AU. Shepard, the star athlete of her school that lacks any social graces, falls in love with quiet, bookish Liara.

Written for the mass kink meme. In an AU where Eden Prime went according to plan (no Saren, no exploding beacon), Liara and Shepard meet during a high-class social gathering related to this new prothean discovery.

A heated confrontation with Celestia over her portrayal as Nightmare Moon and her sister's authoritarianism leads Luna to search for answers about the past, unwittingly tangling Twilight and her friends into a cosmic struggle between order and liberty.

Shepard's had a tough life and little reason to trust in others. Can a certain blue archaeologist win her heart and convince her otherwise? Dark in places, lighter and funnier in others. MA for language, physical, emotional, psych trauma & mild sexual situations.

They offered him a choice and he accepted. What if he had refused? On HIATUS until further notice.

MLP:FiM A thousand years is quite the generation gap, so Princess Luna decides she has to get with the times. However, this isn't quite as easy as she thinks it will be...

Harry is sent to a alternate reality by a petulant Tom Riddle, and the Hufflepuff Collective isn't happy about it at all.

Sorry, but forever on hiatus.

AU: What if Harry grew up neglected by his parents? What if he had been kidnaped by Voldemort and raised as his dark heir? Read and find out!

Five minutes pass before the neighbors decide to call triple nine; another ten before the fire-engine arrives. The Dursleys were dead long before that. Psychopath!Intelligent!Harry.

As always, dedicated to Robert Jordan, who made all of this possible.

A Hetalia-fied History of the good old US of A. Various implied pairings, maybe. We'll see where this goes.

Harry Potter has just found out that he's not a Potter he's a Snape and now he's off for his first year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. AU. Sequel to A Darker World: Prologue. Severitus. Slytherin!Harry.

A trilogy of songfics dealing with the consequences of a kiss. Spoilers for TTP! A/H

Harry Potter is 16 years old. He already defeated Voldemort, with the help of his Godfather Sirius Black. Now he is in for the biggest challenge of his life: attending Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

Hattie, who looks like her mum, but has her dad's eyes, attends her second year at Hogwarts. Not only is she worried about Quirrell on the loose, but someone's opened the Chamber and Hattie's never let Ginny out of her sight. Who opened it this time?

First year. The staff in Hogwarts realize that Harry is being mistreated they are going to help him, so they assign him a guardian. The guardian is Severus Snape. It has corporal punishment in some chapters.

Slash. Snape receives a visit from an adult Harry Potter, who has an unexpected request. A tweaked tale of consensual abuse.

a couple of encounters and a few words too many broke the weakest link in the chain. Characters: England, America, Japan, Portugal, Turkey, UK siblings

Upon meeting America for the first time, England spends four months settling America down in a new home, teaching him his language and culture. After he is settled, England decides it’s time to return home. America takes it badly.

A series of 200 word ficlets for the Hero, whether dark or bordering that line. How he deals with the people in his life and the situations presented to him. TLC

Harry Potter, the passed over brother to the girl-who-lived Katie Potter, is about to go to Hogwarts. But being a Prodigy and all, his adventures at Hogwarts are bound to get a little...out of control.

Harry Potter is the twin brother of the boy who lived, sorted into Slytherin. He resents living in his brother's shadow. Join him as he finds his own calling and makes his mark on the wizarding world. "Wherever you go, leave your mark"- desiking75

When Dumbledore shows up at the Dursley's front door to deliver Harry's Hogwarts letter, he is in for a surprise: for the last ten years, Harry has lived in a London orphanage, much like another dark-haired wizard. Is history doomed to repeat itself?

Post - WoM assuming Adelaide didn't kill herself. The Doctor's breakdown has more effect on the Universe than anyone could have thought. It will take the people who know him best to save him from himself.

You," Alex exclaimed. He felt like the floor was falling out underneath him. He had thought of this day, dreamt of it. But he had never expected hate to well up inside of him. It was his fault he was a slave to MI6. Stupid dead people. Some K-Unit

AU!Harry's brother John is the BWL, but in a desperate attempt to save John's magic, they undergo a magical transfer and Harry is left practically a squib. And what will happen when Harry as a squib is accepted at Hogwarts? HARRY!DARK!POWERFUL! NO SLASH!

Yassen loves his son more than anything.So when he's taken from him, Yassen's ready to slaughter anyone who tries to keep his son from him.But he's up against opposition he never expected to see again.Because Alex Rider does not take well to being lied to

Harry's world ends as everyone he loves is killed when the Death Eaters attack Bill and Fleur's wedding. Is there such a thing as a Second Chance? Various Ships. Dark world, Sexual situations, Slavery, Extremely AU. Very damaged people.

On the verge of financial ruin, America turns to England for assistance. He gets far more than he bargained for. Hijinks ensue. Onesided!EnglandxAmerica, WorldxAmerica. M for language, fanservice, and just to be safe.

Multiple humorous one-shots mainly covering the 'what not to dos' of Harry Potter's wizarding world.

Discontinued - Harry Potter is sorted into Slytherin and Snape watches him as he goes through life at Hogwarts, realising too late that Potter is turning into something else than the saviour of the world. Angry/dark/Harry. Snape POV, nothing more. - 2nd year begun

Alex has just defeated Scorpia’s plan to kill thousands of school children. Scorpia never forgets…and they assign Yassen to kill Alex. But what will Y do when he realizes who his target is? This is a mission that Scorpia will not forgive Yassen for failin

semi-AU. Where Arthur had to handle someone who believes that he was a nation. like that could ever happen.

Inspired by "Phoenix" by cookiemonster01. Nariam, a Teranovian, finds that everything she ever believed in is a lie when she meets one of her gods - a Sasane who calls himself The Doctor. Has he been sent to save her from her terrible fate? No romance!

It takes three days for Stockholm Syndrome to set in. And after the third day Canada will lick the Empire's boots if he is asked to.

Shut up!" England cut him off. He put his newspaper aside. "You won't grow, that's just how it is!" Sealand looked at him angrily, clenching and unclenching his fists again and again. "Then help me grow!"

What if Alex really did kill Mrs. Jones? Things would turn out quite different, wouldn't they? COMPLETE

Harry has been feeling lethargic since his tenth birthday when suddenly he has more energy than he needs. AU story for all seven years. HarryMulti nothing serious. SmartPowerful!Harry.

ONE-SHOT. In a toyshop, eight-year-old Harry meets a man in black clothes. 'If Father Christmas thinks so badly of me, maybe the devil will like me,' he thought, accepting the stuffed dragon the devil gave him, but it was not a normal Muggle dragon. AU, partly OOC

Albus wants to know why his middle name is Severus. Harry tells him and comes to an unsettling conclusion. There's a visit he has to pay. UPDATED. The conversation Harry has been dreading isn't going like he expected - it's worse.

ABANDONED. Owls, cauldrons, and pointed hats? Harry Potter was not amused. And he still wasn't entirely sure that his human trafficking theory had been wrong. Warning! Features a very cynical Harry. [AU, no pairings.]

Harry Weasley always thought he was adopted; the Weasley's were so different from him. What will happen when Harry finds out he is adopted, and that his father is someone the whole Wizarding world fears?

AU. A somewhat darker Dumbledore, in corporal-punishment Hogwarts, gives Severus a flogging.

Nonslash, House/AR crossover. Dr. Gregory House was never a patient man, and when he is given the job to diagnose one 'Alex Rider,' he can't believe that the kid could be so...vague. Full summary inside. Rated for language and violence.

Challenge. Definition: Fleeing MI6, joining Scorpia, ending up with a Russian with a drug problem as your only family, being hunted by every man and his dog and trying to successfully complete therapy, all at the same time. Alex knows what a challenge is.

Seven years after Voldemorts downfall, the fragment of soul lodged within young Harry Potter awoke. But was it really just a fragment? ABANDONED.

Never looking back is hard when his ghost is still hovering behind you, just barely out of sight.

Emalline Amoletas is an almost-sixteen-year-old girl adoptee living in Atlanta, Georgia. Below average hight, with small, pointed ears and icy blue eyes, she seems impossibly normal. But things aren't always what they seem. A/H Obsessive. Wateva.

On the eve of a big mission, Holly hears Artemis talking in his sleep. These unconscious words reveal more than Holly should know. A/H I'm sorry about the formatting problem. Bear with me.

At the age of 6 Harry & Sirius are both abused by their families, what happens when they are unexpectedly thrown together? Can they help each other? what happens when Dumbledore realises who Harry really is? Will he be sent back? AnUnusualTimeTravelFic!

This is the second story in the trilogy of Claypso, yes I have decided to make 3, and this one is just continuing after the first Calypso. Review!XD

Year 10 is going to be a long one, for sure. Being rewritten, pending deletion and new name.

At a school in London called Deffry Vale, a man called the Doctor met a man called Harry Potter. Then Harry hitches a lift in a machine called the TARDIS, and who knows what'll happen? Harry Potter/Doctor Who Series Two Crossover. Work-In-Progress.

The plan was perfect. The execution was even better...but they all forgot to consult the Sorting Hat who had its own views. After all, what can you expect from the hat which contains all four founders?

AU Harry Potter is created by Magic itself in the line of Peverell to bring balance on planet Earth. He is Quiet, mistaken to be autistic, but dangerous when needed, and is One of two candidates for "Chosen One" along with his twin sister. Powerful!Harry

::ON HIATUS: Harry learns who his real father is and must decide between finally having a family and the expectations of everyone else. Will he turn from the light and fight at his father's side? Of course! AU Dark!Evil!Harry Prequal to GHP. ::ON HIATUS::

Helpful tips for the potential angsty, depressing suicide fic writer in all of us! The first and possibly only installment of the Hurry Up and Die! epic.

Harry was captured by the Dark Lord at the Department of Mysteries but has no memory of the events that transpired. Follow Harry as he unearths the dark truth of his captivity, all the while struggling to distinguish truth from lies. No Pairings.

When a ratings crazy TV station invents a new show all they need are contestants. And they choose the fairies that people love to hate: Police Officers! But when you add in Artemis Fowl, Mulch Diggums and Foaly you have one very weird show.

Mr. Padfoot and Prongs would like to welcome Mr. Mooney home. A short story about after Remus's death. Rated T cause i feel like it.

Ten years ago Albus made a terrible mistake, he never checked on Harry, now Harry has been found in the same orphanage as Tom Riddle. As a great wandmaker once said we can expect great things from you Mr. Potter. The question is what things can we expect?

Dr. Cade Maboroshi, child psychiatrist, has gotten into a drinking contest with Dr. Po over who has the most difficult client...and since he'd have to break confidentiality to win, he loses. But he gets curious about Po's client, and decides to meet him..

Reversing time is easy. Stopping a war is easy. Saving the future is easy. Keeping your sanity's the hard part. But Harry's gone through it all before - he'll do it again. Desperation is not a force to be reckoned with. No one knows this better than him.

I am Agent Alex. I am MI6's Alex. I am the Enemy's Alex. I am Jack's Alex, Tom's Alex, K-Unit's Alex, School's Alex...Half of what I've told you is a lie." A quick character study on Alex. Masks

Harry is beat and almost dies at the age of 6. He blacks out only to wake up in a place, far from the dursleys. Will he finally find a sembalance of family here, among soldiers? And what of dumbledore's manipulations, so carefully planned? Full Sum. Insid

There were times when Holly Short wished that there had been some magic left in her.

Harry Potter's fate was sealed by a prophecy: '... a brother in light, a brother in dark...' Taken by Lord Voldemor -, a visionary leader - as his Apprentice, Harry forges a new identity. HarryGinny, background VoldemortBella

Harry becomes a death eater in his 6th year... Dark Harry Story

Harry is overlooked as his twin brother Caleb is heralded as the Boy Who Lived. Determined to be better than Caleb and with an IQ that’s off the scale, Harry is left to his own devices to try and reach his full potential. Which side will he choose?

She grew up knowing only her mother and her island, and hearing stories of her brave father, Perseus Jackson. But that all changed when a strange man came one night to take her away from her mother, and start the adventure she never wanted.

INDEFINITE HIATUS!Eight year old Alex Rider was kidnapped from his home by the infamous Scorpia. Six years on and Scorpia sends him on a assignment that eventually lead back to old family ties. So when it comes down to it does Alex choose family or Scorpa

Calypso's off her island! The final battles happened! How does it end? READ! includes Percabeth and Krolypso!/please read and review!

Lily and James bring home baby Harry from the hospital, when a book appears in their house. A note taped to the book claims to be from the future. Can they change the future?

During his childhood time at the Dursleys, Harry realises the truth about the existence of magic.

This is what we ALL want to know: How to survive Yassen. What to do and what not to do around our fav assassin.

AU. Sirius escapes Azkaban early, meets a 7yr old Harry on the streets, and seeks out a wary werewolf to help protect the Boy-Who-Lived from the dark ones hunting him. 1st fanfic. - ABANDONED / DISCONTINUED. please stop asking for updates, it's not happening. only keep this up so that the people who faved it can access it.

Have you ever wondered what Albus Dumbledore does when he's not busy being the headmaster of Hogwarts?

Due to Lots of Stuff, there is a 92.7% chance that I shall never continue this story. If anyone would like to adopt it, please go ahead. I am truly sorry for this uncharacteristic decision, but I can't quite bring myself to delete the whole thing at this point xx

Snape appears at Number 4 Privet Drive, reluctantly dragged along by the esteemed Headmaster of Hogwarts to pick up the golden boy. Who else engages him in a challenge of childish wit and muggle over magic than Petunia Dursley? Note: Very...silly.

What happens when the forces of good and evil intertwine to create the ultamite Romeo and Juliet? Can Voldemort's child have a relationship with Harry Potter? Can Moa Riddle turn her back on what she was born to be, evil?

Harry Potter is not a normal child. His relatives and other children are scared of him. He has just the one friend who hero worships him. Full summary inside. Severitus and Slytherin!Harry.

Basically a guide to ticking off the stuff in the Percy Jackson series.Rated T for funny material not for under 13.Lol Please review!

AU. One-shot. // There are people who live a life of lies. Enter Alex Rider. There are people who can handle a life of lies. Exit Alex Rider. •ℵ• They told him that he could kill if he hated a person enough. They were right. •ℵ• Character deaths.

The gods and what would happen if they just decided to do things a mortal would do. Pretty good. READ AND REVEIW!

Harry learns at a young age that what he can gain is only what he can Take. Remembering his earlier lessons of life, Harry goes down a dark path that forces more than just himself to grow up too fast. Independent and semipolitical Harry. No slash or bash.

Mere years after that darkened day Harry Potter was dropped off at his relatives' house, he enters an even darker chapter in his life. In a world veiled with seduction and intrigue, death and deception, an illusive man named Silas enters this deadly game.

Dumbledore claims Harry as his 'possession' and makes sure that he can reside in a Gringotts Vault not influenced by any human but him. But it soon seems as if the Dark Lord really is gone forever. What will happen with Harry now that he's not needed?

It's in the name. Originally would have been a onshot but will expand to two. Rated T for strong language. Please don't flame

AU. What if Harry had been the one to grow up with Vernon’s ideals while Dudley dreamed of magic? Very dark. But surprisingly, not slash.

This is a story about when Alex is with Scorpia and takes the inkblot test. But, he decides to try and be weird, and tries to mess with the psychologist's mind.

This is the dark building where they say a young boy hung himself from a flagpole storeys up, the traffic suspended beneath his feet forever. Warning: Dark, Contains Suicide. Don't like, don't read.

After finding out about his magic earlier, a decidedly non-Gryffindor Harry Potter plots his way to success.

He was a young boy, who'd seen too much of the world. He changed so dramatically that she was feeling worried and fearful, even.

Harry is thrown in Azkaban by the corrupt Scrimgeour administration. Meanwhile, the return of the Heir of Merlin has been predicted by a prophecy. This tale is about what happens when the wronged decide to fight back. DOES NOT FOLLOW DH. Read and review!

Dumbledore doesn’t ignore the 2nd prophecy! He apprentices Harry and teaches him a rare form of magic, but draws the ire of a secret society who seek to guard this knowledge and do Harry in. Assassination attempts on multiple fronts. H/F, Yr. 4 GoF AU.

When Alex finds himself on the run with 2 killers, he quickly realizes that the only way he's going to survive is to fight dirty. It'll take more then brute force to escape MI6's control once & for all. It's kill or be killed & Alex is determined to win..

When Artemis Fowl gets an invitation to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, a whole new world of sorcery and magic awaits him... little does he know what else he is about to find out!

Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards

Why does the Hero never talk. Just something I wrote to entertain myself.

Harry tries to adjust to his new life without Voldemort. But sometimes your past refuses to stay in the past. Book Two of the Dark Prince Trilogy. H/G AU

Harry isn't as strong as everyone thinks. And he isn't a martyr. Cutting

Artemis is dwelling painfully on a difficult question, the answer to which could change his whole life. Who will he turn to for help at such a troubling time?

Formerly Merlin: The Return. Harry Potter wasn't the boy who lived. It was his sister Glory. She was the one that beat Voldemort and is seen as a hero. Harry on the other hand has a power all of his own, and as time goes on it will reveal itself.

My take on Harry's first year starting with him getting his letters. Add a lot of sarcasm, stir, and serve cold.

House, MDHarry Potter Crossover. Post HBP. Harry's sick, and none of the Healers know what's wrong. Hermione calls in a doctor: House, MD. Disclaimer: I don't own House or HP.

Harry saved by Snape? Abusive relatives? Suicidal? SelfInjury? Whye is Harry bent on destruction? What happens when he becomes seriously ill? Angst! More Angst! Pain and Sadness!

Harry Potter and Artemis Fowl are doing the morning news.Yes, indeed they are.

What if Neo wasn't the One? What if the One was a little boy with green eyes...? Pre-Hogwarts, warnings for child abuse and violence. Complete with sequel up.

Execution: To put to death set after Scorpia

Sending him here, back to conscious life was murder. But it was really he who chose to come back, they didn’t force him out. So in reality, it was really nothing short of suicide. Takes place right after scorpia.

AU. Sirius arrived at Godrics Hollow first on Halloween 1981 and took Harry Potter before Hagrid arrived. Now everyone thinks Sirius has turned evil, taken Remus with him and that Harry has been lost forever. If only they knew what a mistake they made...

AU: What if Harry was Voldemort's Son?

When Harry Potter dies at the ripe old age of 107, an unlikely mourner comes to visit his grave.